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Michael Stipe has a penis; posts pics on web

post #1 of 7
9/21/11 at 7:13pm
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NSFW photos taken from video posted on his blog.

 

I'm sure this in no way was meant to deflect news that REM is breaking up.

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post #2 of 7
9/21/11 at 7:15pm

Welcome To The Cock-upation. His mid-region could really use some "Gardening At Night", if ya know what I mean.

 

...I'm here all night. Tip your waitress.

 

 

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post #3 of 7
9/21/11 at 7:16pm
I don't get it
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post #4 of 7
9/21/11 at 9:14pm

That is definitely a penis.

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post #5 of 7
9/21/11 at 9:24pm

This is bullshit.  If you guys get Blake Lively's tits and Scarlett Johansson's ass crack, why can't I have some A-list dick?  Why?  It's not fucking fair!

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post #6 of 7
9/22/11 at 4:53am

Stand in the place where you live.

(Now face North)

Think about Stipe's penis wonder why you haven't seen it before.

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post #7 of 7
9/22/11 at 5:02am
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post

This is bullshit.  If you guys get Blake Lively's tits and Scarlett Johansson's ass crack, why can't I have some A-list dick?  Why?  It's not fucking fair!


You're going to get what's offered to you and you're going to like it!

 

Honestly though? It sucks for you ladies. But think of it this way. You get all the nude Pitt, Clooney and Levitt you can handle while we get K.D.Lang. But in real life things are reversed too. Any man of less than Lovecraftian appearance can get sex practically on command while women have to work for it as hard as we do. Does this sound good?

 

I didn't think so. Leave us with our superior imaginary sex life.

 

 

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