Ten tons of terrible, but I still had some fun with it. It doesn't reach the ludicrous apex of PUNISHER WAR ZONE, but it has its moments. Which is really more than I can say for the first installment.
Best worst bits:
-Nic Cage's transformation mid-bike ride.
-Crazy Cage shaking down that underground dude for info.
-Blackout's food gag.
-The hyper-quirky opening animated sequence.
-Cirian Hinds acting to the cheap seats.
-Ghost Rider's victory roar after winning the day.
It was amazing how reminiscient the film was to JONAH HEX - which Neveldine/Taylor wrote, but claim barely resembled their draft. Same nonsensical, jumpy chase story pacing and abbreviated runtime. Cheesy time-killer animated exposition sequences. A final fist fight that takes place in two realms simultaneously. Reanimated dead...
Nice to see the duo actually shoot some coherent action, after the spastic nonsense of GAMER. They can't tell a story to save their lives, but they did a good enough job making the character of Ghost Rider cool to look at. Which, admittedly, isn't a huge accomplishment. And the Penance Stare is still not very cinematic. Wish they'd done a little more with Blackout though.
Oh, and the 3D was virtually non-existent. Lame.
Edited by Episode29 - 2/17/12 at 11:25pm





