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Mark Wahlberg: I could have stopped Flight 93 terrorists, landed plane

post #1 of 46
1/18/12 at 11:58am
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http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/mark_wahlberg_kids_wouldn_down_have_wVrE9lqUvShMPazkWNJ46M

 

Mark Wahlberg has something of a hero complex. The "Contraband" star says that had he been on hijacked flight United 93 on Sept. 11, 2001, as originally scheduled, it wouldn't have crashed into a field in Pennsylvania.

Wahlberg was scheduled to fly from New York to Boston on the morning of Sept. 11 on the flight that was hijacked by Al Qaeda terrorists. But he had a change of plans before the fateful date. He and several friends opted to charter a private flight to Toronto, Canada, a week ahead of schedule.

Now, Wahlberg tells the February issue of Men's Journal that history may have been very different if he had stuck to his original plans. He believes that events would have unfolded as if out of an action movie.



"If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did," Wahlberg tells the magazine. "There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.'"


 

 
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post #2 of 46
1/18/12 at 12:13pm

This fuckin' guy...

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post #3 of 46
1/18/12 at 12:15pm

I hope he would have said 'cunt' a lot. Wahlberg is as only good as the amount of 'cunts' in the script.

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post #4 of 46
1/18/12 at 12:23pm

Mark Wahlberg (to 9/11 terrorists): "You don't know what I can do! You don't know what I can do, what I'm gonna do, or what I'm gonna be! I'm good! I have good things that you don't know about! I'm gonna be something! I am! And don't fucking tell me I'm not!"

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post #5 of 46
1/18/12 at 12:23pm

The heat will let's roll you.

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post #6 of 46
1/18/12 at 12:28pm

"So your hi jacking a plane, huh? What's up with that? Say hi to your Mother for me."

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post #7 of 46
1/18/12 at 12:37pm
Only if as he encountered a terrorist, he would unzip his fly and bow Dirk Diggler style.

That or he could show them a later season episode of Entourage.
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post #8 of 46
1/18/12 at 12:39pm

Would he have been able to do it without Chest Rockwell?

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post #9 of 46
1/18/12 at 12:47pm

Didn't everyone have that, "If I'd been up there..." moment of wishing thinking/self-aggrandizing back in 2001? Isn't that what brought us together?

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post #10 of 46
1/18/12 at 1:12pm
Way to be timely, Mark. It's only been...what...ten and a half years?
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post #11 of 46
1/18/12 at 1:22pm


 

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Originally Posted by Bradito View Post

Didn't everyone have that, "If I'd been up there..." moment of wishing thinking/self-aggrandizing back in 2001? Isn't that what brought us together?



It's all hindsight though...If everyone knew the planes would have been used in the way they were, you would have seen all hell break lose on those planes for sure.

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post #12 of 46
1/18/12 at 1:55pm

Hell Wahlberg could have easily stopped the events leading up to 9/11 by just giving Osama Bin Laden the most romantic finger-bang on rollercoaster ever.

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post #13 of 46
1/18/12 at 2:05pm

"Shhh! They'll hear us!"


"Yo, Mark! What we gonna do, son?!"
 

"Ow! Damn G, why you so fat?"

 

"This bathroom wasn't made for four people! Keep it down, fool!"

 

"Mark! What we gonna do, YO?"

 

"Mark!!"

 

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"C'mon, guys! I need a second okay? Why can't anybody give me a goddamn second?"

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post #14 of 46
1/18/12 at 2:12pm
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Originally Posted by LaurenOrtega View Post

Hell Wahlberg could have easily stopped the events leading up to 9/11 by just giving Osama Bin Laden the most romantic finger-bang on rollercoaster ever.


Someone REP Lauren!  I'm out!!!

 

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post #15 of 46
1/18/12 at 2:18pm

Fuckin' CUNT.

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post #16 of 46
1/18/12 at 2:40pm
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Someone REP Lauren!  I'm out!!!

 



Once again I helped you out there mcnooj, but I was going to REP her anyways.

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post #17 of 46
1/18/12 at 2:47pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post

Fuckin' CUNT.


Thank you. You got in before I could.

 

Seriously, that is the statement of an epic cunt right there. All respect for the guy I may have had just fuckin evaporated.

 

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post #18 of 46
1/18/12 at 3:10pm

People say shit like this all the time, the "I would have done this in ______ situation", especially your average "tough guy" like Wahlberg, the type that need to occasionally make some macho statement to ensure us that they've got big, hairy manballs, as opposed to ladyballs. I guess it could be perceived as insensitive, or just unwise w/ his being a public figure, but whatever, it's nothing.

 

 

 

 

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post #19 of 46
1/18/12 at 3:46pm

 

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Fuckin' CUNT.

 

Be a lady!

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post #20 of 46
1/18/12 at 5:19pm
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Be a lady!



I am a lady, and Mark Wahlberg is a fuckin' CUNT.

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post #21 of 46
1/18/12 at 5:27pm
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I am a lady, and Mark Wahlberg is a fuckin' CUNT.



The best kinda lady.

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post #22 of 46
1/18/12 at 5:37pm

Harley's right. That's a very cunt thing of Marky Mark to say.

