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Beyonce is Pretend-Pregnant?

post #1 of 45
10/14/11 at 12:03pm
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http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/10/is-beyonce-pregnant-or-not/

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post #2 of 45
10/14/11 at 12:59pm

Ahahaahahahahaha.  Call the Hot Cops! 

 

Please let this be true.

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post #3 of 45
10/14/11 at 1:25pm

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/04/22/high-school-student-pretends-pregnant-senior-project/

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post #4 of 45
10/14/11 at 1:42pm

I'd be very interested in reading the results of her final project.

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post #5 of 45
10/14/11 at 5:25pm

fake_beyonce_bump.gif

 

Uh, yeah.

 

Fucking psycho is not pregnant.

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post #6 of 45
10/14/11 at 7:14pm
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fake_beyonce_bump.gif

 

Uh, yeah.

 

Fucking psycho is not pregnant.


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post #7 of 45
10/14/11 at 8:14pm
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fake_beyonce_bump.gif

 

Uh, yeah.

 

Fucking psycho is not pregnant.



Yeah I agree.

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post #8 of 45
10/14/11 at 11:03pm

You people are crazy, she's married to a rapper. So she's just wearing the required baby bump bulletproof vest. They tend to bunch up when you move.

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post #9 of 45
10/15/11 at 8:14am

My mother keeps crying that the dress is too big, which is producing this folding illusion, but the dress looks pretty tight when she's walking.  Should have gotten the Katie Holmes Bump.  Never saw a fold in that one.

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post #10 of 45
10/16/11 at 9:50pm

Stand aside, Jay Z. I'll make sure my baby batter does the trick.

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post #11 of 45
1/7/12 at 7:54pm

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/pregnant-beyonce-lenox-hill-hospital-give-birth-child-sources-article-1.1002331?localLinksEnabled=false

 

 

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Baby-once is expected to make her long-awaited debut any minute at Lenox Hill Hospital, sources told the Daily News.

A very pregnant Beyonce checked into the upper East Side hospital Friday night under the name “Ingrid Jackson,” a hospital staffer told the Daily News.

Beyonce and her hip-hop hubby, Jay-Z, rented out the hospital’s entire fourth floor for $1.3 million, the employee said.

In an effort to keep images from leaking to the public, hospital workers placed tape over security cameras and are forcing employees to turn in cell phones when they arrive for their shifts, the source said.

Several security guards were spotted patrolling the outside of the hospital Saturday night.

A Lenox Hill staffer confirmed that a patient named Ingrid Jackson was in a “labor room.”

 

 

Ingrid Jackson is obviously just the name of her surrogate...
 
If not the baby will look like this:
 
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post #12 of 45
1/7/12 at 8:20pm

That is truly messed up... Renting out an entire hospital floor? Just because you have the money it is suddenly OK to do such a thing? We don't have enough hospital beds for the needy already in this country

 

DO NO HARM is generally taken to mean don't let aristocrats pay you to keep hospital beds empty 

 

Just shameful, and another sign that our betters are living in a different reality than the rest of us serfs

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post #13 of 45
1/7/12 at 8:40pm
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That is truly messed up... Renting out an entire hospital floor? Just because you have the money it is suddenly OK to do such a thing? We don't have enough hospital beds for the needy already in this country

 

DO NO HARM is generally taken to mean don't let aristocrats pay you to keep hospital beds empty 

 

Just shameful, and another sign that our betters are living in a different reality than the rest of us serfs



Agreed, but can I just edit this for you a little bit?

 

"another sign that people who have the most money are living in a different reality than the rest of us serfs"

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post #14 of 45
1/7/12 at 11:32pm

Why couldn't they just have the doctor, staff, and equipment shipped to their home for a fraction of the price? Preggo hormones (and money) makes you KA-RAZY!

 

I would have crawled in there for free! I've got clean towels on hand!

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post #15 of 45
1/7/12 at 11:40pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post

Why couldn't they just have the doctor, staff, and equipment shipped to their home for a fraction of the price?


Celebrities!  They're just like us!!!

 

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post #16 of 45
1/7/12 at 11:56pm

Lets hope she doesn't drop the baby like she did Kelly Rowland.

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post #17 of 45
1/8/12 at 11:11am



 

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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post

Stand aside, Jay Z. I'll make sure my baby batter does the trick.


I don't think she's ready for this jelly.

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post #18 of 45
1/8/12 at 5:44pm

She popped.  There's confusion over whether the name is Blue Ivy or Ivy Blue.  Hope it's the latter.  I pray little Ivy or Blue or whatever takes after her mom in the looks department, because if not...YIKES.

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post #19 of 45
1/8/12 at 6:16pm

That staffer violated so many HIPAA laws.

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post #20 of 45
1/9/12 at 5:28am
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post

She popped.  There's confusion over whether the name is Blue Ivy or Ivy Blue.  Hope it's the latter.  I pray little Ivy or Blue or whatever takes after her mom in the looks department, because if not...YIKES.



Did the baby fold?

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post #21 of 45
1/9/12 at 7:28am
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Agreed, but can I just edit this for you a little bit?

 

"another sign that people who have the most money are living in a different reality than the rest of us serfs"



I was making a comment about how our society values the rich more than the rest of us. I don't literally think Beyonce is my "better"

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post #22 of 45
1/9/12 at 7:55am

She certainly hasn't got 13,243 posts on CHUD.

