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Somebody REALLY Loves Superman

post #1 of 12
10/5/11 at 11:26am
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Told the plastic surgeon, "Turn me into Superman" and he got Michael Jackson as Superman. Did he keep the receipt?

 

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2011/10/04/the-man-who-went-under-the-knife-to-become-superman/

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post #2 of 12
10/5/11 at 11:49am

YIKES.

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post #3 of 12
10/5/11 at 12:06pm

Kryptonian Christ...

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post #4 of 12
10/5/11 at 12:21pm

The skin-bleaching I guess I can understand, but why would he have reconstructive surgery to resemble someone who has no definitive look? How does that even work? What did they use for a guideline? Also, maybe hit the gym.

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post #5 of 12
10/5/11 at 2:11pm

Very, very sad. Now perhaps the fanboys can see the horrible consequences when they rabidly insist every hero is white (the Donald Glover SPIDERMAN thing), because that's how it was when they were created decades ago in an America that tolerated Jim Crow

 

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post #6 of 12
10/5/11 at 2:14pm

Damon Glover?  Donald.

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post #7 of 12
10/5/11 at 2:14pm
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post

Very, very sad. Now perhaps the fanboys can see the horrible consequences when they rabidly insist every hero is white (the Damon Glover SPIDERMAN thing), because that's how it was when they were created decades ago in an America that tolerated Jim Crow


wut

 

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post #8 of 12
10/5/11 at 2:16pm
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Damon Glover?  Donald.



Good catch. I fixed that

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post #9 of 12
10/5/11 at 2:54pm

The question is, How will Nicolas Cage try and top this kid?

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post #10 of 12
10/6/11 at 10:07pm

Spider-Man shows up, and they walk right past him like they don't even care.

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post #11 of 12
10/7/11 at 9:18am
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post

Very, very sad. Now perhaps the fanboys can see the horrible consequences when they rabidly insist every hero is white (the Donald Glover SPIDERMAN thing), because that's how it was when they were created decades ago in an America that tolerated Jim Crow

 

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Kate,

 

what the fucking fuck are you talking about?

 

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post #12 of 12
10/7/11 at 10:29am
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Kate,

 

what the fucking fuck are you talking about?

 


The fact that this poor guy who wanted to be SM decided the best way to do it was by skin bleaching, and rather than simply getting really buff and getting a goofy 50s haircut. It's sad that the image of these heroes is so connected to their whiteness

Do you recall the Donald Glover SpM fanboy outrage when he, a black person, said he wanted to be cast as SpM? I was insinuating it is that kind of reaction that is part of why this poor fellow felt the need to change his race in order to pay tribute to SM
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