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post #8801 of 10112
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Originally Posted by Carnotaur3 View Post

Guys, I'm two beers in, alone, and just can't keep away from looking at pictures of the 8 week old ex-girlfiend. Odd right?  But I'm not sad.  I'm looking at them thinking about how I missed the moments as they truly occurred. 

Should i drink another beer?

You should stop dating babies is what you should do, you sick bastard!
post #8802 of 10112
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Originally Posted by Wayward_Woman View Post
 

Chris: Vaginas, generally speaking, are your friend. Don't worry so much about it! Don't make such a big deal about it. Enjoy it! Enjoy the moment. Don't psych yourself out on it. 

Just feel the interlude out. And if you're that worried, and you should be! Just use a condom. If' your'e masturbating so much, and you're that concerned, practice!

 

As a chick that used to have an OkCupid account, and dated a few times through there...You can get a general sense of a person through messaging them - as a rule, I would always exchange a few messages before agreeing to a meet-up. It's a great filter. And never start out with a "hi, how are you?" How is that going to interest anyone with more than two brain cells to rub together?

 

Also, the type of pictures they post is good indicator of who they are. Is it an older picture? Is it an overhead shot? Is it a blatant "Look at how hot I am" photo? Are they mugging for the camera?

 

Hi.  How are you?  

post #8803 of 10112
But for real, you shouldn't drink alone while you're in mourning still. Only with friends, and even then not terribly often. Getting plastered all the time while getting over a break up just makes the times you're sober even worse.

Turn off the computer and go for a walk, my friend. Clear your head, get a shower, chill in bed with a movie and be kind to yourself.
post #8804 of 10112
(Definitely drink alone.)
post #8805 of 10112

Yeah ... drinking alone is a fine, noble pursuit and worth pursuing.

 

I agree with the second part.  

post #8806 of 10112
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Originally Posted by D.T. View Post

But for real, you shouldn't drink alone while you're in mourning still. Only with friends, and even then not terribly often. Getting plastered all the time while getting over a break up just makes the times you're sober even worse.

Turn off the computer and go for a walk, my friend. Clear your head, get a shower, chill in bed with a movie and be kind to yourself.


omg, netflix and chill!

 

::begins to cry::

post #8807 of 10112
Now I want to drink.
post #8808 of 10112

This morning, I saw what may have been one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. I said good morning, and she said good morning back.

 

 I still got it.

post #8809 of 10112

::claps with fingers::

post #8810 of 10112
Big cans?
post #8811 of 10112
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Originally Posted by D.T. View Post
 

This morning, I saw what may have been one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. I said good morning, and she said good morning back.

 

 I still got it.

Transsexual.

 

Guaranteed.

post #8812 of 10112
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Parker View Post
 

Transsexual.

 

Guaranteed.

 

You can't assume that just because they're human that they have a gender at all, shitlord.  

post #8813 of 10112
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Originally Posted by Bradito View Post

Big cans?

 

Medium-sized; the best kind.

 

She was in work-out pants and a tank top - clearly in the complex for an appointment with the Pilates studio next door. So, she's obviously out of my league.

post #8814 of 10112
DT you posted about a woman in the Tired Shit thread and not the Datng Tips/Advice thread - and so by the accepted rules of the CHUD boards it's still game on.
post #8815 of 10112
Scratch that - this is the Dating Tips/Advice thread.

Yeah, forget her, it's doomed.
post #8816 of 10112
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Originally Posted by D.T. View Post

Medium-sized; the best kind.

She was in work-out pants and a tank top - clearly in the complex for an appointment with the Pilates studio next door. So, she's obviously out of my league.

I discovered many moons ago that "league" is determined solely by the existence or non-existence of a restraining order. My cell mate, #42353 (but he prefers "Mr. 261" for a reason I can't quite put my finger on), feels the same.

We both think you should go for it.
post #8817 of 10112
I'm convinced that all women are out of my league because I'm a schmuck. Still, I'd rather leave it up to them to figure it out rather than me pointing it out right away.

It usually takes somewhere between one date and three months for them to figure it out.
post #8818 of 10112
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post


I discovered many moons ago that "league" is determined solely by the existence or non-existence of a restraining order. My cell mate, #42353 (but he prefers "Mr. 261" for a reason I can't quite put my finger on), feels the same.

We both think you should go for it.

 

Hah! It was mostly a crack at pilates. Everyone who does pilates is better than everyone else.

post #8819 of 10112
I thought "Pilates" was pronounced "pilots" for years.
post #8820 of 10112
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Originally Posted by Bradito View Post

I thought "Pilates" was pronounced "pilots" for years.

