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Name and one physical/psychological attribute. Realism. Strive for it.

 

Go.

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Phil. Microphallus.

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Blacky. Small hands. 

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Already got one, thanks. And there ain't no improving on the best around.

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Slim. 6'3", 150.

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Evi. Jewish.

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Art. Flaming heterosexual.


Edited by Art Decade - 2/22/12 at 7:57pm
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Whiteboy Jones (part of the job is done for you with that handle)

 

Extremely neat.

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Leah. Almost $30,000 in student loan debt.

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Lisbeth. Dragon tattoo. 

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Malcolm. An ingrown hair on the tip of my clit that tingles ever so slightly at the faintest hint of either injustice or vegetable cream cheese.

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Erik.  Hypochondriac.

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Joon.  Meaty thighs and refuses to open eyes underwater.

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Be your meanest, white devil.

Endlessly changing facial hair, mean scar on my stomach, sense of humor about nothing but myself.

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Travis, exactly-sufficiently-hung.

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Brad. Love addict.

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Dalyn. Hates the kids.

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The Dog, part time hustler, hypertrichosis.

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Big Brother. Extreme paranoia

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Jen, overworked and broke college student.

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SeanCE - Drunk, Paranormalist.

 

 

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Joon.  Meaty thighs and refuses to open eyes underwater.



Forget Rath, I want Bong Joon-ho and Song Kang-ho to make a movie of that shit.

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Jeremy.  Ridiculously optimistic.

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Greg. Protonic. (Totally.)

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Rath PI is apparently the type of detective that quits after getting one case.

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Merriweather. Full text of Lars Von Trier's DOGVILLE screenplay tattooed across my upper body.

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Parker. Impatient

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Dan. Nervous.

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Thread Starter 
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Rath PI is apparently the type of detective that quits after getting one case.



I posted this, went to class, and then learned like two hours later I have to have surgery tomorrow.

 

So I've been busy -- if I'm not too stoned this weekend, I will try to get to it then.

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Going to class is for squares. Good luck on your surgery! 

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Judas. Halitosis.

Also, I have three nipples Ala Scaramanga (I'm serious)
Edited by Judas Booth - 2/23/12 at 9:58am
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Dark "3 knees" Mite

 

 

 

 

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I posted this, went to class, and then learned like two hours later I have to have surgery tomorrow.

 

So I've been busy -- if I'm not too stoned this weekend, I will try to get to it then.



I'm sorry. I hope you're okay. I was just joking because these threads always have a tendency to get out of control before the people can keep up. It was a good-natured jest.

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I posted this, went to class, and then learned like two hours later I have to have surgery tomorrow.

 

So I've been busy -- if I'm not too stoned this weekend, I will try to get to it then.



Where's Anderson when you need him?

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Where's Anderson when you need him?

I'll page him.
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Good luck Leonard.

 

If you can get to it...

 

Ambler.  Paranoid conspiracy theorist.

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Good luck, Brendan.

 

Michael, goes through life in a daze.

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So this wasn't a "Duncan Principle" experiment, after all? Okay then, and, seriously, hope you get to feeling better.

 

Chris, acrophobe, claustrophobe.

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Zach. Racist

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Guy. Lazy as fuck.

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Jake. Sexy as fuck.

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Chris Olson.  Bald, beardy, and overwhelmingly Scandinavian.

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Adam. Austistic.

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Chris. Mild ADHD.

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Tim. Crippling self doubt and always late to the party.
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Name and one physical/psychological attribute. Realism. Strive for it.

Cameron Pierce Hughes. Angry when hungry. Can''t walk, but athletic.

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Paul. Anxiety and Seborrhoeic Dermatitis.

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Mr. Joshua Pretzel. Angry at everyone.

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Mr. Joshua Pretzel. Angry at everyone.



I don't think Leonard can improve on this

 

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Ben. Wears bowties, jack of all trades, plays a mean game of Trvial Pursuit.

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