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Jennifer Aniston, according to Men's Health.  Britney Spears is number 4. What the what?

post #2 of 53

Honestly, I don't even think Madonna belongs in the Top 5.  Marilyn and Welch, sure.

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If we can go with a specific year it would make more sense with some of them. Like '01 Britney Spears or '88 Madonna or '06 Jolie. Otherwise some of those broads don't belong.

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the fuck? Really? Jennifer Aniston?

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With LiLo playboy shots circulating all over, Diva, I am surprised to see you slumming it with news like this.

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I hate this.

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This list was written by a gay man who's stuck in 1998.

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Aniston in her prime wasn't even Top 10 material.  This list is 30 different kinds of invalid.  

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That top five list is laughable.

post #10 of 53

It's Men's Health, everyone.  Not Men's Actual Desires or Men's Common Sense.

 

Or Men's Reality.

post #11 of 53

If you're opening it up to all of time, then any list that lacks Helen of Troy is obviously invalid 

post #12 of 53
Thread Starter 
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With LiLo playboy shots circulating all over, Diva, I am surprised to see you slumming it with news like this.


The pics have been posted and discussed in the LiLo catch-all thread.

 

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If you're opening it up to all of time, then any list that lacks Helen of Troy is obviously invalid 



... ok, how about Hottest-woman-of-all-time-with-photographic-proof?

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If you're opening it up to all of time, then any list that lacks Helen of Troy is obviously invalid 

Don't you ever change Kate.

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The pics have been posted and discussed in the LiLo catch-all thread.

 



I see that now.  Totally missed it.

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This list is a fucking war crime. This is the equivalent of Steve Carell's "bag of sand" line in The 40 Year Old Virgin. It's the type of list a closeted 16 year old would put together to try and fool his friends.

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One thing I would say is that Aniston seems to get more appealing as the years go by.  I didn't find her at all sexy in the height of the Friends craze.  But now?  Lil' bit.  Lil' bit.

 

Still, if we're talking ranking, whatever the correct number is, it would require at least one comma.

 

I mean, it's practically scientifically demonstrable that someone like Bellucci is sexier than Aniston.  It would be like some website naming me the fastest man of all time. 

post #18 of 53

Where's Harley!?  She needs to rip this shit up.

post #19 of 53

Well, they are all women, I'll give them that.

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I've come to find Aniston to have a masculine face.

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Originally Posted by Diva View Post

Jennifer Aniston, according to White Men's Health.  Britney Spears is number 4. What the what?



More appropriate perhaps.

 

 

post #22 of 53

It twitched about halfway through Horrible Bosses. Thats the most Jennifer Aniston has ever done for me.

 

Anyone wondering about the full list, this is a poll in which Paris Hilton and Megan Fox rank above Christina Hendricks, Elizabeth Taylor, Pam Grier, Rita Hayworth, and Sophia Loren.

 

Why are so many men's penises wrong?

post #23 of 53

For the record, despite not caring for her as an actress, I think Aniston is a very attractive woman, and not completely devoid of talent, just ambition. That being said, I stand by my earlier inference that this list is so damn white that it probably never missed a single episode of The Wire.

 

 

post #24 of 53

I'd hit Aniston, but there is no way on God's green earth that she is the hottest woman of all time.

post #25 of 53

This is

BALDERDASH

and

SHENANIGANS.

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I was laughing at how some guys here were getting all worked up about this list.  Then I realized Emma Watson doesn't appear at all.

 

SHENANIGANS!!!!  I WANT BLOOD!

post #27 of 53

feh

 

Magazine's are dead anyway. Even Maxim, as dumb as they are, tends to be more on the mark than this.

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... ok, how about Hottest-woman-of-all-time-with-photographic-proof?
 

Her face launching a thousand ships isn't proof enough?

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Don't you ever change Kate.


An impossible request. Each one of us is changed by our life experiences, of which we have more and more every day

 

post #29 of 53

Monica Bellucci rolls up and smokes all women on Earth.

