Defend A Villain - Page 2

Chigurh just wanted his goddamned money.

Could be. Of course, there was that one night in Miami that Tony Stark can't remember, but John always will, even if he did sober up and find God afterwards.

Or he started reading her blog. 

Johnny Lawrence
After getting a new guy rubbed in his face by his ex girlfriend, the guy then hoses him down when he was just trying to relax. Then on top of it, he kicks him in the face and doesn't get disqualified at the tournament. Oh and a couple of days ago, he didn't get the pasta he ordered.

 

"Lord Of The Rings - It's about a massive, flaming queen who goes apeshit over some lost jewelry. Midgets are involved."

Edited by Art Decade - 1/29/12 at 8:32am

 

Classic example of a boo-hiss villain you'd probably find yourself siding with if it was happening in real life. Except for the shutting down the reactor bit.

Yeah, that bit is total assholery.

 

It's not disputed that Bennett is a troubled man who more than likely does suffer from a severe anti-social personality. But he's a monster created by John Matrix, and ultimately abandoned by him.

Camp counselors were off fucking in the woods instead of supervising the kids swimming in the lake.  They let her little retarded boy drown!  I think revenge is justifiable in that case.

Stuntman Mike; cause lets face it, he's Kurt Russell, and those chicks were bound to end up causing a major traffic accident with their drunk driving and their adrenaline junkie stunts.

Joking aside, I'd go with Vilos Cohaagen; come on, free air for everyone on Mars? Thats crazy, liberal anti-capitalism talk.

 

Jaws.

 

"You think I'm evil? Fuck you, I'm a shark. If you don't want me feasting on your children then close down your fucking beaches, you assholes. It ain't rocket science"

 

Had it been the same group of camp counselors, maybe, but  don't see it.

 

Mr. Benedict in Last Action Hero is an existential superman.  He learns that the very fabric of his reality is shaped to deny his every brilliant plan from coming to fruition, and undertakes a mind-bending interdimensional journey to a new world just so he can have the same chance at success and failure as everyone else.  Jack Slater, on the other hand, is basically fighting for the integrity of the world from the "It's A Good Life" episode of The Twilight Zone, where he can keep having adventures indefinitely with no possibility of failure and the certainty of hundreds of collateral casualties.  The sense of entitlement there puts Ferris Bueller to shame.

The 'perfect storm' of The Perfect Storm is perfect.  It is the humans who are wrong... no matter how much Mastrantonio tries to paint it as a monster.

If your house is infested and it literally takes months, if not years, to get an appointment with public services just to have them tell you that it's your problem and you have to deal with it all on your own. Is it not a natural thing that a entrepreneur should see these sad state of affairs and start up his own business to meet the demand. Hell, even when money is scarse, his payment is negotiable and he is anything but ineffective. He even advertises with a eye catching commercial and unique phrase "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice"

And then his new Clients go and skimp on the agreed payment.

Gideon Graves: Show me someone who wouldn't go to crazy lengths to have Ramona Flowers as his girlfriend, and I'll show you a liar!

Edited by Chaz - 1/29/12 at 2:58pm

Chubber Lang

 

Foolish old man tries to block me on the way to the biggest night of my life. I'm the real fighter, you don't see me on the bloody muppet show. Yet the crowd boo me. Me.

Anyway, he probably could've afforded a REAL chainmail vest, but he stuck with the one his Nanny knit for him. That's a good grandson right there.

The various youths in Harry Brown aren't monsters, they're highly troubled products of a society that has marginalized them, and are driven to do what they do by poverty and a lack of positive stimulation. They didn't deserve to get murderized by an insane old white man.

 

...Wait, we were supposed to be facetious here.

As Mr. Micklewhite stated in interviews during the time of the film's release, had Harry Brown been made 60 years ago, he himself would have been one of the youths. Michael Caine is a product of a violent, council estate upbringing.

 

Why not?  The two at the very beginning are once again more concerned about getting nookine than anything else.  That's the kind of behavior that led to her son's death to begin with.  And if they are just going to keep using the camp as a hook-up lounge, they should close it before they're responsible for the accidental death of more campers.  So she kills a couple of counselors and they rightfully close the camp.

 

And then they have the audacity to open it back up again?!?  And of course these are more sex starved counsellors who will be in charge of the campers again.  It'll be the same as it was before.  Must not let them open the camp.