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post #23 of 46
1/18/12 at 5:49pm

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And with that exclamatory statement, we finally discover what HarleyQuinn looks like in real life. I am not disappointed.

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post #24 of 46
1/18/12 at 5:51pm

She knows what nemesis means.

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post #25 of 46
1/18/12 at 5:53pm
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Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post

She knows what nemesis means.



 

She's got my shooter.

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post #26 of 46
1/18/12 at 5:53pm

The remainder of the Funky Bunch pictured yesterday:

 

 

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"GET OFF MARKY MARK'S PLANE!"

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post #27 of 46
1/18/12 at 7:28pm

Marky Mark is full of it.  He couldn't even do anything about the apes taking over our planet.  

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post #28 of 46
1/18/12 at 7:43pm
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Marky Mark is full of it.  He couldn't even do anything about the apes taking over our planet.  


Well, maybe if you gave him a second. Why won't you give him a second?

 

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post #29 of 46
1/19/12 at 4:23am

Can I just say that this thread has made me laugh out loud pretty much every time it's updated? Brilliant stuff, folks. You're my Funky Bunch. 

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post #30 of 46
1/19/12 at 6:07am

Hopefully, Samberg is preparing a humdinger of a sketch for us for this weekend's SNL.

 

"Hey donkey, you hear about 9/11? What was that all about huh?"

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post #31 of 46
1/19/12 at 8:12am

Yeah, I hope there's a whole Wahlberg skit where he goes back in time & fails to stop world shattering events.

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"Yeah, I had box seat tickets to go see Our American Cousin but then I said 'nah' because opera is for fags".

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post #32 of 46
1/19/12 at 8:54am

C'mon folks ease up on the mook. It's doofuses like him that make our mundane lives worthwhile. We are cattle and he provides us fodder. Moooo! Cunts.

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post #33 of 46
1/19/12 at 11:10am

 

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationnow/2012/01/mark-wahlberg-apologizes-911-comments-.html

 

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"I deeply apologize to the families of the victims that my answer came off as insensitive, it was certainly not my intention."

 

Dunno if I buy this... It's not so much what was said during the apology, it's more the way it was said.

 

 

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post #34 of 46
1/19/12 at 11:18am

These pansy-ass public apologies just make the whole thing even worse for me.

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post #35 of 46
1/19/12 at 11:41am

If only he was there when he said that stupid shit he could've stopped himself.

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post #36 of 46
1/19/12 at 12:10pm

Everybody says cunty things from time to time, so what?  How do you pansies survive a bar on a Friday night?

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post #37 of 46
1/19/12 at 12:13pm

How offended are we? I'm sure as fuck not.

 

I just think it's meatheady.

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post #38 of 46
1/19/12 at 12:19pm
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Originally Posted by Ambler View Post

Everybody says cunty things from time to time, so what?  How do you pansies survive a bar on a Friday night?



Bunch of lace-curtain motherfuckers up in here! 

 

 

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post #39 of 46
1/19/12 at 1:49pm

I now order my Wahlburgers... sans cheese.

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post #40 of 46
1/19/12 at 7:52pm
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Originally Posted by Ambler View Post

Everybody says cunty things from time to time, so what?  How do you pansies survive a bar on a Friday night?



I have Fabfiunk with me, of course.

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post #41 of 46
1/19/12 at 10:16pm

I feel (FEEL IT, FEEL IT) that this guy could do ANYTHING.

 

markymark_autograph.jpg

 

 

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post #42 of 46
1/25/12 at 12:18pm

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/if-mark-wahlberg-there-shoop-thread-1973959/

 

Awesome.

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post #43 of 46
1/25/12 at 12:23pm
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Originally Posted by LaurenOrtega View Post

Hell Wahlberg could have easily stopped the events leading up to 9/11 by just giving Osama Bin Laden the most romantic finger-bang on rollercoaster ever.


I think this is the most REPS I've seen on a single post yet!

 

And it's ABSOLUTELY deserved!!

 

And Closer, that link is pure delicious.

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post #44 of 46
1/25/12 at 1:38pm

Just imagine how much more controversy there would be if he had said, "I could have crashed United 93 into the White House as planned, had I only been there!" 

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post #45 of 46
1/25/12 at 2:21pm

 

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I think this is the most REPS I've seen on a single post yet!

 

Honestly it just made me realize that everybody else's teenage years must have involved at least one viewing of Fear.

 

Which I guess made me stop feeling depressed.

 

 

 

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Just imagine how much more controversy there would be if he had said, "I could have crashed United 93 into the White House as planned, had I only been there!" 

 

 

Shit every single muthafuckin' terrorist attack of the last twenty years would have gone off without a hitch with Marky Mark. ETA should be asking him to cowboy up for 'em.

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post #46 of 46
1/25/12 at 2:33pm
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Originally Posted by LaurenOrtega View Post

 

 

Honestly it just made me realize that everybody else's teenage years must have involved at least one viewing of Fear.

 

Which I guess made me stop feeling depressed.

 

 


I've never seen it. I only knew what you were referencing because the finger-banging clip was recently posted on another thread.

 

I don't think it was this one.

 

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