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by Nick Nunziata: link

New Year's Eve blows confetti and AIDS semen all over us.
post #2 of 34

To borrow the theme you started with, I've watched Japanese cum-swapping videos that were more appealing.

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the only way this movie would be good is to make it a sequel to Human Centipede.....

 

now to figure out the order in which all the actors are sewn together....I don't know if DeNiro should be first or last.

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I was going through imdb trying to work out which order I'd do them all in. Got bored of that.

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I can never think of that special needs cyborg the same way again after Paul F Tompkins' portrayal on the latest Comedy Bang Bang with Jon Hamm.

 

This trailer made my soul vomit all my half-digested dreams.

post #6 of 34

Full on HATE.

post #7 of 34

Alternate title:"White People!: A Celebration"

post #8 of 34

What an amazing compendium of performers I cannot stand all in one movie.  

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What an amazing compendium of performers I cannot stand all in one movie.  



What's amazing to me is that it features many performers I don't mind at all and yet still manages a vibe of pure repulsion.

post #10 of 34

Wait so, is there a sub-plot of Michelle Pfeiffer-Zac Efron romance in this movie? That's kind of weird for a mainstream film, no...?

 

Also I hate how the editing when the cast list rolls out forces your eyes to move in sync with the music as you look at each name. I felt like a goddamn fool.

post #11 of 34

Nah, it's cool when it's an older hot chick with a younger guy. Now if it was George Clooney with Miley Cyrus, then it'd be weird for a mainstream film.

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Why not stay within the cast? Have Jon Bon Jovi end up with Abigail Breslin. Full on make-out session.

 

So hot.

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Why not stay within the cast? Have Jon Bon Jovi end up with Abigail Breslin. Full on make-out session.

 

So hot.


One of them might even be Slippery When Wet.

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I guess that makes Abigail a Runaway. Sarah Jessica Parker's girl learned too fast/All those things she couldn't say/ OOO OO She's a little runaway Cue shredding guitar solo.

 

I do feel better after watching that trailer. Someone better get me a bucket cause I'm gonna throw up!

 

This movie is going to make people hope the Mayans are right.

post #15 of 34

This whole movie "gives love a bad name".

post #16 of 34

I would rather be shot down in a  "Blaze of Glory"  than watch this movie.

post #17 of 34

Robert De Niro had a really nice day after watching this trailer.

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Looks like Ashton's about to make Love In An Elevator.

 

Oh wait ...

post #19 of 34

You give CHUD a bad name, Bucho.

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Originally Posted by stelios View Post

Why not stay within the cast? Have Jon Bon Jovi end up with Abigail Breslin. Full on make-out session.

 

So hot.

 

I'm surprised no one's mentioned the inevitable legal consequences of this match-up yet. If Bon Jovi were to actually score with the underage Breslin, he would be wanted...dead or alive.

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I'm just looking forward to the climax as it nears midnight and they do The Final Countdown.

 

Shit, hang on ...

post #22 of 34

I understand Al Qaeda's motivations to destroy the west after watching this trailer.

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Bucho no offense, but your posts are Bad Medicine to this thread.

 

Although, I wouldn't mind the broad from Glee telling me: "We're leaving together."

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Bucho no offense, but your posts are Bad Medicine to this thread.


Maybe that's what dis thread need.

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I actually kind of like the idea of a definitive movie to sum up the NEW YEARS HOLIDAY EXPERIENCE. New Years Eve is a special time when your life can reinvent itself in an instant and anything is possible. I've never really had a New Years like that (usually stay home and watch TWILIGHT ZONE), but I hold out hope one day I will. It would be great to go to a fancy party, or to TIMES SQUARE,  and wake up the next day to start the year on a new course. I support the concept of a movie using the NEW YEARS HOLIDAY for the basis of it's story. Ideally it should start on X-Mas morning, and track events through the remainder of the year till the clock strikes 12 on December the 31st

 

I don't think that the creative team here can pull it off though. I dislike big chunks of the cast, and Gary Marshal is tired and played out. The definitive NEW YEARS movie needs to be far classier, far grittier, and more heart felt than anything he can come up with


Edited by Princess Kate - 10/17/11 at 6:23pm
post #26 of 34

For some reason that trailer made crave the overcooked prime rib off the prixe fixe menu.

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I actually kind of like the idea of a definitive movie to sum up the NEW YEARS HOLIDAY EXPERIENCE. New Years Eve is a special time when your life can reinvent itself in an instant and anything is possible. I've never really had a New Years like that (usually stay home and watch TWILIGHT ZONE), but I hold out hope one day I will. It would be great to go to a fancy party, or to TIMES SQUARE,  and wake up the next day to start the year on a new course. I support the concept of a movie using the NEW YEARS HOLIDAY for the basis of it's story. Ideally it should start on X-Max morning, and track events through the remainder of the year till the clock strikes 12 on December the 31st

 

I don't think that the creative team here can pull it off though. I dislike big chunks of the cast, and Gary Marshal is tired and played out. The definitive NEW YEARS movie needs to be far classier, far grittier, and more heart felt than anything he can come up with


A gritty New Years Eve movie. Why... yes! This is exactly what we need!

post #28 of 34

Isn't Rent from one New Year's to the next?  If so, I think we have our far classier, grittier, and heartfelt movie summing up this Holiday.

 

post #29 of 34

I'm thinking that Kate means that it shouldn't be so damned slick, glossy, and over-produced.  More 'real' than gritty.  At least going by the other two words (classier, more heart).

 

But yeah.  Gritty is probably not the word I would've chosen.

 

I think Rent takes place during the Holidays, which includes New Years.  It is classier, grittier, and more heartfelt.  But it's still not that great a movie.

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A gritty New Years Eve movie. Why... yes! This is exactly what we need!

 

Abel Ferrara presents KILL! At Midnight

 

"When the ball drops this New Year's Eve, may all your troubles be...forgiven."

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I'm thinking that Kate means that it shouldn't be so damned slick, glossy, and over-produced.  More 'real' than gritty.  At least going by the other two words (classier, more heart).

 



 

Nooj got it

post #32 of 34

Why even tap into this subject again? New Years Evil is the ultimate New Years movie, and Marshall should have known he could never top it.

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I think Rent takes place during the Holidays, which includes New Years.  It is classier, grittier, and more heartfelt.  But it's still not that great a movie.



Rent isn't that great a film, but will this movie be better? :D

post #34 of 34

Have you SEEN how many HOT stars are in this movie?  OF COURSE it'll be better!

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