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Gene Hackman HIT BY CAR

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Fuuuuuck, he's a boss.  Prayers.

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Holy f*ck!  TMZ says he's been released from the hospital and is doing ok.  Hackman is one tough sonofabitch. 

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Thread Starter 

Thank goodness!

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Hopefully the driver has never picked his feet in Poughkeepsie.

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The real question should be is the car okay?

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Originally Posted by bob loblaw View Post

The real question should be is the car okay?



I was going to go with "The headline should read, Car Gets Hit By Gene Hackman", but yours is good too.

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Stephen King should buy and destroy the car. With a pickaxe or baseball bat.

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But he was going to make espresso!

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He was just building a house!

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He'd kill us if he got the chance!

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Never trust a n*gger (behind the wheel of a car).

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Overheard at the scene shortly afterwards, "I know you asshole!"

 

Glad to hear he's alright.

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Can't whack the Hack.  

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I know he hasn't done a movie in several years, but still that thread title scared the shit out of me.

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I'm glad he's okay. 81 years old and survives that? Incredible. 

 

Still, I resent him a little, I thought I'd be collecting some deadpool money before the month was out. £500. Bastard.

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I get this image of the car hitting him and Hackman just getting up and dusting himself off, about to get back on his bike, and people freaking out and insisting he go to the hospital.

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So... Gene Hackman is Martian Manhunter?

 

 

Or Will Smith's Hancock's gay lover the movie conviently forgot was roaming the world?

 

 

There was an old SNL skit about Dana Carvey as Tom Rather recording various obits for Gerald Ford because Rather was going on vacation. I wonder if somewhere, there is an NBC intern who is writing similar stories about Hackman.   (In a small bit of wierdness, apparently Dana Carvey redid the same skit on his show )

 

 

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Originally Posted by Rene (Mr.Eko) View Post

I get this image of the car hitting him and Hackman just getting up and dusting himself off, about to get back on his bike, and people freaking out and insisting he go to the hospital.



More like the car hits Hackman, and he stands there and stares at it with utter disdain.

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Gene Hackman... in the next Transformers movie.  He'll put an end to the Cybertronian War, by destroying every single robot, Autobot and Decepticon.  Destroy this series while we're at it.


Edited by mcnooj82 - 1/14/12 at 6:18pm
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