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Top 100 Films Featuring Sandwiches

post #1 of 58
11/7/11 at 11:20am
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1. POINT BREAK

Busey and his two meatball sandwiches.
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post #2 of 58
11/7/11 at 11:53am

2. Spanglish

 

I don't remember anything about the film other than the MOUTHWATERING sandwich that Sandler makes for himself.  The film may not have been memorable, but the sandwich more than earns this 2nd spot!

 

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Edited by mcnooj82 - 11/7/11 at 12:21pm
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post #3 of 58
11/7/11 at 11:59am

Good luck getting to 100.

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post #4 of 58
11/7/11 at 12:02pm

3. KILL BILL: VOL. 2

 

The scene where Bill is making sandwiches in the kitchen is outrageously tense. He's entirely in control. Masterful.

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post #5 of 58
11/7/11 at 12:03pm
Thread Starter 
Sure, it's a more challenging one than the others, but there have to hundreds of cinematic sandwiches.
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post #6 of 58
11/7/11 at 12:10pm

4. Amazon Women On The Moon

 

"The Bad Sandwich" (Click to show)

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post #7 of 58
11/7/11 at 12:12pm

Haha! I knew Busey's meatball subs were going to set this one off!

 

5. HE GOT GAME

 

On release from jail and holed up in a shabby motel, Denzel makes himself a grilled cheese sandwich using an iron. Now that's just resourceful cookery!

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post #8 of 58
11/7/11 at 12:13pm

5. Mystery Men:    The Shoveler's Egg Salad Sandwich.  Great scene and although I don't actually like Egg Salad it actually made it seem like the most sinfully tempting food ever.

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post #9 of 58
11/7/11 at 12:15pm

6. The Breakfast Club

 

The "Cap'N Crunch Cereal" Sandwich

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post #10 of 58
11/7/11 at 12:16pm

7. Wild Things.

 

Mostly for the bread.

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post #11 of 58
11/7/11 at 12:25pm

8. Happy Gilmore (1996)

 

This is the only way I choose to eat my Subway sandwiches.

 

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post #12 of 58
11/7/11 at 12:31pm

9. When Harry Met Sally

 

The "I'll Have What She's Having" Sandwich

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post #13 of 58
11/7/11 at 12:35pm

10. Undercover Brother

 

The Evils of mayo.

 

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post #14 of 58
11/7/11 at 12:37pm

11. Dave

 

The president makes one meeeeean sandwich.  Thanks for Art's link for reminding me of it.

(by the way, that push in to Denzel's mid-chew face with the swelling music made me laugh)

 

12. Zodiac

 

The BLT that Anthony Edwards and Mark Ruffalo share.

 

God, I love sandwiches...

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post #15 of 58
11/7/11 at 12:40pm

13. Night of the Living Bread (1990)

 

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post #16 of 58
11/7/11 at 12:48pm

13. PSYCHOMANIA

 

 

Wait for it... wait for iiiiiiiiiiiiit... (okay if you're impatient it's around 8:30)

 

Sandwich as punctuation for dramatic questions

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post #17 of 58
11/7/11 at 1:01pm

14. Pulp Fiction

 

The "Big Kahuna" Burger

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post #18 of 58
11/7/11 at 1:08pm

15. Chinatown

 

Nobody's mention coroner enjoying a sandwich deadpan while dealing with a body? Well you can all go straight to hell!

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post #19 of 58
11/7/11 at 1:09pm

http://www.chud.com/community/t/119909/coroner-sandwich

 

http://www.chud.com/community/forum/thread/109990/coroners-with-sandwiches

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post #20 of 58
11/7/11 at 1:09pm
16. Five Easy Pieces

Dupea: I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.

Waitress: (She points to the menu) No substitutions.

Dupea: What do you mean? You don't have any tomatoes?

Waitress: Only what's on the menu. You can have a number two - a plain omelette. It comes with cottage fries and rolls.

Dupea: Yeah, I know what it comes with. But it's not what I want.

Waitress: Well, I'll come back when you make up your mind.

Dupea: Wait a minute. I have made up my mind. I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes on the plate, a cup of coffee, and a side order of wheat toast.

Waitress: I'm sorry, we don't have any side orders of toast...an English muffin or a coffee roll.

Dupea: What do you mean you don't make side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don't you?

Waitress: Would you like to talk to the manager?

Dupea: ...You've got bread and a toaster of some kind?

Waitress: I don't make the rules.

Dupea: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.

Waitress: A number two, chicken sal san, hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?

Dupea: Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.

Waitress (spitefully): You want me to hold the chicken, huh?

Dupea: I want you to hold it between your knees.

Waitress (turning and telling him to look at the sign that says, "No Substitutions") Do you see that sign, sir? Yes, you'll all have to leave. I'm not taking any more of your smartness and sarcasm.

Dupea: You see this sign? (He sweeps all the water glasses and menus off the table.)

~Edited to include the correct quote.
Edited by Tim K - 11/7/11 at 1:22pm
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post #21 of 58
11/7/11 at 1:13pm

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post #22 of 58
11/7/11 at 1:14pm

17. Deadly Premonition.

 

Are videogames welcome? In that case I nominate the Sinners Sandwich.

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post #23 of 58
11/7/11 at 1:42pm
Thread Starter 
18. CONEHEADS

Connie pounds a foot long Subway sub in a way that would do Linda Lovelace proud.
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post #24 of 58
11/7/11 at 1:50pm

 

Quote:Phil

 

Faith in humanity is restored! And I find your William Devane avatar quite comforting.

