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Sally O'Malley, er Madonna, flashes some skin (NSFW)

post #1 of 33
Thread Starter 

NSFW!

 

Madge getting ready for a photo shoot with Steven Klein (via EatBlogandDie.com)

 

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post #2 of 33

Hilarious thread title, D, you catty genius you.

post #3 of 33
Thread Starter 

I love Sally. She can kick, stretch, and kick! And she's 50! 50 years old!

post #4 of 33

Eeewww

post #5 of 33

Oh, this is just mean.

post #6 of 33

Each picture more terrifying than the last!

 

If you told me that she bathed in the blood of virgins to stay alive...right now I might believe you.

post #7 of 33

That's Willem Dafoe in a wig, right? 

 

I guess that was mean. But she is sort of asking for my contempt with that whole "I absolutely loathe these flowers, you mongoloid!" business. 

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That's Willem Dafoe in a wig, right? 

 


Reminds me more of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs
 

 

post #9 of 33

There's really nothing wrong with her body, it's just she's been such a cunt the past 20 years, it's had to see anything good about her.

post #10 of 33

I'm no Madonna fan, but come on.  She's a 50-something woman, and considering the state of most 50-something women, this is damn impressive.

post #11 of 33

I don't care who she is. Thats the thing though only Madonna would do the Muhammed Ali schtick.

 

You have to know when to hang the gloves up.

 

Someone with her ego apparently doesn't.

post #12 of 33

And why should we demand Madonna's retirement? Why shouldn't she go on to be a 100 year old skeletal golem of pop music?

post #13 of 33
Thread Starter 

For the record, I love Madonna - both musically and in terms of her confidence. She just doesn't give a fuck. Madonna is the live version of Sally, strutting around with confidence regardless of what people expect women their age to be like., screaming, "I'm 50! 50 years old! And I kick, stretch, and kick! 50!!!!"

 

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ETA: We should all be this flexible!

 

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post #14 of 33
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post

I'm no Madonna fan, but come on.  She's a 50-something woman, and considering the state of most 50-something women, this is damn impressive.


Maybe for a Phillipino welterweight. A woman can be 50 and have a sexy body without turning the space between her thighs into an industrial metalworking press.

post #15 of 33

Found another pic of her.  Looking hot:

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post #16 of 33
Thread Starter 

I laughed.

post #17 of 33

Considering the state of other, much younger singers, I'm prepared to give Madge a bit of a break here (and if she weren't such a screeching bitch all time, maybe the world would give her one too).

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From Burlesque to Burritos!


Edited by Art Decade - 10/10/11 at 11:40am
post #18 of 33

I got nothing against 50 year-olds, but I like my mature women classy and fed. Madonna looks like crackhead Courtney Love here.

post #19 of 33

The impressive thing about that Christina Aguilera picture is that the photographer managed to take it at the exact moment she shit herself.

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The impressive thing about that Christina Aguilera picture is that the photographer managed to take it at the exact moment she shit AN ENTIRE HUMAN MALE.



 

post #21 of 33
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Originally Posted by Art Decade View Post

Considering the state of other, much younger singers, I'm prepared to give Madge a bit of a break here (and if she weren't such a screeching bitch all time, maybe the world would give her one too).

wenn5736.jpgBatman Returns 11 .jpg

From Burlesque to Burritos!

 

And the saddest part about that picture is that her people clearly picked an outfit to disguise her weight gain, unlike Britney's folks who let it all hang out at that disastrous VMA appearance in 2007.  She's wearing black, which is slimming.  She's wearing a corset get-up, which is slimming.  She's wearing a cinched belt, which is meant to create the illusion of a smaller waist and make your overall body appear smaller.  And it STILL failed.  STILL!

 

post #22 of 33

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"Oops, I Emptied The Fridge"

post #23 of 33

Goddamn you!

 

That was a cheap and mean shot and damn you so for making me laugh so hard at it.

post #24 of 33

Cheetos is a hell of a snack.

 

 

 

 

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Cheetos is a hell of a snack.

 

 

 

 



So are bicycles, by the look of things...

 

I wouldn't give that mike much longer, either.

post #26 of 33

And ya know what? I'd still buy her breakfast, even though it might cost me a paycheck.

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post #28 of 33
Thread Starter 

Xtina's butt in leggings. She's not fat, but she's a little too big to be walking around in skinny girl clothes.

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Art Decade View Post

Considering the state of other, much younger singers, I'm prepared to give Madge a bit of a break here (and if she weren't such a screeching bitch all time, maybe the world would give her one too).

wenn5736.jpgBatman Returns 11 .jpg

From Burlesque to Burritos!



 

post #29 of 33
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Xtina's butt in leggings. She's not fat, but she's a little too big to be walking around in skinny girl clothes.

 

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This is why I am so glad that I'm tall.  She is so short that five pounds looks like fifty on her frame.  It's not so far gone that you stop and stare, but it's not so tight that you stop and stare.

post #30 of 33

I'd hit Madonna before I'd hit Christina or Brittney.  Although I would want Christina to be there so she could sing during the act...

 

She's very talented. 

post #31 of 33

But Doro Pesch is still looking good!

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Once again I can link any topic back to old school heavy metal. Its a gift.

post #32 of 33
Thread Starter 

And the photoshop awards go to Madge's new album cover!

 

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post #33 of 33

PS or not, that's a great image.

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