Teitr Styrr, you are one beautiful bastard.
I didn't want to tell him exactly what to give me, but I didn't want to be too vague, so I gave him a link to my Amazon wish list, a list I have spent the last three years compiling.
Motherfucker got me almost every single item on the list.

The Blood Oranges: A book I have searched for at used bookstores for years, unavailable in local libraries
Not, one, not, two, but three expansions of Dominion, a casual card game my friends and I play
Scott Pilgrim Blu-Ray: loved the movie, would never buy it for myself. Now I have it.
Night of the Hunter Blu-Ray: One of my all-time favorite movies (even if I keep calling it Night and the Hunter), but again, I don't generally buy movies for myself.
Rushmore Criterion DVD: Loaned this out to an acquaintance about six years ago and never got it back. It's mine again.
Samurai: A board game I've only played once but absolutely loved and haven't been able to find in any game store in the Twin Cities. (They keep telling me it's out-of-print.)
A stand for my iPad (not shown): Now I can watch movies in bed without wearing myself out by having to prop up the screen with my hands. I blame you for the upcoming bedsores, Tetir.
Sorry, guys. I won Christmas.
Thank you so much, Tetir. You turned out what started out as a crappy day into a Festivus miracle.