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BUSH MEN: The thread

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Hello, my name is Bob and as you can see I am, like many of you, a bush-man.

 

Stelios, who's a friend of mine from way back in his time in the Foreign Legion asked me to lend my authority to this new thread about the celebration of the fabulous forests that adorn that most coveted of prizes, the female pelvic region. Since Moses, the pre-eminent authority on hot bushes was occupied with Hanukkah festivities, I humbly accepted. So make do with the pictures and the satisfaction of not feeling like a damn creep by lusting after faux pre-pubescent vaginae.

 

 

 

 

 

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Thread Starter 

Thanks Bob, you're a champ.

 

Here's some Kate Winslet to start us off:

 

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The boards have developed some really sweaty palms lately.

 

I'm not judging, just making an observation.

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What is with men and their obsession with women's pubic area? I will never understand this.

post #5 of 20

The boobs thread- All-American fun.

 

The butt thread- Fair play.

 

The bush thread- Not to be a prude, but really?

post #6 of 20

Less talk, MORE BUSH.

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Hey, I'm not out to ruin anyone's fun.

 

It's the Vehicle Draft of sex threads.  That's all I'm sayin'.

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Prudes! What's the Internet good for if sharing pictures of naked women is frowned upon? 

 

Really though.. this is the fucking SEX forum, not the My Little Pony thread. There's a really simple solution for those who find this thread distasteful: Skip it and move along to one you DO like. I wouldn't give a rats ass if the female Chewers started a thread to post pictures of giant, veiny, purple-headed shlongs.  

 

Really!

 

post #10 of 20
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post

What is with men and their obsession with women's pubic area? I will never understand this.



Too much of a broad brush stroke there...

 

The amount of time I spend thinking/obsessing about a woman's pubic area in my lifetime: 1% (i.e. enough time to confirm if I need a machete or not)

 

The amount of my lifetime I spend thinking about a woman's body outside of her pubic area: 99%

 

The amount of my lifetime I spend thinking about anything other than a woman: Well, look above: What's left?

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Kelly LeBrock in The Woman in Red:

 

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The kicker?  This thing was rated PG-13.  You try to get a PG-13 rating for female full frontal today, the MPAA will laugh you out of the room.

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eta: beaten by seconds.  I bow to you, oh great Dickson.

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See also: The PG-13 rating for "Doc Hollywood" with Julie Warner's long topless scene with cold pond water nipples.

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Julianne Moore and that REDNESS. I like.

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See repeatedly: The PG-13 rating for "Doc Hollywood" with Julie Warner's long topless scene with cold pond water nipples.



Fixed that for you.

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About a year ago, I was dating a gal who didn't have pubic hair, and I told her, "You can grow that back. You're dating a real man now." She told me that she'd had it laser removed. I felt like I was dating an amputee from then on.

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Jenny Agutter

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