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TERRY CREWS RESPECTS THAT YOU THINK PG-13 EXPENDABLES IS STUPID

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Terry knows everyone's shit is emotional right now, but listen up.
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You don’t want to go. Don’t go. I respect it. But you will miss the greatest thing you’ve ever seen.

 

The greatest thing you've ever seen!  <3

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Love this man.

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Have they considered the possibilty that a PG-13 rating will put off the kids they are trying to attract?
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Sorry Terry, I think I've already seen the greatest thing...

 

 

 

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Don't screw with the Crews. This is what he does to haters:

 

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LOL.  Best scene in that movie easily.  So absurd and cool.

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This "kids buy a ticket to one, sneak into another" is the exact same argument they've been using since the 80's, when they gave us neutered sequels to Conan and Robocop (3). And without fail, these versions make less than the R version. Have these people gone to an R rated movie, lately? Kids get into them by getting their parents to take them. Christ, every torture filled horror movie will have kids running in the aisles on Friday night 10pm shows. 

 

What do your prefer: Terminator 1 or Terminator Salvation? Conan the Barbarian or Conan the Destroyer? Robocop 1 or Robocop 3?

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That Old Spice commercial justifies humanity's existence. 

 

As for the PG13, as long as a director's cut is released with all the blood and the naughty words, I guess I'm ok with that. I'd be more ok with them cutting Chuck out of the movie and cuss like sailors and reduce bad guys to bloody pulps.

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Crews needs to be given his own action film to star in.

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Crews needs to be given his own action film to star in.



Directed by David Lynch.

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Directed by David Lynch.


Who has a working relationship with him, since Crews was in Inland Empire!

 

THE PIECES COME TOGETHER.

 

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If they release an R rated DVD it would probably have horrible CGI blood and a CGI knife sticking out of Van Damme's chest. Either that or the edits would be very odd.
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Oh god, I would make love to a Terry Crews starring, David Lynch directed action movie.

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Especially if he's riding a lawnmower for 2 hours.
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If they release an R rated DVD it would probably have horrible CGI blood and a CGI knife sticking out of Van Damme's chest. Either that or the edits would be very odd.

and it will only be on DVD, not blu-ray...

...everyday my hopes for this movie dies harder
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LOL.  Best scene in that movie easily.  So absurd and cool.


Yeah, it's pretty much everyone's favourite scene, which in itself speaks volumes about what people want out of these films and what Sly and co. are resolutely not hearing.

 

Still, can't blame Crews for backing Stallone's play. It's the wrong choice (The PG-13 that is), but Crews has always come across as a pretty stand-up guy and I think his heart's in the right place. Let's face it, the guy's a legend and is very hard to stay mad at. The awesomeness gets in the way.

 

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God Bless Terry Crews; That man should be declared a World Heritage Site:

 

 

And as ive already said: Crews as 70's Luke Cage...id watch that movie twice in a row...four times if it adapts the Luke Cage beats up Dr Doom for not paying him his two benjamins.

 

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God Bless Terry Crews; That man should be declared a World Heritage Site:

 

 

And as ive already said: Crews as 70's Luke Cage...id watch that movie twice in a row...four times if it adapts the Luke Cage beats up Dr Doom for not paying him his two benjamins.

 




Your words to God's ears, my friend.

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God Bless Terry Crews; That man should be declared a World Heritage Site:

 

 

And as ive already said: Crews as 70's Luke Cage...id watch that movie twice in a row...four times if it adapts the Luke Cage beats up Dr Doom for not paying him his two benjamins.

 



Works for me. Hell, get Scott Adkins to play Danny Rand/Iron Fist so we can have a Heroes for Hire movie.

 

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As I've long said, guys, we NEED a Michael Jai White-Terry Crews buddy-movie/action-comedy directed by BLACK DYNAMITE's Scott Sanders, with BLOOD AND BONE's Ben Ramsey handling the action scenes with the second unit. White is the cool, simmering badass who occasionally breaks out the fists of fury. Crews is the loudmouth joker whose mouth writes cheques his ass can MOST DEFINITELY cash.

 

Tell me you wouldn't lay down your hard-earned to see AT LEAST three sequels. 

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I have no idea why the guy isn't more famous.

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I have no idea why the guy isn't more famous.



Hollywood scared of a buff black man seducing the white women?

 

I mean, he seduced this white man. The ladies don't have a chance!

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This is a genuine question, not an attempt to troll. 

 

What's the deal with all the Terry Crews love? Everyone seems to love this fellow to death. I have nothing against the guy, and that deodorant commercial is funny, but looking back through his filmography, I'm, uh... intrigued by the adoration he seems to engender. 

 

It would seem that he's appeared as a supporting player in, perhaps, two or three decent flicks -- and a load of really, really bad ones. At the very least, it's not the sort of curriculum vitae that one would imagine movie geeks might celebrate.

 

That being said, surely I've missed something -- just wondering what it is. Anyone?

 

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As I've long said, guys, we NEED a Michael Jai White-Terry Crews buddy-movie/action-comedy directed by BLACK DYNAMITE's Scott Sanders, with BLOOD AND BONE's Ben Ramsey handling the action scenes with the second unit. White is the cool, simmering badass who occasionally breaks out the fists of fury. Crews is the loudmouth joker whose mouth writes cheques his ass can MOST DEFINITELY cash.

 

Tell me you wouldn't lay down your hard-earned to see AT LEAST three sequels. 


If they do end up making Black Dynamite 2 and Terry Crews doesn't play the villain, White and Sanders will feel my wrath!!!