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post #25 of 58
11/7/11 at 1:57pm

19:  WAR OF THE WORLDS PB&J (The 'Angry' Sammich)

 

I just wanted to say our local deli has sandwiches named after actors and movies. Each time an actor eats there a bunch, they get to design their own sandwich to add to the board

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post #26 of 58
11/7/11 at 2:11pm

20. I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

 

I hate this movie. Hate it with a ferocity sharp enough to split the fucking atom.

 

For 2 minutes, however, it is just. it is right. And it speaks truths.

 

BEHOLD THE ERSATZ MCGRIDDLE AND DESPAIR.

 

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post #27 of 58
11/7/11 at 2:49pm

I seem to remember something involving Jeff Bridges and a shark sandwich in The Contender.

 

Also, Harry Canyon in Heavy Metal making the grossest-looking artificial-spread sandwich ever.

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post #28 of 58
11/7/11 at 2:52pm

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post #29 of 58
11/7/11 at 3:19pm

Wow, we are really reaching now to make lists.

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post #30 of 58
11/7/11 at 4:18pm
Thread Starter 

24.  NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION

 

 

Christie Brinkley, Chevy Chase, and a dog piss sandwich.

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post #31 of 58
11/7/11 at 4:49pm

25

 

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post #32 of 58
11/7/11 at 4:51pm

More like "Shit Sandwich".

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post #33 of 58
11/7/11 at 4:59pm

I feel like our list fever is perhaps getting slightly out of hand.

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post #34 of 58
11/7/11 at 5:05pm
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Originally Posted by SomethingClever View Post

I feel like our list fever is perhaps getting slightly out of hand.


Agreed. This & the silly monkey thread have been fairly amusing for the last few hours but, really, I hope they die out by the morning.

 

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post #35 of 58
11/7/11 at 5:13pm

Gimmie a sandwich and I'll take it out painlessly.

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post #36 of 58
11/7/11 at 5:15pm

26 GOLDENEYE SUBMARINE SAMMICH

 

"Don't touch that! That's my lunch"

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post #37 of 58
11/7/11 at 5:18pm
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Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post

Gimmie a sandwich and I'll take it out painlessly.

Howzabout... (Click to show)

 

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...a knuckle sandwich!

 

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post #38 of 58
11/7/11 at 5:23pm

Thank you, sir.

 

more More... MORE!!!

 

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post #39 of 58
11/7/11 at 5:25pm

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THE MADNESS!

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post #40 of 58
11/7/11 at 5:29pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SomethingClever View Post

I feel like our list fever is perhaps getting slightly out of hand.


Kinda the point.

 

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post #41 of 58
11/7/11 at 5:30pm

Ooooh subversive!

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post #42 of 58
11/7/11 at 5:32pm

HEY! 

I was enjoying it!

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post #43 of 58
11/7/11 at 5:32pm
Thread Starter 

I almost made this a 'Top 100 Movies Featuring Dead Horses' but I thought it would be too obvious.

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post #44 of 58
11/7/11 at 5:39pm
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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post

I almost made this a 'Top 100 Movies Featuring Dead Horses' but I thought it would be too obvious.


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Enjoy the feeling, JB.

 

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post #45 of 58
11/7/11 at 6:36pm
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Originally Posted by Art Decade View Post


Agreed. This & the silly monkey thread have been fairly amusing for the last few hours but, really, I hope they die out by the morning.

 



Having a monkey thread is appropriate because everybody likes monkeys. Right?

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post #46 of 58
11/7/11 at 9:37pm

The fact that we're like a quarter of the way through on the first day is impressive and sad.   I think it was the Family Film thread that finally did it.

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post #47 of 58
11/7/11 at 9:54pm

Aw, what's wrong with the Family thread?

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post #48 of 58
11/7/11 at 10:11pm
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Originally Posted by Art Decade View Post

Aw, what's wrong with the Family thread?



Nothing wrong with it at all.   I think maybe it was the breaking point :)    That's actually been one of my favorite list threads we've had (and not because I started that one).

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post #49 of 58
11/7/11 at 10:22pm

Some enterprising auteur should make a movie with a Primanti's sandwich in it. Its a sandwich with fires on it. That is genius! Genius I tell you!

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post #50 of 58
11/8/11 at 12:00am
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Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post

2. Spanglish

 

I don't remember anything about the film other than the MOUTHWATERING sandwich that Sandler makes for himself.  The film may not have been memorable, but the sandwich more than earns this 2nd spot!

 

spanglish4.jpg?w=450&h=300



DAMN YOU! This was the only one I wanted to say. A big pet peeve of mine is when people on TV or in movies make some food that looks delicious, and then they leave or start talking instead of eating. It seems to happen a lot on "Star Trek: The Next Generation". There's this one episode where Wesley keeps giving this girl chocolate ice cream, and every time, she just sticks one finger in it, says "it's delicious", and then leaves it as she (or both of them) must go do something else.

 

This happened three times and it pissed me off every time. I wanted to yell, "EAT THE FUCKING ICE CREAM! DON'T JUST STICK YOUR FINGER IN IT. GET A FUCKING SPOON AND SCOOP THE FUCKING SHIT INTO YOUR FACE, GOD DAMMIT!" Watching people waste/ignore beautiful food infuriates me. This is the ultimate example of how maddening it is when people don't eat something delicious. I wanted Sandler to eat that sandwich SO BAD.

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