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post #1 of 92
9/12/11 at 7:14am
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This is a thread for those who WANT to see changes to Star Wars that will make all six films line up. I have been compiling a list of changes to the Exorcist movies to make them have stronger continuity with each other and Synchronized, and Star Wars is the model for these sorts of special editions so it seems like its a good place to start.

 

Episode 4

- All stormtroopers need Tamara Morrisons voice (ESSENTIAL!!!!!)

- R2 needs rocket thrusters when he goes down the cantina stairs

- Imperial March when the Star Destoryer flies over at the beginning of the movie

- Shots of Bail Organa on Alderan before it blows up. jar jar could be there too.

- Digitally remove when Leia kisses Luke

- Watto at Mos Isley

- duel of teh Fates or Battle of the heroes or both when Ben fights Vader. There could also be a voice over of Padme saying there's still good in him right before Vader strikes Ben down

 

Episode 5

-Edit out creepy kiss of Luke and Leia

- Have Vader looking at holograms of Padme in his iso chamber

-Have Vader sift through Threepio's remains at Cloud City and have flashback to Anakin building him

- Have Qui-Gon on Dagobah to help Luke train since he invented the Force ghosts

 

Episode 6

- Watto at Jabba's palace

- Redo that dance number into something better, more like the band at Mos Isley

-Show flashbacks of Padme after Vader sends Luke away with the guards and turns to look out at the trees

-Have Ewan Mcgregor as Obi-Wan's ghost in the fire. Also have Qui-gon and Mace Windu and Ki-adi mundi and kit Fisto.

 

What do you think?

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post #2 of 92
9/12/11 at 7:23am
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Also, Hayden Christiansen needs to be under the helmet in Episode 6 to tie it to the prequels.

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post #3 of 92
9/12/11 at 7:50am

So tired.

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post #4 of 92
9/12/11 at 7:57am

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post #5 of 92
9/12/11 at 8:10am

Please die.

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post #6 of 92
9/12/11 at 8:21am

 

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Originally Posted by David Morgan View Post

This is a thread for those who WANT to see changes to Star Wars that will make all six films line up. I have been compiling a list of changes to the Exorcist movies to make them have stronger continuity with each other and Synchronized, and Star Wars is the model for these sorts of special editions so it seems like its a good place to start.

 

Episode 4

- Digitally remove when Leia kisses Luke

 

 

They should replace it with a CG thing where Leia leans over to Luke, opens her mouth, and pulls a gold medal out from her throat.

 

Nice to see Sam Strange back.

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post #7 of 92
9/12/11 at 8:23am

(three stars)

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post #8 of 92
9/12/11 at 8:25am
You can't just edit out the "for luck" kiss on the check.

This is just stupid.
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post #9 of 92
9/12/11 at 8:41am

I want to see all of these changes.  ALL OF THEM.  And more.

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post #10 of 92
9/12/11 at 9:04am
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Originally Posted by David Morgan View Post

 

Episode 4

- All stormtroopers need Tamara Morrisons voice (ESSENTIAL!!!!!)


 I googled this person you speak of. We're either getting a very nice stay-at-home mom with a thing for sewing, or a sassy black woman from Ohio.

 

I would pay money for this edit.

 

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post #11 of 92
9/12/11 at 9:12am
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 I googled this person you speak of. We're either getting a very nice stay-at-home mom with a thing for sewing, or a sassy black woman from Ohio.

 

I would pay money for this edit.

 

 

Be even better if it were Toni Morrison's voice.  
 

 

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post #12 of 92
9/12/11 at 9:19am
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Be even better if it were Toni Morrison's voice.  
 

 


Then Lucas is gonna have to dial up the incest a bit.

 

A lot, actually.

 

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post #13 of 92
9/12/11 at 10:49am
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Originally Posted by MoonBaseNick View Post

You can't just edit out the "for luck" kiss on the check.

This is just stupid.



No, it can be done. Look at how Lucas made Greedo shoot first. I know most people don't like that change, but it can be done. The Phantom Menace documentary shows how Lucas could splice takes together and create composites using the same actors in different shots to be seamlessly intergrated. He could do this to. Or just have Luke throw the rope and then they swing. But the kisses have to go.

 

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post #14 of 92
9/12/11 at 10:50am
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Originally Posted by Justin Clark View Post




 I googled this person you speak of. We're either getting a very nice stay-at-home mom with a thing for sewing, or a sassy black woman from Ohio.

 

I would pay money for this edit.

 



You know what I meant.