 

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Originally Posted by tommy five-tone View Post

As I've long said, guys, we NEED a Michael Jai White-Terry Crews buddy-movie/action-comedy directed by BLACK DYNAMITE's Scott Sanders, with BLOOD AND BONE's Ben Ramsey handling the action scenes with the second unit. White is the cool, simmering badass who occasionally breaks out the fists of fury. Crews is the loudmouth joker whose mouth writes cheques his ass can MOST DEFINITELY cash.

 

Tell me you wouldn't lay down your hard-earned to see AT LEAST three sequels. 



Hollywood:

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What do your prefer: Terminator 1 or Terminator Salvation? Conan the Barbarian or Conan the Destroyer? Robocop 1 or Robocop 3?

 

I (oi) prefer Alien vs. Predator to Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem.  Does that count?  And Scary Movie 3 is better than Scary Movie 2.  That's about all I got.

 

The problem with the aforementioned films wasn't their ratings.  Terminator: Salvation didn't work, but the PG-13 had very little to do with it.  The R-rated Live Free or Die Hard is hardly an improvement on the PG-13 cut (and I'm with the critics, I like LFoDH).
 

 

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This is a genuine question, not an attempt to troll. 

 

What's the deal with all the Terry Crews love? Everyone seems to love this fellow to death. I have nothing against the guy, and that deodorant commercial is funny, but looking back through his filmography, I'm, uh... intrigued by the adoration he seems to engender. 

 

It would seem that he's appeared as a supporting player in, perhaps, two or three decent flicks -- and a load of really, really bad ones. At the very least, it's not the sort of curriculum vitae that one would imagine movie geeks might celebrate.

 

That being said, surely I've missed something -- just wondering what it is. Anyone?

 


He's super fun, and super enthusiastic, and almost always the best thing about any movie he's in. That includes Terminator Salvation, where he plays a corpse.

 

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He has major charisma and likeability. What makes him special though is a unique combination of energy/physicality and the innate ability to be funny- so it's that wonderfully jarring effect of a guy who looks like he could easily crush you, doing and saying really silly things to crack you up instead. Gotta love TC. Also, from the article:

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the taming of the Crews

 

nice.

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Nobody gives a shit about boobs in an Expendables film

Charisma Carpenter fans were sorely disappointed.

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He has major charisma and likeability. What makes him special though is a unique combination of energy/physicality and the innate ability to be funny- so it's that wonderfully jarring effect of a guy who looks like he could easily crush you, doing and saying really silly things to crack you up instead. Gotta love TC. Also, from the article:

This.  If you ever see an interview with the guy you can tell he's got a very natural charisma and nice guy positivity about him.  He doesn't seem like the jock ass you'd expect, instead he's the awesome teddy bear.  That you go on adventures with.  Awesome adventures.

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He's also one of those guys you really want to see make it. I saw an interview with him a few years ago where he was talking about working as a janitor in some warehouse in Van Nuys when he was still an unknown, and he and his wife were seriously considering moving away from LA because they had no money and the movie career wasn't working out. But obviously he stuck it out and we're all the richer for it. I get the sense he REALLY appreciates his life right now.

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His "I have no strings" routine in Gamer made me a fan. Of him. Gamer's still not great.

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He was also great on "Everybody hates Chris"...the guy is just naturally funny.

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That is one of the mant reasons I love Crews

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I feel like you could make an entire film just out of great Crews clips from terrible projects.

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Haha this thread is becoming awesomer.

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This thread should be renamed the Terry Crews Appreciation Thread.  

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The single watchable moment of CLICK.

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I'm partial to what must surely be the stupidest fucking character he's ever done, Cheeseburger Eddie:

 

 

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Oh man.  I saw that movie in theaters.  I remember that!  Didn't know who he was at the time!

 

Man, this thread is just stoking my Crews-love.

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I anticipate the day Crews shows up in something directed by Tyler Perry. You know it's coming. Even Stringer Bell was unable to resist.

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Not a clip, but those pics of when he went shirtless on the trading floor of the New York Stock Exchange are hilarious (it's like there's no such thing as "a time and a place" for TC...It's just when in doubt, FLEX):

 

 

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I love how embarrassed the other Expendables are by his antics. Also love how everyone is amused except for that one dude who seems transfixed by Terry's rock hard glutes.

 

 

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Quote of the day

 

"That's a big ass robot."

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This thread should be renamed the Terry Crews Appreciation Thread.  

 

Honestly, why the hell ISN'T there one yet?
 

 



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I'm partial to what must surely be the stupidest fucking character he's ever done, Cheeseburger Eddie:

 

 


 

YES!!!

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We need a Cheeseburger Eddie movie.

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How in *fuck* did Joe Carnahan not grovel at Crews' feet to get him on board as B.A. Baracus? MADNESS.

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I dunno... 

 

Crews is such a dynamic performer that I think his enthusiasm would've made the rest of the team look like they weren't even trying.  There might be a reason that Crews is always playing in these bit parts.  He's just too much awesome energy for a more prominent role that requires chemistry.  

 

But still, I would have LOVED to see him play Baracus.  Hahaha

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Somewhere in this universe there's an alternative A-TEAM starring Bill Murray as Hannibal, Matt Damon as Face, Woody Harrelson as Murdock and Crews as B.A. And it is magical.

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Andrew Merriweather, I do not find Woody Harrelson a good fit for Murdock.  Sharlto Copley was good as Murdock.  I do agree about Terry Crews as B.A.  To me...Mel Gibson would have been the...Perfect Hannibal, after the brilliant performance of George Peppard as the original Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith.  The Ideal guy for face aside from Dirk Benedict is...Tom Jane.

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