CHUD.com Community › Forums › CULTURE, HUMOR, & FREE FORM › Gossip › Russell Brand dumps Katy Perry's rack
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

Russell Brand dumps Katy Perry's rack

post #1 of 63
Thread Starter 
post #2 of 63

Good news, fellas! We all move up one spot!

post #3 of 63

Sorry to see young people go through such troubles. May Lady Mara shine her light on them 

post #4 of 63

I'm kind of surprised it was Brand who filed and not Perry.

post #5 of 63

After waiting for years to catch a glimpse of Perry's boobs (much like the rest of the world), Brand likely assumed that with marriage, she'd finally let 'em out. He was wrong.

post #6 of 63

Unless Perry freaks out and does some amazing nude photo spread in reaction to this, I don't see the win here.

 

But, until then, I'll use this news as an excuse for us to ponder what Brand gave up (she must be impossibly annoying):

 

katy_perry_mouth_5.jpgnsfw_0616.jpg

katy_perry_katy_perry_xfactor_italy_02_dFNZApF.jpg2A32FT5DTA_05066_3334204731_dffb68148a_o_122_21lo.jpg

post #7 of 63

Can't even trust a good-looking celebrity womanizer to stay married... What's this world coming to??

post #8 of 63

I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

post #9 of 63

Wait, did Kate just ask a Warcraft diety to shine down on a celebrity divorce?

 

We're through the looking glass here, people.

post #10 of 63

She is hot, single and likes Queen. It looks like I'll get to test my if I ever meet Katy Perry I'll quote Queen's Good Old Fashion Lover Boy and she'll be all over me theory.


Edited by Chaz - 12/31/11 at 5:29am
post #11 of 63
Quote:
Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post

Wait, did Kate just ask a Warcraft diety to shine down on a celebrity divorce?

 

We're through the looking glass here, people.


No, it's an Elder Scrolls deity.

 

And yes. Yes we are. 

 

 

post #12 of 63

Also, 500 quatloos to the first person to GIS "Russell Brand dumps Katy Perry's rack" and report back alive.

post #13 of 63

Done. Safe search off and all. Nothing alarming found.

post #14 of 63

Well that's ... that's disappointing.

post #15 of 63

Guess he must've finally listened to her music.

post #16 of 63
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bradito View Post

Guess he must've finally listened to her music.



Or she witnessed his "comedy".

post #17 of 63
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben W View Post



Or she witnessed his "comedy".

 

BAM!
 

DOUBLE TKO!

post #18 of 63

Katy dealt with the trauma of the surprise divorce by splashing around Hawaiian beaches and laughing with friends while wearing a tiny bikini.

 

1Katy-Perry-Bikini-122511-682x1024.jpg

 

http://www.celebuzz.com/photos/katy-perry-bikinis-in-hawaii-on-christmas-with-russell-brand/

post #19 of 63
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Phibes View Post

Katy dealt with the trauma of the surprise divorce by splashing around Hawaiian beaches and laughing with friends while wearing a tiny bikini.

 

1Katy-Perry-Bikini-122511-682x1024.jpg

 

http://www.celebuzz.com/photos/katy-perry-bikinis-in-hawaii-on-christmas-with-russell-brand/


I take back everything I ever said about divorce. It's AWESOME.

post #20 of 63

So, he's going to have to marry someone else the next time he attempts an opening weekend in Hollywood? I'm guessing Middle America didn't flock to Arthur after all that nuptial fuss...

post #21 of 63

I'm sad... ....

 

But now i'm happy :)

 

katy-perry-jiggle.gif

post #22 of 63

It seems like getting married is like "going steady" for celebrities. Both of those people can easily rope in any man/woman they want, so who really cares?

 

And Katy Perry needs to lay off the make-up. Chick looks loads better without it.

post #23 of 63
Quote:
Originally Posted by D.T. View Post

 

And Katy Perry needs to lay off the make-up. 



I'm pretty sure that sentence would be met by a blank stare.

post #24 of 63

I'm not shocked by this at all, in fact I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did.

post #25 of 63
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by D.T. View Post

And Katy Perry needs to lay off the make-up. Chick looks loads better without it.



This applies to pretty much all women.  Less is more.

post #26 of 63
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Phibes View Post

nsfw_0616.jpg

 


This pic is ALL kinds of AWESOME.

 

I guess Brand minded her kissing a girl after all. I don't mind, Katy. At all.

post #27 of 63
Quote:
Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post



This applies to pretty much all women.  Less is more.



I would have to disagree.  I will absolutely say that most women this can apply to but that cell phone pic of her that he Tweeted or whatever was not attractive in the least.

 

*EDIT*  This...

 

Katy_Perry_without_makeup.jpg?ggnoads

post #28 of 63

"Less" is not the same as none. Most women look better with at least at little makeup. Hell, I'm sure most men would too.

post #29 of 63

True.  Mea culpa on the "less".

post #30 of 63

You find me anyone who's not wearing makeup who looks good under a crappy cell phone camera flash. G'head.

post #31 of 63
Quote:
Originally Posted by Greg Clark View Post

You find me anyone who's not wearing makeup who looks good under a crappy cell phone camera flash. G'head.



