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No way in hell is any man gonna go to war over Reese fuckin' Witherspoon.  Most baffling thing I've seen onscreen since the midichlorians.

Stop bringing Star Wars into everything!!!  Why must you be so obsessed!!!

Also...

 

Why I'd never read her name that way prior to seeing this image... is beyond me.

A VD date movie?  Heheheheh

If this film holds to be a slapstick through and through then it will be a decent film and do well.  If somewhere in the middle of the film they have to fight a real bad guy then it will suck.  This needs to be 90 minutes of the True Lies used car salesman stuff.

Things that legit bother me about this trailer...

-Green band means "suitable for all audiences." Which is why, early on, Chris Pine shoots a dude in the crotch, and later, a girl calls another girl a "bitch."

-Tom Hardy. On Her Majesty's CIA, apparently.

-The guys behave like little girls showing each other a picture of their girlfriend. In no universe.

-Reese Witherspoon. Yuck.

-The one bit where a woman shows any sexual desire in the film, she is called an "old man." Disgusting in so many ways, to the point where it's not even a believable joke. How would you think she looks like an old man? Why does the "ugly best friend" need to be a stereotype that still exists? And disparaged? Why must the trailer end with two dudes phallically fighting over one woman with their guns and toys and then undermining the sexuality of another woman, enough to make a joke that robs her of her identity? McG clearly skipped Gender Studies 101.

-Everything about this screams, "They eventually team up to fight a bigger villain." Might be Til Schweiger, which I'm cool with, but otherwise, what a lame way to undercut genuine conflict.

This shit makes me feel like a grandma.

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Originally Posted by Gabe T 

Things that legit bother me about this trailer...

 

 

-The one bit where a woman shows any sexual desire in the film, she is called an "old man." Disgusting in so many ways, to the point where it's not even a believable joke. How would you think she looks like an old man? Why does the "ugly best friend" need to be a stereotype that still exists? And disparaged? Why must the trailer end with two dudes phallically fighting over one woman with their guns and toys and then undermining the sexuality of another woman, enough to make a joke that robs her of her identity? McG clearly skipped Gender Studies 101

(1) Sexually speaking, Reese seems rarin' to go for most of the trailer. (2) Compared to her onscreen friend (and indeed in the eyes of most right-minded folks), Chelsea Handler does in fact resemble an old man.

If this movie starred say, Diora Baird, it would make much more sense.

Come on dude. I don't like her, but that's just extraordinarily cruel.

I expect no less from that NOTED CHARMER, MCG!

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Originally Posted by TzuDohNihm 

If somewhere in the middle of the film they have to fight a real bad guy then it will suck.

Two words: "Til Schweiger"

I'm guessing Herr Stiglitz abducts Miss Withoutherspoon and they have to team up to save her.