Phrases that ought to get you a punch in the face - Page 6

Examples please. You must. Provide. Examples.

 

I don't think this counts, but anyone quoting Big Bang Theory, especially in a lift, to me, like earlier today. Fucking fool.

The last time I heard this was a little over a year ago.  Beautiful, hot body girl I went out with a few times.  As soon as she opened her mouth though it almost killed everything else cuz she was country as fuck as we like to say in the South.  Now, this is the kinda girl who never married, with one kid, living back at home.  She was a bartender and a heavy drug user until she found out she was pregnant then turned it all around.  I have unusual stamina to the point that sometimes I don't have a traditional male orgasm.

 

Post coitus she was commenting on how I must not like her because I didn't and the conversation ended with, "Well, I got mine so it don't really matter."

 

I have heard it before as well when I was younger.

Whatever could they have said, SeanCE? Even in its best period BBT wasn't exactly quotable.

 

Please tell me they made a joke and capped it off with Bazinga!

I can't even remember now. But they were telling me I should watch it and then started quoting "funny" lines at me all the way out of the lift, across the car park and right up to my car.

I've had two people attempt to drop bits of Big Bang witticisms my way.

 

If you want to know what happened to them? Merely watch The Vanishing.

"You're good looking. Why are you single?"

One of the office workers today nonchalantly commented, in front of a warehouse worker, that we don't "count" the warehouse guys when we do company wide birthday celebrations (even though we do). You can imagine the fucking awkwardness. I would say he deserves a punch, but his shameful and nervous laughter immediately after tells me he knew he was wrong and regretted the comment. Punch averted..... for now....

 

The classism between the warehouse and the office at my company remains deeply, deeply fascinating. And often punch-worthy! 

"Valentimes Day" ?? Really people at work ?? Valen "times" fucking Day ????? Gods I wants to smack 'em with a big Hellboy fist.

"Happy Single Awareness Day!"

 

Simply insufferable.

I say "Yo" a lot meaning "what's up?" and also "word" meaning "I understand".

 

I am 31, white, and unsure why I like 80's hip-hop slang present day.  I should punch myself in the face.

Quote:

 

Word.

Zing!

Often said by the same folks who trot out "For all intensive purposes" and that other gem, "the NINTH degree".

 

 

 

"Supposably"

"Chris Brown can beat me any day."

 

I literally just saw three captures off Twitter espousing this very thought.  Is this a regular thing?

 

 

 

I'm inclined to think they've never actually been punched in the face before.

I'll echo the hate for "Really?" & "Seriously?" It's as if everybody in the world is Seth Meyers or Kristen Wiig.

"I just threw up in my mouth a little."

"I'm not gonna lie to you..."

The word "literally", always employed incorrectly.

And worst of all, "That's how I roll."

Ricardo, you just nailed down some pretty good ones.

 

I could care less about these posts though.  Supposably, there are peeps out there who literally demolish cliches daily, so it's not worth worrying about too much.  I mean, seriously?  Really?!  Irregardless, I enjoy lots of the insight here by you chewers.  I tip my hat off to all ya'll.

 

Let's how I roll.  I'm outtie, homeslice.

22 (!) more reactions here.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/horrible-reactions-to-chris-brown-at-the-grammys

Jesus Whitlock Christ.

"irregardless"

 

 

and re: "literally" I used to work with a woman (the single stupidest person I have ever met in my entire life) who used to, attempt to, say "literally" the whole time.  Except she would say "niterally".  We'd even try and get her to say it correctly, but she could never once get it.  Other "L" words fine, but not that one.

 

Her role model was also Victoria Beckham.  Jesus.

"atheism is just another religion"

  I'm getting right sick of the phrase, "Wait for it...", although I've never heard it used in a real-life conversation.

"C'halright"

 

I don't know what this is, but I heard it on the bus twice today from different people. 

"Vajayjay." Jesus fucking Christ, grown men don't call their penis a "wee-wee."

Grown adults (Hi Princess Kate!) who refer to sandwiches as sammiches.
 

 

We don't?

This is for sports people. I admittedly am not a huge sports fan, I don't even know the names of most of the players, but I do have teams I choose to like and to root for to make the games more interesting.

Here is the list of teams I like:

Baseball:

Giants (was raised in the Bay Area)

Angels (since I can't very well choose to the Dodgers, the Giants's rivals, as a local team to root for)

Football:

49ers

(no local team to root for)

Basketball:

Clippers (because I need a local team and dislike the way the Lakers fans act, so I chose the only other local team. it is the only team I root for because I never liked the Warriors)


It's not a big list, and the Clippers and Angels were only added in 2009 when I moved to LA.

But ever since the Clippers started doing well this year I've heard many variations of this punch-worthy phrase all year when asked who I root for:

"You just jumping on the bandwagon."

"You only are supporting them because their doing well this year."

Fuck Off.

"Punch me in the face if you want to see Rosario Dawson and Eva Mendes naked."

 

 

I haven't read this entire thread to see if this was mentioned, but the phrase "politically incorrect" needs to fucking die. Not only is it completely outdated but it is almost always used incorrectly by some asshole who is pissed that someone noticed that he/she was being racist/sexist/homophobic/etc.