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post #51 of 92
9/14/11 at 4:10am
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You almost got your wish with the way the prequels play. At least as far as the sitting around on couches for 6 hours goes. Not a single dynamic conversation in the whole PT. Sitting or strolling down a hallway. Every time.

 

And Yoda even sits and strolls at the same time at one point.
 

 

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post #52 of 92
9/14/11 at 6:44am
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Originally Posted by SAIRUS View Post

I want Darth to scream NOOOOO after Luke jumps. - Empire

Insert doubt in Vader's line about him being dad. Stutter at I am and loop back and forth.

Luke doesn't lose hand. Vader looked to cruel. Cg Luke banging hand against railing.

Vader No for after Han shoots him. -A New Hope

Jawas are not kid appealing enough. More farts!

Add a musical number in the Catina scene. Tension needs breaking.

Tell Spielberg to bring potatoes for picnic.
 



How are these good changes? Please be serious.

 

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post #53 of 92
9/14/11 at 7:50am
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How are these good changes? Please be serious.

 

 

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You are a funny man, Mr. Morgan!
 

 

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post #54 of 92
9/14/11 at 7:55am
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Originally Posted by David Morgan View Post

Please be serious.

 


You first.

 

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post #55 of 92
9/14/11 at 7:56am
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Originally Posted by JLassiter View Post



 

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You are a funny man, Mr. Morgan!
 

 



I've never noticed how much he looks like a potato with a face until now.

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post #56 of 92
9/14/11 at 8:01am
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How are these good changes? Please be serious.

 


Ugh I hate explaining myself, but that last line is to make you believe it's a Lucas to do list.

 

Please, I've explained in many of thread, I'm happy with my DVDs, my childhood is untouched and I learn to live with life the way Star Wars is.
 

 

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post #57 of 92
9/14/11 at 1:05pm
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It is okay to be happy with the original version but if George plans to keep updating them to make them work better with the prequels then it is worth discussing what changes will make this happen the best. I am trying to think of ideas that will make sense and also make the fans happy since Lucas surely reads messgae boards to find out what his fans like, which is why Attack of the clones had less Jar Jar and more Boba Fett.

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post #58 of 92
9/14/11 at 1:43pm
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I am trying to think of ideas that will make sense and also make the fans happy


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post #59 of 92
9/14/11 at 1:53pm

Restore the original films to how they were originally shown in theaters, and replace all the VFX in the prequels with practical effects.

Replace Jake Lloyd with a puppet.

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post #60 of 92
9/14/11 at 2:59pm

Incorporate the events of "Starcrash" into "Star Wars" canon.

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post #61 of 92
9/14/11 at 5:03pm
I want someone to break into Skywalker Ranch and replace every copy of the films that George owns with copies of the Star Wars porn parody.

"I don't remember altering the film so that Leia blows the Jawas... Screw it, let's just CGI Jar Jar in here too."
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post #62 of 92
9/14/11 at 9:28pm

Seriously, why should the Luke/Leia kiss be removed?  That has nothing to do with continuity;  they didn't know they were siblings.  Well, Obi Wan did, but he was probably into that shit, being a funny uncle and all.

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post #63 of 92
9/14/11 at 9:40pm
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Originally Posted by Black_Dahlia View Post

Seriously, why should the Luke/Leia kiss be removed?  That has nothing to do with continuity;  they didn't know they were siblings.  Well, Obi Wan did, but he was probably into that shit, being a funny uncle and all.

Luke and Obi Wan watch R2's recording...

 

"Who is she? She's Beautiful!"

 

"Hehehe"
 

 

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post #64 of 92
9/14/11 at 10:10pm
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Originally Posted by Nexus-7 View Post

Restore the original films to how they were originally shown in theaters, and replace all the VFX in the prequels with practical effects.

Replace Jake Lloyd with a puppet.


I've always wanted Lucas to do the films in 70ish era style. So maybe even more flash Gordon and practical effects. Like I mean almost grind house.