 

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post #15 of 92
9/12/11 at 10:58am

 

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post #16 of 92
9/12/11 at 11:30am

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post #17 of 92
9/12/11 at 11:30am
There's just not enough farting and "nooos" in these movies. Also would it kill GL to have a Gungan fly one of the X Wings? Also dub in Mark Hamil yell "Yippee!! " so it "rhymes" with Phantom. Also replace puppet Yoda with the CGI one.
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post #18 of 92
9/12/11 at 11:36am
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Originally Posted by dynamotv View Post

There's just not enough farting and "nooos" in these movies. Also would it kill GL to have a Gungan fly one of the X Wings? Also dub in Mark Hamil yell "Yippee!! " so it "rhymes" with Phantom. Also replace puppet Yoda with the CGI one.



Those are all bad ideas, no offense.

 

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post #19 of 92
9/12/11 at 11:48am

 

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Those are all bad ideas, no offense.

 


Heh.  Seriously?
 

 

ETA:  At first I thought this was a joke post, and maybe it really is, but I'm not sure.  Either way, it is HI-larious!  (Janye)

 

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post #20 of 92
9/12/11 at 11:55am

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post #21 of 92
9/12/11 at 11:59am

Fools!  The kisses have GOT to go!

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post #22 of 92
9/12/11 at 12:01pm

Okay, but Leia's got to be topless like the whole time. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

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post #23 of 92
9/12/11 at 12:03pm

Edit 1.  Delete the prequals from my memory.

Edit 2.  Only ever watch the untamperd with DVDs I bought.

 

 

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post #24 of 92
9/12/11 at 12:09pm
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Hey, it's Lars Ulrich*.

 

 

 

*Please see the Metallica/Lou Reed thread in Music for more info.

 

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post #25 of 92
9/12/11 at 12:22pm


 

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Originally Posted by Teitr Styrr View Post

 


Heh.  Seriously?
 

 

ETA:  At first I thought this was a joke post, and maybe it really is, but I'm not sure.  Either way, it is HI-larious!  (Janye)

 


My post?   Yeah it's a joke post.   The fact that I have to put a smiley next to my suggestions is a sad state of affairs where those changes actually seem plausible.   You know what would be cool thought?   Obi Wan going "Qui Gon, forgive me!" as he's killed by Vader.   Or better yet, "Nooooooooooo!"

 


 

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Originally Posted by David Morgan View Post





Those are all bad ideas, no offense.

 


I thought they were damn good suggestions myself.   What's wrong with them?

 

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post #26 of 92
9/12/11 at 12:26pm

Add antennae to everyone's heads because it's important that we remember that these stories take place in a galaxy far, far away and that none of the characters are from Earth.

 

AND/OR

 

Turn Luke and Leia* into dwarves, to better sync with George's original vision.

 

 

 

 

 

 

*topless


Edited by Hammerhead - 9/12/11 at 12:38pm
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post #27 of 92
9/12/11 at 12:27pm
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Originally Posted by dynamotv View Post

 

There's just not enough farting and "nooos" in these movies. Also would it kill GL to have a Gungan fly one of the X Wings? Also dub in Mark Hamil yell "Yippee!! " so it "rhymes" with Phantom. Also replace puppet Yoda with the CGI one. 
 


I thought they were damn good suggestions myself.   What's wrong with them?

 


First of all, there are plenty of Nooos. Where else would you put one? It makes sense to have Vader yell Nooo at the end of Jedi, since he yelled it at the end of Sith.

 

Gungans were not in the Rebel alliance, but I would not object to them being added digitally to the meetings since there are so many aliens in the prequels but in the OT they are mostly humans.
 

Luke was too old to yell Yippee.

 

I don't think replacing Yoda with CG is the right thing to do since both the directors are dead.

 

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post #28 of 92
9/12/11 at 12:27pm

See? Anybody can be a fucking retard.

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post #29 of 92
9/12/11 at 12:38pm

I love this thread.

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post #30 of 92
9/12/11 at 12:38pm

 

 

http://www.chud.com/community/t/138449/george-lucas-is-finally-told-no-or-not

 

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post #31 of 92
9/12/11 at 12:41pm

Fett: This is the Funvee. That's the Humdrumvee.

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post #32 of 92
9/12/11 at 12:53pm



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Originally Posted by dynamotv View Post

My post?   Yeah it's a joke post.   The fact that I have to put a smiley next to my suggestions is a sad state of affairs where those changes actually seem plausible.   You know what would be cool thought?   Obi Wan going "Qui Gon, forgive me!" as he's killed by Vader.   Or better yet, "Nooooooooooo!"

No, no.  I knew yours was.  The original guy is who I was talking about.  To just scoff at your suggestions as bad ideas was ironical.  That's all.

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post #33 of 92
9/12/11 at 12:54pm

 

More like the Dumbvee powered by the gaseous rage* of a million zillion fanboys!

