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HAS CHUCK NORRIS PERSONALLY NEUTERED THE EXPENDABLES 2?

post #1 of 15
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by Renn Brown: link

Fuck this shit.
post #2 of 15

Chuck Norris doesn't say, "Fuck." He selects a far less salty term from his vocabulary and uses that instead...so as to not offend the sensitive ears of young people.

post #3 of 15
Wait, didn't he know the content signing on to the movie? Unless he has a major part, was he absolutely needed that a rating of a movie had to be adjusted? Maybe he just shows the guys how to use a Total Gym?

oh I'm sorry, I mean:

Chuck Norris doesn't sign onto movies, they sign onto him.
post #4 of 15

I'm 50% pissed at Chuck Norris for being a pussy, and 50% laughing my ass off at that Malcom Tucker clip.

post #5 of 15

It'd be interesting if this does 180 the Chuck Norris meme.

 

Why doesn't Jack Bauer swear? Because Chuck Norris told him not to.

Why was Die Hard 4 awful? Because Chuck Norris told John McClane to stop swearing.

 

As Sheila Broflovski once said "Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words."

 

post #6 of 15

I don't know what's funnier. Chuck implying Expendables is a kid's movie, or should be a kid's movie, language being the only problem or the thought of him actually being able to force a PG-13 on his own.

 

I so want to see the reaction of the other Expendables upon hearing this.

post #7 of 15

I'll just post my reaction to this from The B-Action Thread.

 

 

 

Bruce: You're not gonna start sucking each others dicks this time are ya? HEHEHEHEHE

 

Carlos: Uh, I disagree with that statement, and find it to be offensive. Change it to "You're not gonna start sucking lollipops this time are ya?"

 

Bruce: No. (Looks at Sly then looks back) FUCK NO.

 

Carlos: I won't stand for this. I'm going to my trailer!

 

Bruce: Happy trails, Carlos!

 

post #8 of 15

But these films are sort of already neutered. Expendables 1 was so toothless and lifeless that it didn't feel remotely edgy anyway. I'm all for these movies being actually violent and profanity-ridden, but when it's just gonna be half-assed posing... what's the difference?

 

Amazing they would let Chuck have his way, if this is true. Despite what I just said, I'd take profanity and violence in Expendables 2 over Chuck Norris in Expendables 2 any day.

post #9 of 15

Since when does the seventh or eighth biggest star of a film get to dictate stuff like that to producers?  Either they were already going to do it, and he's just full of shit- or he's just full of shit.

post #10 of 15

I don't hate the guts of everyone I don't like.

 

But when I do, I'm right.

 

Die in a fire, Chuck. I feel vindicated for writing this movie off as soon as he got involved. Not a penny of my money is going to go to this piece of shit. Not for the violence thing. Because he's a huge piece of shit.

 

post #11 of 15

Man, I bet Liam Hemsworth would never pull a move like this.

post #12 of 15

Chuck Norris doesn't swear, because his flying foot to yer face is all the F.U. he'll need.

post #13 of 15

Ha Ha, chuck is the man!

post #14 of 15
Quote:

Originally Posted by stelios View Post
 

Because he's a huge piece of shit.

 

 

Naw, he's a fuckin' midget.

post #15 of 15

Wow I wasn't going to see this before but now im going to actively avoid it like the plague. Like if it's on cable and I come across it, I will shoot the tv like Elvis.

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