 

Wait!  IT ISN'T!?!?!?

post #8821 of 10112
Imagine my surprise.
post #8822 of 10112

I can only imagine Brad's consternation on dates about so many L.A. women having a Mile High Club fetish.

post #8823 of 10112
So, it's looking like my ex-girlfriend has ghosted me. And that's OK. She's fiercely non-committal. Being in a relationship with her was mostly an exercise in me wondering if today was the day she was going to dump me.

The cool thing about meeting up with her is that I finally, after 3.5 years, was able to tell her how I truly felt about her while we were together. I was always afraid that telling her I loved her would only hasten her departure.

I guess it did this time. Oh, well. Now I have closure.

Ah, closure...
post #8824 of 10112
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Originally Posted by Bradito View Post

So, it's looking like my ex-girlfriend has ghosted me. And that's OK. She's fiercely non-committal. Being in a relationship with her was mostly an exercise in me wondering if today was the day she was going to dump me.

The cool thing about meeting up with her is that I finally, after 3.5 years, was able to tell her how I truly felt about her while we were together. I was always afraid that telling her I loved her would only hasten her departure.

I guess it did this time. Oh, well. Now I have closure.

Ah, closure...

 

[INSERT APPROPRIATE GIF]

post #8825 of 10112

I'm sure Freeman has one.

post #8826 of 10112
*Leatherface slamming the steel door gif*
post #8827 of 10112

Ah, closure.  Satisfaction's ugly bridesmaid. 

 

She seems a poor substitute, until you're stumbling home drunk with neither. 

post #8828 of 10112
I'll never understand her. She told me that after she broke up with me she let a homeless guy live with her for a year and a half. She and I dated for less than a year. I had a job and a place the whole time. She gave a homeless person more of a chance than she gave me.

Ah, closure.
post #8829 of 10112

Maybe he just wanted his kids back?

post #8830 of 10112
We'll never know.

When it comes to dating, I always feel like I'm either too much or not enough of a fuckup.
post #8831 of 10112
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Originally Posted by Bradito View Post

We'll never know.

When it comes to dating, I always feel like I'm either too much or not enough of a fuckup.

 

Inadequacy is the most common fear there is. And usually when you feed that fear it becomes more of a reality. I'd try to let that monkey off your back.

post #8832 of 10112
So I am enough of a fuckup...?
post #8833 of 10112
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Originally Posted by Bradito View Post

So I am enough of a fuckup...?

heh

 

You know what, yeah, you kinda gotta say it's alright being a fuckup or not smart enough or whatever you think your deficiency is because in the end, none of those thoughts really determine you. 

post #8834 of 10112
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Originally Posted by Bradito View Post

So I am enough of a fuckup...?

No. Therefore you're not a complete fuck up. But neither are you successful to be considered a success.

You're mediocre.

And that's, believe it or not, less attractive than being a complete fuckup and obviously not as attractive as being successful.

Congratulations!
post #8835 of 10112
I did it!
post #8836 of 10112
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Originally Posted by wd40 View Post
 

I'm sure Freeman has one.

 

What the fuck does a guy have to do around here to be designated GIF king?

post #8837 of 10112
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Originally Posted by MichaelM View Post
 

 

What the fuck does a guy have to do around here to be designated GIF king?

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post #8839 of 10112
A girl I was having a bit of fun with last year but it fizzled out due to neither of us really being that interested has got back in touch and asked me to go out for drinks.

Gave it 24 hours and couldn't think of an excuse so said OK - we're meeting up in a week or so.

An hour has passed and the overly cute and keen texts have already started. Meaning I have to reply in a haha🙄 manner or ignore her attempts to be friends over the next week or so and then meet up for awkward drinks.

I'm quite happy at the moment to be single and not really looking, so I'm regretting my decision to reply.

Back on form.
post #8840 of 10112
I dunno. Just make it clear what this is and you should be fine.
post #8841 of 10112
You think? The kissy kissy emojis have started.
post #8842 of 10112

Sounds like she just got out of a relationship and she's rebounding a bit.

post #8843 of 10112
I went out with a gal last night. She told me she's received 27(!) dick pics. She also told me she'd been out with a guy who'd been hit by lightning.

She had interesting stories.
post #8844 of 10112

What did Lightning Boy's dick look like? Extra-crispy?

post #8845 of 10112
He didn't send a dick pic, so she agreed to meet him in person.

Dudes apparently send dick pics before the first date!

"Here's what I'll be raping you with..."
post #8846 of 10112
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Originally Posted by Bradito View Post

I went out with a gal last night. She told me she's received 27(!) dick pics.

 

Is this the new "How many people have you slept with?"

post #8847 of 10112
I'm curious about the competition.
post #8848 of 10112

You looked through them with her?

post #8849 of 10112
No, I suggested that she send them to any dude who asks her to send him some "noods."

wink.gif
post #8850 of 10112
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Originally Posted by Kyle Reese View Post
 

What did Lightning Boy's dick look like? Extra-crispy?

Does fried dick taste like bacon? 

 

Just interested.

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