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Happy Un-Brithday Johnny

post #1 of 35
Thread Starter 
I hope you have a good one!
post #2 of 35
Oh 'dis is bad, you beat me to the birthday thread!

Wait'll you guys see his birthday present!!!
post #3 of 35
Does it involve that red bra? wink
post #4 of 35
Happy birthday, Mr Butane sir.
post #5 of 35
Happy Birthday you sexay thang you!
post #6 of 35
Happy birthday. You have always gone out of your way to be nice to me and I appreciate that immensly. Thanks.

Brendan
post #7 of 35
"You only have one birthday, but you have 364 uuun-birthdays!" Another year older, another year more evil. Have a wicked one!
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post #9 of 35
I didn't think a god could age?
post #10 of 35
A birthday toast for Mr. Butane:

Here's to you and Here's to me
Friends forever we shall be
But should we ever disagree
Fuck you...here's to me!

way to go being all conceived n' stuff
post #11 of 35
Happy Birthday, ya bastard. Now get back to your crypt so we can work!

This nurse told me she's going to check and see if you brushed YOUR teeth completely after you've devoured your cake and beer. (I suggest you wash your beer down with some listerine, Nurse doesn't like beer breathe.)

<img src="http://www.shef.ac.uk/english/modules/lit210/kiddult/photos/WKS2_1.JPG" alt="" />

Actually, I found this weird-ass picture while searching for a birthday cake pic on Google.com. That's a fucked-up site.

post #12 of 35
Welcome to manhood Johnny! Here, have a hit of the CHUD Birthday Bong:

<img src="http://www.boomspeed.com/mr_krueger/bong.jpg" alt="" />
post #13 of 35
Happy Buteday. A parcel of goodness is being carried across the Atlantic on black, leathery wings right now.
post #14 of 35
Happy Birthday my ass! Screw you buddy that's what I say. Mr. Butane has one of the most excellent sites on the internet and a very sexy wife who apparently loves horror as much as he does. Does he really need anybody to remind him him of how god damn happy he must be on a daily freakin basis?

Ahhh, why not.

Happy B-Day dude! Thanks for providing me a great place to hang out!

Stay Evil!

P.S. Please don't kick my ass over the whole sexy wife thing seeing as how you'll be in my neck of the woods! eek!
post #15 of 35
Happy Birthday, Johnny!
post #16 of 35
Quote:
Floydian Trip:
Happy Birthday my ass! Screw you buddy that's what I say. Mr. Butane has one of the most excellent sites on the internet and a very sexy wife who apparently loves horror as much as he does. Does he really need anybody to remind him him of how god damn happy he must be on a daily freakin basis?
Agreed. Hope you have a really shitty birthday!
post #17 of 35
Happy Birthday, Johnny!
post #18 of 35
Quote:
girlcreeture:
Wait'll you guys see his birthday present!!!
The crystal ball shows a birthday flogging in Butane's immediate future.

Happy Birthday!
post #19 of 35
Happy friggin' birthday Johnny. When are you guys going to visit again?

P.S.
I don't think the Girlcreeture and Johnny are married, so I'm not sure which "sexy wife" you guys are talking about. Is there someone she doesn't know about?

post #20 of 35
Quote:
The Inspector:
Is there someone she doesn't know about?
There damn freakin' well better not be or someone else is getting that schweet ass present I got him...

Thanks for the sexy though, if'n you meant me
post #21 of 35
Happy birthday Mr. Butane! I'm interested to see what the Girlcreeture has culled for his present.
post #22 of 35
Happy Birthday Johnny! Long live the Corner and it's Crypt Keeper, Johnny Butane!
post #23 of 35
Oh, so Girlcreeture's sexy, then what the hell am I? Chop liver?

Sheesh.
post #24 of 35
I'd nail ya Ryan!
post #25 of 35
Yeah, whatever you do, don't drop the soap big boy!
post #26 of 35
Happy birthday!

May your day be a bukkake of birthday presents!
post #27 of 35
Bumping this as my man will be home from Chicago in a lil while and will be happy to see this
post #28 of 35
Thanks to all of you, but especially to Floydian, who has yet again reminded the 'Creeture that I have not asked for her severed hand, I do appreciate that.

I got my first-ever surprise party this year, fresh off the hellish flight from Chicago I got to walk in to all my super-cool friends, beer, food and, of course, presents!

So yeah, all in all not too bad this year. Of course, I still have no idea what she got me...
post #29 of 35
Glad to hear you had a great B-Day Johnny! I'm really happy for you......um, exceuse me...........................

Girlcreeture will you marry me?

My divorce was finalized today!

No offense Johnny, you're great!
post #30 of 35
So do I friend, so do I...
post #31 of 35
and i'm not tellin'.

you old bastard.
post #32 of 35
Old? Me? At least I'm not past....30!
post #33 of 35
Yeps! Happy B-Day. Do tell what this present is!
post #34 of 35
Shit, I'm late.

HBDTY, HBDTY, HBDDJB, HBDTY.
post #35 of 35
Quote:
The Chudsucker Poxy:
Does it involve that red bra? wink
You know... all I was gonna do was get in a belated Happy Birthday to one of the luckiest guys I know and then I read this...

Damn. He really is one of the luckiest bastards on Earth.

Well, Happy Belated Birthday anyway Johnny!
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