HAS CHUCK NORRIS PERSONALLY NEUTERED THE EXPENDABLES 2?

Chuck Norris doesn't say, "Fuck." He selects a far less salty term from his vocabulary and uses that instead...so as to not offend the sensitive ears of young people.

Wait, didn't he know the content signing on to the movie? Unless he has a major part, was he absolutely needed that a rating of a movie had to be adjusted? Maybe he just shows the guys how to use a Total Gym?

oh I'm sorry, I mean:

Chuck Norris doesn't sign onto movies, they sign onto him.

I'm 50% pissed at Chuck Norris for being a pussy, and 50% laughing my ass off at that Malcom Tucker clip.

It'd be interesting if this does 180 the Chuck Norris meme.

 

Why doesn't Jack Bauer swear? Because Chuck Norris told him not to.

Why was Die Hard 4 awful? Because Chuck Norris told John McClane to stop swearing.

 

As Sheila Broflovski once said "Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words."

 

I don't know what's funnier. Chuck implying Expendables is a kid's movie, or should be a kid's movie, language being the only problem or the thought of him actually being able to force a PG-13 on his own.

 

I so want to see the reaction of the other Expendables upon hearing this.

I'll just post my reaction to this from The B-Action Thread.

 

 

But these films are sort of already neutered. Expendables 1 was so toothless and lifeless that it didn't feel remotely edgy anyway. I'm all for these movies being actually violent and profanity-ridden, but when it's just gonna be half-assed posing... what's the difference?

 

Amazing they would let Chuck have his way, if this is true. Despite what I just said, I'd take profanity and violence in Expendables 2 over Chuck Norris in Expendables 2 any day.

Since when does the seventh or eighth biggest star of a film get to dictate stuff like that to producers?  Either they were already going to do it, and he's just full of shit- or he's just full of shit.

I don't hate the guts of everyone I don't like.

 

But when I do, I'm right.

 

Die in a fire, Chuck. I feel vindicated for writing this movie off as soon as he got involved. Not a penny of my money is going to go to this piece of shit. Not for the violence thing. Because he's a huge piece of shit.

 

Man, I bet Liam Hemsworth would never pull a move like this.

Chuck Norris doesn't swear, because his flying foot to yer face is all the F.U. he'll need.

Ha Ha, chuck is the man!

 

Naw, he's a fuckin' midget.

Wow I wasn't going to see this before but now im going to actively avoid it like the plague. Like if it's on cable and I come across it, I will shoot the tv like Elvis.