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First Annual CHUD All Hallows Read Book Swap

post #1 of 27
Thread Starter 

Why don't we let Mr. Gaiman explain it first:

 

 

 

It has occurred to me that we have not done a proper swap of any kind this year. Yes, the annual gift swap is coming next month, but past that, it's been quiet. This is the perfect opportunity to rectify that shit.

 

Because we have relative newbies round these parts, here's the Cliffs Notes version: Sign up below with your name, city and state/country and if international shipping is okay.  I'll keep taking names till the 20th. On the 21st, you get paired up with a lucky ass so and so. And your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to freak somebody's shit out. Don't care how. Don't care what it is: Fiction, non-fiction, graphic novels, really excellent kids books, art collections, whatever. As long as there's awesome words on a page, and those words have been nightmare fuel for someone somewhere at some point, send it.

 

And if you want to throw some candy in there too for shits and giggles, knock yourself out.

 

A few rules and regulations, though:

 

1. If you signed up, you're obligated to fulfill your end of the bargain. Flaking out is frowned upon. Severely.

2. While flaking out is frowned upon, shit happens. Just let me or your partner know what's up in PMs or in this thread.  Communication is key.

3. Unlike past swaps: Doesnt matter if its new, old, used, as long as its readable. And, preferably, not crawling with disease.

4. There's also no price limit. If you can get some awesome book for a penny at a garage sale, fine by me. See above, however, re: disease.

5. We are all narcissists. Let all of us know what you got from your partner. Makes everybody feel warm and fuzzy inside, and might spur a couple more of us to go acquire the book somewhere on our own.

6. Most importantly, even if you don't get into the Chewer swap, this is a fucking awesome idea that really deserves to catch on. Spread that video around.

 

Begin.

 

Justin Clark

Rochester, NY

International OK.

post #2 of 27

Great idea!

 

I'm a little nervous about throwing my name in here, considering my lacking knowledge of scary literature.  But I've never been a part of one of these swaps.

 

So giddy-up.

 

Joon Kim

Bellevue, WA

post #3 of 27

In:

 

 

Erik Ratliff

Encino, CA

post #4 of 27
Thread Starter 

BUMPing this. Still going with this on Friday.

post #5 of 27

Come on, folks!  All the cool kids are doing it!

post #6 of 27
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post #7 of 27

I'm in.

Minneapolis, MN

International OK

 

Whoever gets me, I've already read these:

post #8 of 27

I don't know what was happening on or during the 14th, but I completely missed this thread.  I am in. I joined the Christmas Swap last year and was happy to give and loved receiving. Plus the swag thread was delightful.

 

Oak Ridge, TN

International OK!


Edited by MrTyres - 10/21/11 at 10:56pm
post #9 of 27
Thread Starter 

One last bump for the road.

post #10 of 27
Thread Starter 

Welp, small turnout's better than anything else:

 

Nooj gives to bendrix
bendrix gives to Tyres
Tyres gives to me
I give to Ratty
Ratty gives to nooj

 

Have at, kids. PM your partners, post here once your goodness has been obtained.

post #11 of 27

Tyres, hope you don't already have all the Goosebumps books...

 

 

...because I do.

post #12 of 27

Got my book today from the illustrious Justin Clark.   It's House of Leaves by Mark Danielweski.  

 

I did actually read this when it first came out about 10 years ago, but it got lost when I moved from Chicago to L.A., so I'm glad I now have another copy.  My initial reaction back then was that all the stuff about and inside the "Five and Half Minute Hallway" was absolutely bonechilling and existentially terrifying and all the Johnny Truant stuff was kind of long-winded.  I'll have to give this one another go sometime and see if my opinion changes.  It's a one-of-a-kind novel, though, no denying.  

 

Justin, did you read his other novel, Only Revolutions?   I never got to that one.  

 

Nooj, your book is going out in the mail tomorrow.  

post #13 of 27

Thanks, Ratty!

 

Bendrix, your package has gone out today!  Be on the lookout!  Hope you like them.

post #14 of 27
Thanks, nooj. Sorry I didn't get back to you on your second PM.

Tyres, Amazon tells me yours is arriving November 1st. It will be just as scary then, I hope.
post #15 of 27

Scariest thing I could find. 

 

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Quote:Laura Ingall Wilder's By the Shores of Silver Lake
Her blue eyes were still beautiful, but they did not know what was before them, and Mary herself could never look through them again to tell Laura what she was thinking without saying a word. Laura brushed the hair from Mary's face, caressing her soft cheek. She placed the pistol to her sister's face and blew Mary's brain into the praire dirt. The dead walked this world like Pa's bible said they would, and Laura couldn't tolerate her sister being one of the damned of Silver Lake

 

post #16 of 27

I haven't seen anyone Brag Swagging this yet. Quickly, show off your jewels!

 

 

I received my package today!  Just got home from work and have devoured 2 stories already.

 

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I was just talking last week about how I never read the Russian greats in college (read Crime and Punishment and A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovitch, but nothing else). As a high school English teacher, I don't really have to, but it is nice to be well rounded.  Fantastic choice, Bendrix.

post #17 of 27
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I haven't seen anyone Brag Swagging this yet. Quickly, show off your jewels!

 

 

I received my package today!  Just got home from work and have devoured 2 stories already.