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And looks GODDAMNED SEXIEST WOMAN OF ALL TIME doing it.

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Why are we still talking about this? That list was obviously not created by men that are actually interested in sex with women.

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This is not a debate, this is not a contest, this is not even fucking close.  Monica is the most beautiful woman that I have ever seen.    

 

The test is whether your head would turn if you saw these women in person, and they were not famous.  Would you give a non-famous Jennifer Aniston a second glance if she was in the cereal aisle with you?  Maybe.  Would you get fucking whiplash if a non-famous Monica Bellucci was reaching for some Rice Krispies?  Absofuckinglutely.


Edited by HarleyQuinn22 - 12/12/11 at 3:37pm
post #33 of 53

I know one straight man that reads Men's Health.

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I know one straight man that reads Men's Health.


...and his name is Susan.

post #35 of 53

This adds just another bit of fuel to my blaming Jennifer Aniston for never wanting to look at magazine racks again, for fear of having to look at her face. Between this and years of her appearing on every womens' magazine cover in existence, it feels like the print media is deathly determined to make this woman a sexual object. It's really not working.

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Her publicist deserves every penny, truly.  Aside from reality stars, I cannot think of a celebrity who has done so much with so little talent.

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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post

Monica Bellucci rolls up and smokes all women on Earth.



Won't get any argument from me.

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Her publicist deserves every penny, truly.  Aside from reality stars, I cannot think of a celebrity who has done so much with so little talent.

 

Didn't every yuppie female wanna be her in the 90s? I remember the Aniston/Rachel hairstyle being all the rage. 
 

 

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Won't get any argument from me.



I think Eva Green is her equal at least though.

 

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I think Eva Green is her equal at least though.

 



Agreed. Eva Green is stunning. Her and Monica Bellucci make Jennifer Aniston look like a dinner lady.

 

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This list is a fucking war crime. This is the equivalent of Steve Carell's "bag of sand" line in The 40 Year Old Virgin. It's the type of list a closeted 16 year old would put together to try and fool his friends.



Oh that's brilliant - would love to see that idea used in a movie. Like 40YOV, both funny and endlessly sad.

 

Is whatsherhorseface from Sex in the City on the list too?

 

 

 

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Is whatsherhorseface from Sex in the City on the list too?

Neigh.

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I've come to find Aniston to have a masculine face.



Is it wrong I read this post and heard Rex Harrisons Henry Higgins begin a number that never made it into My Fair Lady?

 

Oh yeah, that list is arse.

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Neigh.


Yay for hay!

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Didn't every yuppie female wanna be her in the 90s? I remember the Aniston/Rachel hairstyle being all the rage. 
 

 


 

You just made my point for me.  She's famous for a haircut and being dumped.  That's it.

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You just made my point for me.  She's famous for a haircut and being dumped.  That's it.


Precisely. It's gotten to the point now where every time I see her crop up in a new movie I suddenly remember that acting is her actual job.
 

 

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Why are we still talking about this? That list was obviously not created by men that are actually interested in sex with women.

 

Because the successful magazine trolls were.... successful.  They are all having a laugh right now, for sure.

 

 

 

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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post

If you're opening it up to all of time, then any list that lacks Helen of Troy is obviously invalid 


 

Really, at the time of her death Joan of Arc was the hottest woman of all time...

 

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Really, at the time of her death Joan of Arc was the hottest woman of all time...

 

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I'd go with lady Godiva; she had it, and flaunted it for all to see.

 

Also, Jennifer Aniston? In the same planet that has seen an species evolve to the point where women like Monica Belluci, Eva Green, Sofia Loren, Claudia Cardinale and Raquel Welch do exist?

These guys must be blind as hell...and handless, since any blind man  could find a hotter woman than Aniston in braille.

post #50 of 53

Cleopatra hands down.

 

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I'm waiting for her cellphone nude pics she sent to Mark Antony to leak

 

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