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Schwartz, you tickle me.
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I went to RealDoll site to see if they had any cyber week sales.
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Originally Posted by Carnotaur3 View Post

We are friends.

That’s why you should stop complaining. What are friends if not people who guide the other in the right direction and fuck their head up?

I LOVE TO COMPLAIN!  It's like my favorite thing!

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Let my Freeman go!
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You know how many people I've had sex with after they beat me in Settlers Of Catan?  Zero.

 

No one wants to bang a loser, Schwartz. Life isn't an Apatow flick.

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I literally once had sex with a girl who beat me at settlers like an hour afterwards.

I hate that dumb game I totally should’ve won.
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I literally once had sex with a girl who beat me at settlers like an hour afterwards.

I hate that dumb game I totally should’ve won.

 

Don't give up entirely.  Once you finally win at sex, you'll understand what the big deal is.

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Don't give up entirely.  Once you finally win at sex, you'll understand what the big deal is.

If you mean sex as a race I win every time baby.

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If you mean sex as a race I win every time baby.

 

And he's got the calluses on his hands to prove it!

post #10111 of 10112

My self deprecation clearly wasn't enough, just had to dropkick me while you're at it old man!!

post #10112 of 10112

Nyuck nyuck!

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