 

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I was just talking last week about how I never read the Russian greats in college (read Crime and Punishment and A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovitch, but nothing else). As a high school English teacher, I don't really have to, but it is nice to be well rounded.  Fantastic choice, Bendrix.




Glad you like, Tyres. I love that book so much. It's like Poe and Dostoyesky and the Brothers Grimm had a darling little niece with very sharp teeth.

 

I hit the mother lode on Saturday. Nooj pulled out all the stops.

 

First:

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There was no way nooj knew how much this book fucked with my head as a fourth grader. The story "High Beams" scared me so silly the night after the teacher read it in class I was paralyzed with fear--literally--the entire night. Way to let me relive childhood trauma, nooj!

 

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I will cop to already having read this one too, but it was a library copy--now I get to reread. Plus, a friend watching me open nooj's bounty got to borrow it, so we've created another Charles Burns convert.

 

Also included was a particularly nasty-looking gummy heart the size of a real one, fake blood, and the most horrifying gift of all: a "poster" for Paul Walker: The Movie.

 

Seriously, nooj, this is the best CHUD swap I've been involved in thanks to you. I heartily recommend all of you bribe the next swap organizer to pair you with nooj.

post #18 of 27

So glad you dig the package, bendrix!  Honestly, this one was kind of a trick for me since I'm not at all up on horror literature.  I tried looking for some really cool concept art books for horror films, but found that it's not a genre that gets much publication on that front.  So I went with what freaked me out as a kid (the illustrations in that book were nightmare fuel for me!).  I figured you'd already be familiar with them, so I went with Black Hole as well.  Drat!

 

The Paul Walker poster was an afterthought.  I used the piece of paper to write down your address before I took it to the post office.  It was actually a botched print-job that was part of a friend's birthday present (a Paul Walker fan).

 

Share in the horror!!!

 

Paul Walker.jpg

post #19 of 27
Y'know, the only Paul Walker movie I've ever seen I actually really liked (Running Scared). But I can appreciate the sentiment.

As for Black Hole, it's the kind of book that needs to be pored over to fully absorb. I'm not lying when I say I can't wait to reread it once my friend's done.
post #20 of 27

I really suck when it comes to checking my mail, so apologies to Ratty for not getting to this sooner!

 

Ratty's gift to me:

 

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... along with an ominous note that implored me to beware the serious crappiness of the Michael Mann film!

 

But with that warning... CAME FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE!  For I had never seen The Keep nor was aware of the fact that it was an adaptation of a horror novel!  Once I finish reading Ratty's gift, I'm obligated to see how Mann adapted it!

 

CURSE YOU, RATTY!

 

And thanks!

 

 

Additional thanks to Justin for setting this up.  I know the turnout was pretty small, but this was a sweet way to begin my first CHUD swap.

 

 

And some more Paul Walker goodness for all:

 

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post #21 of 27

Not gonna show off, JUSTIN?!?!?!

post #22 of 27

I know his stuff arrived. Like Jaws, I think it is one of those that turned the tide of American Culture and we can never look at it the same again... but I will wait for him to spill it.

post #23 of 27
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Sorry guys. I've had a hell of a week.

 

I got two things from Mr. Fowler.

 

The first:

 

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This would've been well appreciated on its own. I haven't read the book in almost 10 years, and until my long-overdue reading of The Stand happens, I still firmly believe it's the best and, indeed, most disturbing thing King ever wrote. Then two hours later, a second package showed up on my door, with a note DARING me to sit it at the end of my bed:

 

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Itg's not enough that it's a clown to go along with Pennywise. It's not enough that it's a Kewpie doll, which creep me the fuck out because THE EYES FOLLOW YOU EVERYWHERE. But you then add in a girlfriend who's scared of clowns to begin with, and this is probably the most effective scare I had all Halloween. While my girlfriend will probably beat you to death in some unpleasant manner, I fucking loved this. Belated, I realize (shut it, nooj! I know, okay?!), but THANK YOU so much.

 

Glad to see everyone got their goods. Hope everyone had a happy Halloween.

post #24 of 27
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Pure evil.

 

post #25 of 27

I love me some King, and debated sending Salem's Lot, but this novel scared the hell out of me. Add in the scene from Poltergeist and Killer Clowns from Outer Space as a little kid, bit of Chucky to go with my own My Buddy doll, and I have never, ever thought about clowns as entertainment. If the dead ever walk the Earth, I am personally making sure John Wayne Gacy, Red Skelton, Williard Scott, and every son of a bitch on this list gets a clean double tap.

 

 

And that Kewpie is so creepy.

post #26 of 27

A short piece on how more recently published Scary Stories books had the nightmare-fuel art changed to something more friendly.  Many Amazon comments warned me about this change, so I made sure to get bendrix the one that we grew up on.

 

http://www.adventuresinpoortaste.com/2011/12/18/scary-stories-to-tell-in-the-dark-gammell-vs-helquist/

post #27 of 27
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Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post

A short piece on how more recently published Scary Stories books had the nightmare-fuel art changed to something more friendly.  Many Amazon comments warned me about this change, so I made sure to get bendrix the one that we grew up on.

 

http://www.adventuresinpoortaste.com/2011/12/18/scary-stories-to-tell-in-the-dark-gammell-vs-helquist/



WHEW!!

 

Just ran upstairs after reading this to make sure that my sons' copies are the correctly illustrated ones.  Luckily they are.  Wish I still had the ones I read growing up though.

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