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Your Fave Goofy Looking Actor "Transformations"

post #1 of 70
1/25/12 at 10:48am
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Leonardo DiCaprio as Fat, Constipated Kurtwood Smith

 

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Robe Lowe as the charismatic yet menacing Drew Peterson

 

 

More, please

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post #2 of 70
1/25/12 at 12:19pm

Al Pacino as a Henry Winkler sculpture molded out of Silly Putty, with a hat on; final scene, Godfather III.

 

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Not the best picture, but you know what I'm talking about.

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post #3 of 70
1/25/12 at 1:28pm

I give you: Christopher Lambert playing an immortal Scotsman slowly adopting Lemmy's voicebox:

 

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So terrifying, even Google image search could only bear to bring up one fuzzy picture. Anything more would've warranted U.N. intervention.

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post #4 of 70
1/25/12 at 1:38pm

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post #5 of 70
1/25/12 at 2:13pm

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post #6 of 70
1/25/12 at 2:24pm

Andy Garcia buried under a ton of makeup in Dead Again.

 

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post #7 of 70
1/25/12 at 2:36pm

Daniel Roebuck and John Michael Higgins as Leno and Letterman, looking more like David Schwimmer and Dave Barry:

 

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Joe Pesci as David Ferrie (to be fair, looking only slightly less ridiculous than the actual Ferrie):

 

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post #8 of 70
1/25/12 at 2:53pm
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Barry Pepper as Bobby Kennedy:

 

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and here is the um, er, ah side profile:

 

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post #9 of 70
1/25/12 at 2:53pm

Michael J. Fox as Marlene McFly.

 

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post #10 of 70
1/25/12 at 2:56pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Blank View Post


 

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I loved him in The Wonder Years.
 

 

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post #11 of 70
1/25/12 at 3:04pm

 Sean Penn has one sketchy-ass Jew lawyer in Carlito's Way:

 

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post #12 of 70
1/25/12 at 3:58pm
Tim Curry as Darkness. How can you top that?
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post #13 of 70
1/25/12 at 4:17pm

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post #14 of 70
1/25/12 at 7:31pm

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post #15 of 70
1/25/12 at 8:37pm

Michael McKean as David St Hubbins

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post #16 of 70
1/25/12 at 8:59pm
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post #17 of 70
1/25/12 at 11:39pm

A lot of there are not goofy! Some are kind of amazing.

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post #18 of 70
1/26/12 at 1:28am

Is this one goofy enough?

 

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post #19 of 70
1/26/12 at 1:32am

Is it giving them too much credit to think this was some sort of reverse JAZZ SINGER joke?

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post #20 of 70
1/26/12 at 5:02am

Al Pacino in DICK TRACY:

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Dustin Hoffman in DICK TRACY:

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post #21 of 70
1/26/12 at 7:55am
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I'm not sure why, but I think some of the best ones happen when a heartthrob actor is trying very hard to be taken seriously and prove he's "more than just a pretty face". For example, Jared Leto's CHILLING metamorphosis for that Lennon murder movie that nobody saw.

 

 

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Edited by Disciple_72 - 1/26/12 at 8:11am
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post #22 of 70
1/26/12 at 8:10am
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Almost forgot a classic, the mesmerizing jowls of Lee Adama (they were clearly in on the joke though):

 

 

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post #23 of 70
1/26/12 at 9:14am

Glenn Close IS Albert Nobbs, a woman living as a man in turn-of-the-century Ireland who apparently had access to a decent amount of latex:

 

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post #24 of 70
1/28/12 at 2:59pm

Albert Nobbs looks nothing like a man. Janet McTeer is better but even she wouldn't fool anyone.

Meanwhile, in another movie no one saw:

 

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post #25 of 70
1/28/12 at 3:12pm

50 Cent in "Whatever Fucking Movie This Was For." Dear Fiddy seems to have forgotten two things about being a method actor. One, actually be a fucking actor first, and two, only do shit like this for a film worth a damn and destined to be seen by more than just the director and editor as they drink away their pain in the editing suite.

 

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post #26 of 70
1/28/12 at 3:22pm
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Originally Posted by Bill McNeal View Post

Marlene McFly


Hello! Someone's got a serious "Carey Mulligan" thing going on! I'll be in my bunk.

 

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Uh, wait a tic...how the hell did we get this far without mentioning Gary Oldman's tour de force performance as Rolfe the midget in Tip Toes?!

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The film was intended to be a drama.


Edited by Art Decade - 1/28/12 at 4:11pm
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post #27 of 70
1/28/12 at 3:32pm

l was kid when I saw Fox as Marlene McFly in BTTF pt. 2, and if I had a time machine, I'd go go back and tell my nine or ten-year-old self: "Don't be worried about that strange, difficult to define sensation bouncing around in the back of your head, it'll only come to mean that you have several options."

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post #28 of 70
1/28/12 at 4:05pm

I thought that was the province of Bugs Bunny cartoons?

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post #29 of 70
1/28/12 at 4:34pm

What am I going to do with a rabbit? They're way too small, they jump around too much, and eat their own poop. My action isn't always sanitary, but even I have a line.