 

 

 

*The Dark Side of the Farts if you will

 

 

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post #34 of 92
9/12/11 at 1:01pm

What's the point of changing the old movies?  If you're going to spend the money to change something, why not change the prequels to something approaching good?

 

The "yipee?"  Yeah, let's not add that to A New Hope, let's just take it out of The Phantom Menace instead.  This shit's like the anti-nerd hardcore.

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post #35 of 92
9/12/11 at 1:23pm
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No, no.  I knew yours was.  The original guy is who I was talking about.  To just scoff at your suggestions as bad ideas was ironical.  That's all.


I think he's just taking the piss myself.   I mean adding Hayden Christenson under the helmet?   Come on.   Seriously?

 

And I'll be one of those guys that like the original Special Editions.   Greedo shooting first was lame but I loved the cosmetic changes done to update the look of the trilogy.  Even the galaxy wide celebration at the end of ROTJ was a nice touch.   If GL kept the changes to adding a city scape in Empire or a bigger Mos Eisley in New Hope, I'd have no complaints.   It's when he added Hayden Christenson in ROTJ that the sleeping nerd giant woke.

 

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post #36 of 92
9/12/11 at 1:57pm
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post #37 of 92
9/12/11 at 4:10pm

Do not want?

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post #38 of 92
9/12/11 at 4:30pm

Use CGI to replace Mark Hamill's head with a robot head JUST LIKE GEORGE LUCAS ORIGINALLY INTENDED!

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post #39 of 92
9/12/11 at 7:07pm

 

Addendum to Princess Leia being topless in the OT: Then you have to have Padme topless in the PT (minus the first one) along with her handmaidens so there's continuity in all six films.

 

Jiggling boobs and lightsaber fights ARE WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT GEORGE! MAKE IT HAPPEN YOU FAT FUCK!

 

 

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post #40 of 92
9/13/11 at 12:31pm

Can I get a quick show of hands of who is taking the piss as opposed to being serious here?

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post #41 of 92
9/13/11 at 12:38pm

Present, and totally serious.

 

Oh wait, that's not my hand.

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post #42 of 92
9/13/11 at 12:46pm

I seriously think that changing the movies further is a bullshit idea, if that's what you're asking.

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post #43 of 92
9/13/11 at 3:02pm

 

I'm taking the piss because all the Serious Sallys/Battered Beatrices need to lighten up just a tad.

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post #44 of 92
9/13/11 at 3:14pm

I really do want more changes.  Even David Morgan's.  I want to see how far he'll take it.  No more of this trickling, slow-crawl, gradual changes that most people won't care about.  I want Lucas to go gonzo with it to the point where EVERYONE will take note of it.

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post #45 of 92
9/13/11 at 4:09pm

I want six hours of Luke, Han, Leia, Obi Wan and Anakin sitting on couches and passing a bong around.

 

Fuck all this action-adventure shit.

 

THE MUMBLECORE EDIT, yo.

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post #46 of 92
9/13/11 at 4:20pm
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Can I get a quick show of hands of who is taking the piss as opposed to being serious here?


Anyone who thinks I'm being serious in this thread needs a sense of humor injection.  I was serious about not minding the cosmetic changes made to the OT.   Especially Empire.   The editorial changes like the new Cantina band in ROTJ, Greedo shooting first, Jabba's appearance in Ep 4, etc. are all ass.

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post #47 of 92
9/13/11 at 6:02pm

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Originally Posted by Martin Blank View Post

I want six hours of ... Obi Wan and Anakin sitting on couches...

You almost got your wish with the way the prequels play. At least as far as the sitting around on couches for 6 hours goes. Not a single dynamic conversation in the whole PT. Sitting or strolling down a hallway. Every time.

 

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post #48 of 92
9/13/11 at 10:44pm
I want Darth to scream NOOOOO after Luke jumps. - Empire

Insert doubt in Vader's line about him being dad. Stutter at I am and loop back and forth.

Luke doesn't lose hand. Vader looked to cruel. Cg Luke banging hand against railing.

Vader No for after Han shoots him. -A New Hope

Jawas are not kid appealing enough. More farts!

Add a musical number in the Catina scene. Tension needs breaking.

Tell Spielberg to bring potatoes for picnic.
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post #49 of 92
9/13/11 at 10:44pm

I knew we were dead from the opening crawl of Episode I:

 

The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.

 

Holy fuck, does that ever sound like a spectacular night out. Or Tea Party porn.

 

 

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post #50 of 92
9/14/11 at 12:49am

Jar Jar is executed by The Rebels for being a Benedict Arnold like traitor.

 

Kiss is now the band playing Strutter at Jabba's Palace. Ace then joins the Rebel Alliance and is Lando's co-pilot.

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