I was very excited to see the American Reunion movie. I saw American Pie just after college and remembered it was quite funny.
Jim, Michelle, Oz, Heather, Stifler reunite for their high school...
I thought that was Lindsay Lohan at first glance. That's either good for Kirstie (on whom I've long had a crush) or bad for Lindsay (whom I briefly wanted to fuck).
I thought that was Lindsay Lohan at first glance. That's either good for Kirstie (on whom I've long had a crush) or bad for Lindsay (whom I briefly wanted to fuck).
Truly, when Lindsay is 98 years old on her deathbed and her closeted 45-year-old fiance/manservant/traveling companion is taking down her final words, she will whisper to him, "But I knew I had truly fallen from the stars...when Tommy Five-Tone from CHUD would no longer fuck me."
Health issues aside, I actually thought Kirstie carried her weight well, on both sides of the scale.
I hope she's happy, finally. Her whole life, and her apparent appraisal of herself in kind, seems to hinge mostly on her physical appearance. "Welcome to Hollywood", I guess...
Truly, when Lindsay is 98 years old on her deathbed and her closeted 45-year-old fiance/manservant/traveling companion is taking down her final words, she will whisper to him, "But I knew I had truly fallen from the stars...when Tommy Five-Tone from CHUD would no longer fuck me."
Hey, Linds, don't cry. There's still a chance for a comeback. Look at Kirstie!
Truly, when Lindsay is 26 years old on her deathbed and her closeted 45-year-old fiance/manservant/traveling companion is taking down her final words, she will whisper to him, "But I knew I had truly fallen from the stars...when Tommy Five-Tone from CHUD would no longer fuck me."