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post #30 of 70
1/28/12 at 5:07pm

Kevin Smith

 

Kevin Smith as 'some guy, I don't remember his name' in Southland Tales

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post #31 of 70
1/28/12 at 5:21pm
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Originally Posted by Disciple_72 View Post

 

 

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Robe Lowe as the charismatic yet menacing Drew Peterson

 

 

More, please


Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Victor "Sully" Sullivan for the inevitable Uncharted movie.

 

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post #32 of 70
1/28/12 at 5:30pm

Gary Oldman as Dracula

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post #33 of 70
1/28/12 at 5:34pm

Goofy? Not at all...but it's worth mentioning anyway.

 

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Between 1975 & 1989, Tim Curry was a God.

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post #34 of 70
1/28/12 at 5:50pm

I really should buy Clue some time.

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post #35 of 70
1/30/12 at 9:13am
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post

Fox as Marlene McFly in BTTF pt. 2


 

Deffo hot, but the shaking would be a real boner killer.

 

 

From Ned Kelly:

 

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SO RUGGED.

 

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post #36 of 70
1/30/12 at 9:30am

Those beards are so fake & obvious, I'm surprised that they didn't up & try to marry John Travolta.


Edited by Art Decade - 2/1/12 at 9:07am
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post #37 of 70
1/31/12 at 7:02am
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Originally Posted by Mangy View Post

Glenn Close IS Albert Nobbs, a woman living as a man in turn-of-the-century Ireland who apparently had access to a decent amount of latex:

 

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...looks just like Robin Williams as a woman.

 

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And you wanna talk goofy... No mention of Martin Lawrence, Eddie Murphy, or Tyler Perry in fat-suit drag yet?
 

 

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post #38 of 70
1/31/12 at 8:12am
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Those guys meant to look goofy. Personally I prefer when we are supposed to take the actor seriously but cannot.


Edited by Disciple_72 - 1/31/12 at 8:23am
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post #39 of 70
1/31/12 at 8:23am
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For example, Donnie Wahlberg in Dreamcatcher, doing what Kirk Lazarus tried to warn us about:

 

 

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post #40 of 70
1/31/12 at 8:54am

DREAMCATCHER's a goldmine for hilarious make-up choices.

 

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post #41 of 70
1/31/12 at 8:55am

Also hahahahaha:

 

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Has this mindblowingly stupid-looking  film even got a release yet?

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post #42 of 70
1/31/12 at 8:57am

Christ...how could we have blocked out THAT? Truly the goofiest transformation.

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post #43 of 70
1/31/12 at 9:13am

Also also: Sharon Stone's fat suit monstrosity in ALPHA DOG, a blubbering, horrific scene that almost singlehandedly sinks the entire film.

 

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post #44 of 70
1/31/12 at 9:55am

 

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Originally Posted by Mangy View Post

Glenn Close IS Albert Nobbs, a woman living as a man in turn-of-the-century Ireland who apparently had access to a decent amount of latex:

 

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You know, I really miss Red Buttons.

 

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Edited by Dr Vivisector - 1/31/12 at 10:18am
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post #45 of 70
1/31/12 at 4:31pm

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Originally Posted by Disciple_72 View Post

Those guys meant to look goofy. Personally I prefer when we are supposed to take the actor seriously but cannot.


Ahhhhh.

 

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post #46 of 70
1/31/12 at 9:45pm
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Originally Posted by Mangy View Post

Glenn Close IS Albert Nobbs, a woman living as a man in turn-of-the-century Ireland who apparently had access to a decent amount of latex:

 

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The funny thing is.....

 

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She's upstaged quite handedly in the woman in drag department in this movie.

 

 

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post #47 of 70
1/31/12 at 9:53pm
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Originally Posted by Andrew Merriweather View Post

Also hahahahaha:

 

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Has this mindblowingly stupid-looking  film even got a release yet?



I still can't believe this is a thing. I keep hoping it's some elaborate Halloween prank costume.

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post #48 of 70
1/31/12 at 11:34pm

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I can't believe this was Eddie Murphy. Seriously. It just blows my mind. The make-up in "Beetlejuice" was pretty cool, but I really think it robbed "Coming to America" solely because of this one character, whose make-up was simply flawless. Sure as hell deserved to win more than the silly fat make-up of "The Nutty Professor" which denied my beloved "Star Trek: First Contact" of its only possible Oscar. frown.gif

 

If I ever met Eddie Murphy, it would be like that episode of "The Simpsons" on which Homer and Apu met the head of the Kwik-E-Mart. They could only ask him three questions, and Homer blew their questions on "Are you REALLY the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?", "Really?","YOU?".

 

Given a chance to ask Eddie three questions and three questions only before he leaves, I wouldn't ask about his stand-up comedy, or SNL, or any of his classic '80s comedies as a whole, or his questionable career choices. I would ask, "Was that REALLY you as the old Jewish man in "Coming to America"?", "Really?", "Come on, you can admit it, I won't tell anyone....you just dubbed the voice, right?".

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post #49 of 70
2/1/12 at 4:52am
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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post

Tim Curry as Darkness. How can you top that?


     Quote:

Originally Posted by Art Decade View Post

Goofy? Not at all...but it's worth mentioning anyway.

 

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Between 1975 & 1989, Tim Curry was a God.


Post 12, Art.  Post 12.

 

And yeah, I agree with you.

 

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post #50 of 70
2/1/12 at 5:17am

Mickey Rourke, as a melted wax statue of Mickey Rourke.

 

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