Well, he apparently made over a million from selling his new special and he had a lot of money to spend. So he spent 250,000 to pay for the production. Then he gave 250,000 to his team as a bonus. Then he gave 280,000 to various charities which he described on Fallon as women who got raped and are in a really bad place right now so he gives them money and kids who no one likes that get to live with owls and llamas.
The rest he kept for himself to buy a new penis.
Is this guy for real? I keep expecting to read in the news how he was arrested and the police found his basement filled with half eaten babies and Dick Cheney memorabilia.
