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THE WORST MOVIE TITLES OF 2011

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by Justin Waddell: link

Justin pipes in about some misleading and plain unfortunately named flicks.
post #2 of 15

Awesome.

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Quote:
  • Cabret sounds like wine. This is a family film. Yank it.”
  • Invention is a nerd word. Nerds invent. Nuke it.”
  • of? Too feminine. The f sounds like a v. (Makes a finger-slicing-neck motion to indicate the murder of the word of.)”

 

That's gold, Justin!  Gold!

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Amazing

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Really genuinely funny. "First Thing First" made me laugh out loud. Parabens! 

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Might I add HUGO to the list? THE INVENTION OF HUGO CABRET is a wonderful title, and looks very charming in the font used on the book's cover. HUGO is bland and cynical. I know it's a "children's film", but it's Scorsese so he shouldn't have had to ruin his movie's title this way, IMHO

 

PS "Less of a title than a bold declaration of a very bad decision" A+

 

BTW: I actually like NEW YEARS EVE both as a title and a movie concept

 

All in all I agree with this list, it's pure CHUD. Good work!

post #7 of 15

Sure, but you'll either have to go back in time and kill Waddell before he places it at # 7 or just read before you post.

 

post #8 of 15
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post

Sure, but you'll either have to go back in time and kill Waddell before he places it at # 7 or just read before you post.

 



Ack I did read before I posted and still missed it. Bizarre! Waddell has me bested. I had a long night, sorry! Am running on no sleep

post #9 of 15

Kudos for the restraint in not going for the "I Am Number Two" joke.  Hisses for not going with "The Beginthing".

post #10 of 15
Nice article

Some more suggestions...

Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes
- Two 'Of The's
- 'Rise Of...something something' is kind of movie title cliche
- The planet isn't rising, the apes are

Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family
- Ugh

Cedar Rapids
- Snore

Margin Call
- Snore

Red State
- Snore
post #11 of 15

First Thing First. Yes!

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Originally Posted by Schwartz View Post

Kudos for the restraint in not going for the "I Am Number Two" joke.  Hisses for not going with "The Beginthing".


The Beginthing was an option. As was On Thing Ice.

 

The thing (!) is, that movie is impossible to name without going with like The Thing: Origins. I see why they gave up. But they committed a crime.

post #13 of 15

I just wanted to say I think "Almost Llamas" is hilarious.

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They should have just called it Prometheus.  Anyhow, nice article!  Amazinger!

post #15 of 15

Great article, Justin! I can see that Hugo discussion happening pretty much verbatim, which is as horrifying as it is funny.

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