SPIDER-MAN. TRAILER. - Page 3

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Originally Posted by Chris Myers 

What is it that breaks Batman's spine for you?

Dude, haven't you been paying attention: Bane!

Chris Myers, I am a bigger fan of...Marvel than DC!  Spider-Man...Finally gets adapted correctly.  There are negatives with the Sam Raimi Trilogy that I had while I was seeing the films.  I know I am in the minority, but the worst part of Spider-Man 3, was the Villain.  Not Venom, but...Sandman.  I like the Comics version where Sandy was...EEEEEEEEEvil.  The only Spider-Man Villain that I have any sympathy for is...Curt Conners aka The Lizard!  He literally is Dr Jeckyl and Mr Hyde!  His latter form is EEEEEEEEEvil, while the former is an One Armed scientist.  Venom in S-M 3 is properly...VENOMous!  The Amazing Spider-Man features Peter's first Love Gwen Stacey, played by the...Beautiful Emma Stone.  Peter is a...Genius, and he can create tech including his...Web Shooters!  Spider-Man is Snarky, and he tells puns etc, while he beats up criminals!  Denis Leary looks like a...Perfect fit as Captain George Stacey. I...Loved The Dark Knight...Until the ending.  What?  Batman is letting the police think he went...Batty?  The...BANE of Tom, is the viewer has a...HARDY Time understanding what he is saying!  You say Christopher Nolan like that is a...Good Thing.  Batman Begins was the...Best Batman film so far!  I do not like...Any of his others! Anne Hathaway looks...decent as Catwoman, but not as good as either...Julie Newmar,  or Michelle Pfeiffer or Eartha Kitt!  I...dislike the Bat Copter or whatever that thing is.  The Batmobile, and the Bat Bike are cool in Nolan's Batman Films, but not the newest vehicle!  The Trailers have...Underwhelmed!  I want to see a...Batman Trailer, where Bruce is in...Costume!  Just him as Batman fighting bad guys.  Not out of costume as head of Wayne Enterprises.  Another problem The Dark Knight Rises has is that there are other superhero films that could be...Better. 2012 includes The Avengers, Ghost Rider Spirit Of Vengeance and Dredd, also arrive in theaters.

A little clumsy, but still amusing.

http://www.avclub.com/articles/jeanralphio-is-the-new-spiderman-entertainment-720,69136/

The shot of web-slinging set to, "I GOT RUN OVER BY A LEXUSSS!!!" was great.