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INTRODUCING YOUR NUEVO BURGER KING SPOKESPERSON: CLIVE OWEN!

post #1 of 8
1/4/12 at 11:35pm
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by Brad Slager: link

While Clive may have asked to hold the pickles he certainly stuffed his pockets with lettuce.
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post #2 of 8
1/4/12 at 11:47pm

Of the various fast food burger places, BK is my favorite, and so I want to offer my hearty support for Mr Owen's full throated endorsement of UK based BK

 

PS Glad the King is gone, he was inexplicable and upsetting

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post #3 of 8
1/5/12 at 2:08am

His big movie lead career regrettably seems to be cooling down so what's a man supposed to do to keep himself in coke and supremodels?

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post #4 of 8
1/5/12 at 2:19am


 

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Originally Posted by stelios View Post

His big movie lead career regrettably seems to be cooling down so what's a man supposed to do to keep himself in coke and supremodels?


I don't think this is necessarily a sign of movie troubles, though his career does seem to have cooled down a bit. Remember that Harrison Ford did Japanese commercials in his Indiana Jones era heyday, so greed needs no special motivator

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post #5 of 8
1/5/12 at 4:02am

Everyone does Japanese commercials because you can whore yourself out without your target audience at home ever really knowing about it. Signing up to be the face of Burger King in one of the markets you've been trying to crack as a lead actor for the last ten years is not a positive career move.

 

Poor Clive. I'll buy an XL Bacon Double in his honour.

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post #6 of 8
1/5/12 at 7:02am

"O, fuck off!  I'm Clive Owen!  That's mental!"

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post #7 of 8
1/5/12 at 7:44am

Ahh, it's been removed. As to wisdom of Owen doing an ad like this, who cares? It's not like it's a 30sec, single take ad called "Children Of Meat" where, in a world without smokey grilled flavor, he discovers a Burger King hidden behind some brush off the side of a road & takes his order from Michael Caine in a BK uniform.

 

Actually...yeah...I totally wanna see that.

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post #8 of 8
1/5/12 at 2:45pm

Wow.  I honestly forgot he was still drawing breath.  The fuck happened to him?

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