 

Why the hell am I even arguing this?

 

Always kinda felt bad for these guys:

 

 

 

 

 

 

The thing is, missionaries are ASSHOLES. Arrogant, preachy, holier than thou douchebags who claim to have a charitable/human rights agenda, but really they just look at all those helpless vulnerable people as primitive, godless savages who need to be converted. Rambo was fighting for the wrong side. He should have teamed up with the Burmese military to help those annoying do-gooder pricks enter their beloved Kingdom as quickly as possible.

 

Plus it's just nice to see another person who thinks aviators need to make a comeback.

 

I'm pretty sure he never thought aviators went away. Urban Outfitter catalogs are notoriously difficult to deliver in politically unstable, jungle rich backwater nations.

Alec Trevelyan’s parents were lied to by the British Government, sent back to the USSR, managed to escape being killed by one of Stalin’s death squads only to kill themselves in disgrace. I'd sooner he cripple the world economy for vengeance than the bankers who did it in the name of greed a decade or so later.

 

"Let me ya a little story - once upon a time there was a fella named Barry. An army vet who passed through our town while looking for work in the logging industry. He was a nice guy too. A friendly guy who could brighten your day with just a smile & everyone in the town loved him. He volunteered daily at the puppy store, helped us build the town church, organized many a potluck & barbecue party, & even dated my younger sister for a time. Then one day, just as quickly as he came, he told that he was moving on. The town was heartbroken. There are no words that can describe the sheer emptiness the town felt in following his departure. We hurt..and we hurt bad. It was a hard winter for everyone. On that day, I, as the sheriff, gave my oath to the townspeople: "NEVER AGAIN". Our hearts can't take it."

The Night Owl was a giant fuck-up that caused things to spiral out of control. But before that Dudley Smith's plan to utilize the Los Angeles police force to muscle out anybody looking to step into Mickey Cohen's shoes, and take control of Organized Crime in the City of Angels was going off without a hitch.

 

True it's not exactly a noble path he was walking down, but how do we know Smith didn't prevent a full-scale mob war that could have created more than one Night Owl massacre?

 

You forgot about how Rambo ruined the chances of "Rice Minefield 100 meter sprint" and "baby bayonet tossing" becoming Olympic Sports.

They could had caught on.

Also, "Aviators: The raping pedophile's choice"

In two hundred years, we've gone from "I regret that I have but one life to live for my country" to "fuck you"! 

 

Dracula against God in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

 

 

 

"In your name, I eviscerated and impaled thousands of dudes in Târgoviște so you can kill my wife and turn me into a deranged old Jewish woman? Not even Bill Lumbergh is that kind of asshole, man, seriously."

Godzilla: You wouldn't be pissed if someone dropped a nuke on you. Or to quote the great poets Blue Oyster Cult:"History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man."

Just missed his wife.

"Christ...why is this guy being such a dick? Just answer the bloody question so we can give you your retirement package & watch, guy. Seriously. If you didn't want to be gassed, you should've read your contract more carefully. We're spies, that business is standard procedu...oh great, he just punched somebody again. [sigh] Alright, that does it...I'm calling in sick tomorrow - let someone else deal with this wanker for a week...let's see how long they last."

Edited by Art Decade - 1/31/12 at 1:12pm

 

just wanted some acknowledgement.

Frank Burns in M*A*S*H the movie. The rest of the camp was jealous that he banged Hot Lips and they didn't.

 

So you come to Munchkin land and find some girl called Dorothy has dropped a house on your beloved sister.

 

 

All around the Dorothy strange little people are chanting and rejoicing in your sister's death.

And to cap it all, the butter-wouldn't-melt-in-her-mouth girl from Kansas steals your dead sister's treasured Ruby Slippers.

Can you blame the Witch of the West for wanting some justice here??

Chigurgh is actually this kid all grown up...

 

I'm reminded of this...

 

It's in humanity's nature to destroy itself. Skynet just sped up the process. 

 

After all, it's humans that attempt to kill Skynet before it's even born. Humans killed its mother!

 

 

Nuking the world was in retaliation. That whole time travel business? What would you do if people broke into your house, killed all your children, and turned two of your own sons against you? 

 

You might have to retroactively abort a muthafucka.