That and really play up the WW 2 angle. I mean looked who played qui-gon? Imagine Jedi Jews!
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post #65 of 92
9/14/11 at 10:59pm
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That and really play up the WW 2 angle. I mean looked who played qui-gon? Imagine Jedi Jews!


"This speeder!  Watto would have bought this speeder.  Why did I keep this speeder?  Ten slaves right there.  Ten slaves.  Ten more slaves!  This lightsaber... I could have gotten one more person... and I didn't!"

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post #66 of 92
9/14/11 at 11:58pm

I want early-eighties Tom Selleck inserted to replace all of Harrison Fords Han Solo scenes - we can do it! We have the technology! (cue Six Million Dollar Man theme song)

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post #67 of 92
9/15/11 at 10:31am

Actually one of the fixes is contained within the prequel trilogy itself, either replace puppet Yoda from Ep 1 with CG Yoda, or somehow bring back ESB Ep 5 puppet Yoda and redo those scenes with him. Ep 1 puppet Yoda freaks me out.

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post #68 of 92
9/16/11 at 6:53pm
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post

Actually one of the fixes is contained within the prequel trilogy itself, either replace puppet Yoda from Ep 1 with CG Yoda, or somehow bring back ESB Ep 5 puppet Yoda and redo those scenes with him. Ep 1 puppet Yoda freaks me out.


This has been addressed in the Blu release. CG Yoda in TPM. Polish that turd, George.

 

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post #69 of 92
9/16/11 at 7:25pm
I think the second death star explosion should be changed to an implosion. This would help better contrast and mirror the events of episode four. The ewoks should be given fully CGI faces, and dialog inserted into EMPIRE attesting to the fact Lando's family was threatened and he always had plans to help the rebels from the start anyway, just to remove any lingering inappropriate ambiguity for one of the main heroes

Additionally, JEDI Jabba should be replaced by a CGI model, and die choking on a frog - victim of his own gluttony - rather than sully the Leia character with responsibility for his death

EDIT Oh, and if they could do something about that dreadful last Ben Kenobi fight, that would be for the best. It needs to match and perhaps surpass the acrobatics and intensity of the Count Dooku and Yoda fights of the prequel trilogy in order for the continuity of the Saga to be maintained. Surely it's within ILMs powers to create a digital Alec Guinness stunt double
Edited by Princess Kate - 9/16/11 at 7:40pm
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post #70 of 92
9/16/11 at 7:40pm

I think in episode 4, Luke should be replaced with Gordon Ramsey.  In episode 5 with Nigel Hawthorne and in episode 6 with Bent Spiner.  This would contrast with my replacement of Darth Vader.  In episode 4 he would be a Wookie, in 5 he would be Salacious Crumb and in 6 the left nut of Han Solo.  If you think about it this makes sense when Greedo becomes an Ewok and the Ewoks become Sarlacs as was originally planned if you consider issues 17-21 or Marvel Comics official run in the 1980's.  Also they should all kiss all the time.  I think there's a deeper meaning if their Thetans are all tonguing each other.  I think the incest thing works and Han should be Luke's brother because I'm not a prude and Jesus Christ, this thread.

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post #71 of 92
9/16/11 at 8:48pm

DWARVES!

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post #72 of 92
9/18/11 at 12:37pm
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Originally Posted by Chaz View Post

Jar Jar is executed by The Rebels for being a Benedict Arnold like traitor.

 

Kiss is now the band playing Strutter at Jabba's Palace. Ace then joins the Rebel Alliance and is Lando's co-pilot.



If only. I'd totally be down with this.

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post #73 of 92
9/26/11 at 12:04pm
Thread Starter 

I really wish people had taken this thread more serious because there is a lot of room for discussion.

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post #74 of 92
9/26/11 at 12:49pm

I can't really be the only person who read this part, right?
 

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Originally Posted by David Morgan View Post

I have been compiling a list of changes to the Exorcist movies to make them have stronger continuity with each other and Synchronized,

 

 

 

ETA: Nevermind me, fellow's been in a few threads lately, looks like. That'll teach me to get some work done. (ETA2: and go on vacation. Dude's been here for weeks!? Awesome) The hell was I thinking?