I would but it is of the ex who actually decimated my ability to love another human being so I don't really feel like posting it.  Without makeup she looks like a much more attractive version of that Whitney NBC TV chick with a healthy dose of Natalie Imbruglia thrown in.  Just recalling her features enough to type that sentence makes me want to venture over into the Depression thread.  Thanks, Greg.

post #32 of 63
Yeah most women do look better without makeup (as I tell my gf). That said, there is a general insecurity out there for a lot of girls who don't wear it, so add on the fact of suddenly flashing a camera in their face, they're not going to give you a look to fawn over.
post #33 of 63

I never got why Perry is supposed to look bad in this photo. I'd be fucking glad if I could wake up next to a woman that would have this as the low point of her hotness. 

post #34 of 63
Quote:
Originally Posted by stelios View Post

I never got why Perry is supposed to look bad in this photo. I'd be fucking glad if I could wake up next to a woman that would have this as the low point of her hotness. 



And I think that may be the disconnect for me with the photo.  the vast difference between that and her stage presence.  Although I just don't find her attractive at all in that picture and the thread about it was filled with people proclaiming her hot without make-up.  She ain't right there.

post #35 of 63

She may not be as attractive in that photo as she is all made up and on stage, but she's certainly not horrid.  And she actually looks like an attainable, relatable human being there as opposed to the pneumatic sexual Barbie Doll of her stage persona.

post #36 of 63

album back.jpg

 

I'd still hit it.

post #37 of 63

I wouldn't.  I know a woman in meatspace who looks sorta like that cell photo and I don't find either attractive.  I think more people are willing to forgive that photo because they know what Perry can look like.

post #38 of 63

What the fuck is "meatspace" and why aren't I there? 

post #39 of 63

It's one of those sites with the dozens of hot women that live right around the corner and are ready for a poke.

post #40 of 63
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackyShimSham View Post

What the fuck is "meatspace" and why aren't I there? 



Welcome to the internet.

 

Or, if you prefer.

post #41 of 63
Quote:
Originally Posted by stelios View Post

It's one of those sites with the dozens of hot women that live right around the corner and are ready for a poke.


 

As long as they're hotter than Katy Perry. Bitch is beat, right guys? Right? She's so beat. I would probably punch her and then barf if I woke up next to her. 

post #42 of 63
Quote:
Originally Posted by TzuDohNihm View Post



I would have to disagree.  I will absolutely say that most women this can apply to but that cell phone pic of her that he Tweeted or whatever was not attractive in the least.

 

*EDIT*  This...

 

Katy_Perry_without_makeup.jpg?ggnoads


I'll say it again, but I'm pretty sure that pic was taken during a haunting. GET OUT!!!

 

paranormal-activity.jpg paranormal-activity.jpg

 

post #43 of 63

You people actually find Perry attractive?  She sounds like someone you'd lose interest in within a month.

 

I'm no Brand fan, but he looks far classier in this entire situation.  Perry is just absolutely fucking noxious - good on him for getting out.

 

Just an aside, but apparently Perry's parents think the divorce is an opportunity to reach out to people who are interested because, um, their daughter is trending on the Internet?  Yeah, good on Brand for getting the fuck out of that fsmily:  http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/07/katy-perry-parents-divorce-god/3/#comments-anchor

 

As for the personality behind the unspectacular looks, I recall her singling out an unrequited high school "love" for spurning her advances.  Guess what, Katy?  He's still married to his high school sweetheart., while the ring that you tried to make him jealous with has now probably been sold back for the money  What an infuriatingly shallow idiot.

post #44 of 63
Thread Starter 

Well, damn.  I'm no fan of her musical abilities, but I had no clue there was such vitriol out there in regards to her.  

post #45 of 63

Really? Did you not run the 'do people on the internet have an unreasonable amount of hatred for this person?' test?

 

It's easy!

 

1. Is the person in question famous? (Y/N) If 'Y,' go to 2. If 'N' go to 4.

2. Is this the internet? (Y) Go to 3.

3. People hate this person.

4. People do not hate this person.

post #46 of 63

I.E. Every single attractive woman on earth has somebody willing to tell the world she's not that hot.

post #47 of 63

1) Her music is terrible, just fucking terrible.

2) In every interview and/or vid clip I have seen of her she seems utterly shallow and vapid.

3) I also recall that incident that Draco Senior spoke of, which just makes her look mean and insecure.

 

4) I still find her extremely attractive.

 

I'm sure if I spent some time with her (which is never going to happen), its likely that her lesser qualities would overshadow her physical attributes. But I just can't fathom why someone would hold her inherent obnoxiousness against her when speaking to whether she is hot or not.

post #48 of 63

Crazy religious parents, and a willingness to get spiteful? Ohhhhhh Mi Corazón..................

 

 

post #49 of 63

I don't think I've ever heard her speak, nor have I ever read a full article about her. Whew! Guess that means I can abuse myself, relatively guilt free, to a woman I know next to nothing about and will likely never meet. I must be doing something right.

post #50 of 63

I've seen like a couple of interviews, and haven't really thought of her as any worse than a good number of other girls who happen to have a lot more money than me.

New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: Gossip
CHUD.com Community › Forums › CULTURE, HUMOR, & FREE FORM › Gossip › Russell Brand dumps Katy Perry's rack