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post #23 of 45
1/9/12 at 8:13am

Maybe it'll help keep the hospital solvent. 

 

Anyways, that is why people want to be rich.  Space.

 

Big houses, big cars, first class seats, rented out hospital floor - it all boils down to more space from other people.

 

If someone is boinking Beyonce, he is probably my better.

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post #24 of 45
1/9/12 at 8:25am
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Originally Posted by First Class 782 View Post

Maybe it'll help keep the hospital solvent. 

 

Anyways, that is why people want to be rich.  Space.

 

Big houses, big cars, first class seats, rented out hospital floor - it all boils down to more space from other people.

 

If someone is boinking Beyonce, he is probably my better.



That sounds like Germany's desire for "living space" in the 1930s. We live in a country that refuses to care for the sick if they're poor, and we're going to pretend it's OK to rent out the entire floor of a hospital as long as you can afford to do so? It's morally wrong.  You're not entitled to space if it costs others their well being. Oh well, I'm not going to put any more thought into this issue on a Monday. Beyonce, Jay Z and their spawn have already stolen away too much of my time with this nonsense

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post #25 of 45
1/9/12 at 8:50am

Jesus Christ, Kate. Go look at a Steve Jobs mural for an hour or something.

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post #26 of 45
1/9/12 at 11:42am

Photos have leaked!!! You're my girl, Blue!

 

beyonce-baby2.jpeg

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post #27 of 45
1/9/12 at 2:38pm

“The only time a baby doesn’t look like every other baby is when it’s a really fucking ugly baby. So unless you’re about to show me a picture of a really fucking ugly baby, I don’t want to see it”.

 

-The Guard

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post #28 of 45
1/9/12 at 5:01pm

I have to admit that I get a sick pleasure in knowing that a man who has made a living off of calling women "bitches and hoes" and degrading women all over the place in his music videos now has a little girl of his own.  I don't know if it's karmic vengeance, but I always have a chuckle when I see a man who treated women like pastimes end up with a daughter.  It happens SO OFTEN.  Will she be a victim of the culture that her dear old dad did nothing to contradict?  We'll see.

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post #29 of 45
1/9/12 at 5:05pm

This is a thing? Like, for realsies?

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post #30 of 45
1/10/12 at 9:13am
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post

I have to admit that I get a sick pleasure in knowing that a man who has made a living off of calling women "bitches and hoes" and degrading women all over the place in his music videos now has a little girl of his own.

His repertoire is about to change! Conception, miscarriage... and ass-shaking?

 

 

And Beyonce gave birth naturally. The consiracy-theorists say "no scar, no proof" and still claim she never carried Blue herself (according to the radio this am). LOL
 

 

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post #31 of 45
1/10/12 at 11:49am

Blue Ivy is the spawn of the Devil!   I like a good conspiracy as much as the next, but come on people!

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post #32 of 45
1/10/12 at 12:01pm

DIVA

 

Devil's In Vaginas All-Up-In-Here!!!

 

It's all making sense! Illuminati means "enlightened"... indeed!

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post #33 of 45
1/10/12 at 3:44pm

Is this what happens when a country doesn't have royalty to fawn over?

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post #34 of 45
1/10/12 at 6:10pm

Why do you think TMZ is a respected news organization?

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post #35 of 45
1/10/12 at 6:13pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post

Why do you think TMZ is a respected news organization?



TMZ will report on what they report on - the fact so many are so interested is something else entirely.

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post #36 of 45
1/10/12 at 7:50pm

http://www.theonion.com/video/breaking-witch-who-granted-beyonce-fame-returns-to,27002/

 

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post #37 of 45
1/10/12 at 7:54pm
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http://www.theonion.com/video/breaking-witch-who-granted-beyonce-fame-returns-to,27002/

 



Cute joke - bit labored towards the end tho.

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post #38 of 45
1/10/12 at 7:58pm

I dunno.  That thing about Ricci's forehead broke me.

 

So that's why Beyonce and Jay-Z tried to get an entire hospital to themselves... keeping the witch out.

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post #39 of 45
1/10/12 at 8:45pm

Blue Ivy is OBVIOUSLY going to be the next big Super villain.

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post #40 of 45
5/9/12 at 7:29pm

I get that B wants to show off her post-baby bod, but what the hell is this shit?!?!

 

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post #41 of 45
5/9/12 at 7:50pm
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I get that B wants to show off her post-baby bod, but what the hell is this shit?!?!

 

Ummm... all kinds of awesome?

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post #42 of 45
5/9/12 at 8:00pm

If you are attracted to Mr. Snuffaluffagus maybe.
 

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post #43 of 45
5/9/12 at 8:19pm
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If you are attracted to Mr. Snuffaluffagus maybe.
 

 

Oh come on Div, she looks like she's getting ready to shoot her scenes for the porn parody of Chronicles Of Riddick, its hilarious.

 

...and then of course...

 

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTz-E99B7ATz5STaUAuf7wPT0KDQB44xZQrNx_AW4fVMbx_G3_IV8xVqLmq5Q

...dat ass.

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post #44 of 45
5/9/12 at 8:21pm

Like I said, her body is banging. But that dress is for the birds.
 

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post #45 of 45
5/9/12 at 8:26pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post

Like I said, her body is banging. But that dress is for the birds.
 

 

 

No no, it's FROM the birds.

 

In fact, it looks like she's shaved down these two...

 

Frank_N._Stein.jpg

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