OK. Weird New Years Eve story time. Anyone else got one?
A couple of friends have a band. It started out a few years ago as just a two piece affair, acoustic guitar and keyboard. Occasionally they bring in another friend, a drummer, and on even more rare occasions they bring in an electric and a bass.
Somehow the guitar player met up with a new drummer and they end up with a gig in the basement bar of a nice downtown hotel. I show up halfway through the first set and soon realize the drummer is occasionally pedaling one set of cymbals and maybe tapping a snare. He is definitely not playing the drums and he looks alternately like he has the worst case of stage fright and or is plain retarded when it comes to playing drums. His wife or girlfriend is there and the entire show he continually is looking out at her and shrugging his shoulders and smiling as if to say, "I have no fucking clue what I am doing. Herpa-derp."
During the first break they all go outside for a smoke I guess. The keyboard player comes back down to fiddle with some incorrect settings on the board and I inquire about WTF is going on with the drummer. The story he gives me is that this guy has apparently just been hired to be the new drummer for Jared Leto's band 30 Seconds to Mars and is about to embark upon a thirty city tour in 2012. Why isn't he playing then? According to my friend he is having a stress meltdown. Ooohhookaayy....
Second set begins and this guy keeps mugging at his lady friend and just generally looking like he has no clue what the hell he is doing and making a complete fuck up of my friends show. Somewhere after midnight he just gets up from behind the set, did I mention this is a brand new, $9000+ drum set that someone apparently gave him, and wanders off upstairs and every now and then coming back down to watch the show.
At the end of the night the story has changed from a stress meltdown to "We never practiced together" which is total BS because the two original band members and the original drummer and the other two that join in from time to time NEVER EVER practice together. They are all just really good musicians and basically jam together on covers during their shows.
So, that was my NYE. Watching my friends play a show with a drummer who didn't drum and fuming most of the night at him somewhat ruining their show. They eventually just decided to say fuck it and play their normal style of just the two of them.
The consensus right now as we, the keyboardist and I, have talked about it after the show and some today is that the guy is either schizo or maybe it was some sort of Make-A-Wish thing and his "wife" and friends were his handlers. An apology beer session is planned with the "regular" drummer and they plan to never stray again.
Anyone else have any odd goings on last night?
And who the fuck name drops Jared Leto's band? Seriously.