Am I... the Chosen One!?
I'd heard tales of how Nick had been shafted on multiple occasions. I had no idea what to get him, but I made sure to get him something. Hope he likes it.
So, not to make TimK worried, I am a man who believes in giving near the date. I like packages to arrive just a couple days before Christmas. So, no fears, I haven't forgotten you. (It's hell getting Wilford Brimley to autograph this Real doll.)
Which he wouldn't have if he'd lay off of all that damn Quaker Oatmeal!
I got it! I need to figure out the whole picture thing for Swag Brag, but I got it, and I love it!
Bendrix's stuff has been ordered. I wanted it close to Christmas. Hope he likes it.
Parker--You stuff is ordered. Unless Amazon fucks something up, most of it, you'll get on Saturday, Monday latest. One item had to be ordered elsewhere, but it's expedited. You'll probably get that Monday or Tuesdayish. GIRD YOUR LOINS.
Mr. Clark's stuff is ordered. It's not coming from Amazon (but it is coming from somewhere reputable) and they're SAYING it won't be there in time for Christmas. But they might be just saying that - either way it'll be there...soonish. But it's so awesome and totally worth the wait.
I think Schwartz's onslaught of gifts upon me is nearing its end. You are one magnificent bastard, sir.
Amazon swears to me that what I have in store for you will reach you before Christmas. Whether they do or not, I just hope that A) You don't have any of them and B) You at least get some entertainment out of them. You were a hard nut to crack. In the end, I just tossed worry to the wind and had fun with it. I hope you like 'em!
TimK's package were within inches of being sent, then I received an email change the location of our rendeavous. Luckily, I am quick, like the bunny, and now Tim shall receive his gifts at his Christmas vacation spot. They may actually arrive before you, but... :D