Edited by Trav McGee - 9/26/11 at 1:28pm
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post #75 of 92
9/26/11 at 12:59pm
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Yes, and my proposed changes, like George's, make sense if you let go of your Yoda blankie from when you were 12 and look at it with an open mind.

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post #76 of 92
9/28/11 at 3:19pm

I was taking this thread seriously.  My suggestions do make sense.  It's sad that no one wanted to discuss them.

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post #77 of 92
9/28/11 at 6:49pm
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Originally Posted by avoideverything View Post

I was taking this thread seriously.  My suggestions do make sense.  It's sad that no one wanted to discuss them.


Well OK then. If we're going to dip into the Marvel Comics run for inspiration, the first order of business will be to cast Jaxxon, the seven-foot-tall, green, rabbit-headed bounty hunter. I vote Steve Buscemi.
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post #78 of 92
9/28/11 at 8:11pm

More to the point, why hasn't George Lucas inserted Jaxxon into the OT?  Steve Buscemi is a great choice.  Even better if he is mo-capped and Jennifer Tilly dubs her voice into the character.  He would fit in great in the barge fight and maybe be edited into Jedi where he could kick Boba Fett into the air so that Han Solo can then shoot him into the Sarlac (Which would actually be a Jello pudding pop).

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post #79 of 92
9/28/11 at 8:55pm
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(Which would actually be a Jello pudding pop).



Do they even make pudding pops anymore?  You just know George would have to go back in a couple of years and replace the pudding pop with a Nintendo Wii or a Tickle Me Elmo.  You know, for kids!

 

 

 

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post #80 of 92
9/30/11 at 7:42am

Alderaan should shoot first.

 

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post #81 of 92
9/30/11 at 7:35pm
Replace the trench of the Death Star with Paris Hilton's vagina. Various STD bugs for Tie Fighters.

I promise everyone of those lines during the battle will have a new meaning.

Red Five going in, but getting cooked.

Look at the size of that thing!
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post #82 of 92
10/1/11 at 4:04am
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Chud used to have good threads but that has changed I see.

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post #83 of 92
10/1/11 at 5:03am

I'm still waiting for Chewie to get his medal, damn it!

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post #84 of 92
10/1/11 at 6:03am
Chewie already has a medal. He got it after Han took him to get his rabies vaccination.
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post #85 of 92
10/1/11 at 8:59am
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Originally Posted by JLassiter View Post

Chewie already has a medal. He got it after Han took him to get his rabies vaccination.


There should be a scene at the vet's office with Han receiving a medal from Bob Barker after he got Chewie neutered. 

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post #86 of 92
10/1/11 at 12:17pm
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There should be a scene at the vet's office with Han receiving a medal from Bob Barker after he got Chewie neutered. 

 

...The same medal Han buries him with after Chewie catches Wookiee distemper on Endor.

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post #87 of 92
10/13/11 at 6:27pm

http://www.ifc.com/news/2011/10/the-phantom-menace-3d-poster-r.php

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post #88 of 92
10/13/11 at 6:48pm
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http://www.ifc.com/news/2011/10/the-phantom-menace-3d-poster-r.php



 

Big insult to Struzan to ditch his art in favor of that ugly photoshop 

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post #89 of 92
10/13/11 at 6:52pm
Qui-Gon should now be a woman, in order for Anakin to lose 2 moms!
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post #90 of 92
11/10/11 at 7:07pm

I've only just discovered this thread. It's a thing of beauty.

 

No-one has so boldly walked into certain doom since the Romans decided to introduce the Christians to their overgrown kitty chums.

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post #91 of 92
11/10/11 at 7:39pm

A belated welcome, Workyticket. Allow me to present you with our masterpiece.

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post #92 of 92
11/10/11 at 8:17pm

Aha, I missed this one. Cheers!

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