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I can't be the only one that finds this quite amusing....right?

 

(to remix Patton Oswalt).......oh, irony...why are you so delicious?

 

 

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Priests brawl in Bethlehem's Church of the Nativity

 

Scuffles have broken out between rival groups of Greek Orthodox and Armenian clerics in a turf war at Bethlehem's Church of the Nativity.

 

Bemused tourists looked on as about 100 priests fought with brooms while cleaning the church in preparation for Orthodox Christmas, on 7 January.

 

Palestinian police armed with batons and shields broke up the clashes.

 

Groups of priests have clashed before in the church, built on the spot where Christians believe Jesus was born.

 

"It was a trivial problem that... occurs every year," Bethlehem police Lt-Col Khaled al-Tamimi told Reuters.

 

"No one was arrested because all those involved were men of God," he said.

 

Nobody was seriously injured in the scuffles, according to the police.

 

Previous clashes between the denominations which share the administration of the church have been sparked by perceived encroachments on one group's territory by another.

 

The 1,700-year-old church, one of the holiest sites in Christianity, is in a bad state of repair, largely because the priests cannot agree on who should pay for its upkeep.

 

Jerusalem's Church of the Holy Sepulchre, built on the site where many Christians believe Jesus was crucified, has also seen similar incidents.

 

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Why can I not picture this without David Lo Pan and the Three Storms showing up?

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Why can I not picture this without David Lo Pan and the Three Storms showing up?



LOL....

 

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post #4 of 8

I kinda imagined this as The Warriors by way of The Last Circus. In other words, no less awesome than Big Trouble In Little China.

post #5 of 8

"Warriors... Come out an' pray-ee-yaaaaay!"

 

post #6 of 8

Hey, don't joke. They may be men of god but them tourist monies are nothing to sneeze at. The whole Jesus industry down there is a pretty sweet racket.

post #7 of 8

Damn, I was hoping this was going to be about a group of rapping Orthodox priests with their smash hit single, 'Straight Outta Bethlehem'.

 

There's no way to picture this and have it not be amusing. I imagine 50 guys on one side and 50 guys on the other and they're all waving their brooms like the nerdy kid trying to fight, just flailing their arms wildly, never hitting anything. Possibly with their eyes closed.

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We get at least one of these news, complete with video, every year over here. Let me see if I can dig anything up. But I must caution you, it's underwhelming.

 

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There you go. I told you it was underwhelming.

 

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