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post #1 of 33
Thread Starter 
Guys,

A combination on a lack of submissions (not you Butane, you rock)and a lot of peripheral web responsibilities have resulted in me bumping CCC a little while.

I have a scary ass ghost story I want to share with you, but I have no cold now and am gonna read it THE RIGHT WAY.

I also want to see if Steve wants to do a dramatic retelling of another ghost story with me.

Expect issue six on either Friday or next Tuesday. That means if you want to contribute a ghost story there's still time.
post #2 of 33
I might could write another quickie for ya, if ya want.
post #3 of 33
HA! The Leader likes me best!

Does this mean no zombie issue for a while?
post #4 of 33
That figures, I've got my Zombie story done and now I have to wait.
post #5 of 33
I'll show you a zombie story...

post #6 of 33
Is that a fact, palooka?
post #7 of 33
oh, yeah
post #8 of 33
I'll show you "oh yeah"!
post #9 of 33
Kick his ass, Sea Bass!
post #10 of 33
You wanna fight, construction man from Arizona? I'll beat you into a, a-a...a thing!...that is bad! You know!

...Yeah!

...You watch it!
post #11 of 33
DJ, you remind me of this guy I used to work with. He said that Sea Bass line from D&D all the time. It still cracks me up every time I hear it, ...err, read it.


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If at first you don't succeed, come back so's I can beat ya down one more time!

post #12 of 33
Dumb and Dumber is good, but you know what's an even better movie?

DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLY

or

TIGHT CLUB

or

THE TALENTED MRS. STRIPLEY

or

THE CIDER WHOREHOUSE'S RULES

or

MITCH BLACK
post #13 of 33
Unca Mitch, Unca Mitch!

You totally went off the subject! You're the best!
post #14 of 33
So, uh...Today?
post #15 of 33
Nickie told me the new CCC wouldn't be until Wednesday 3/1/00.
post #16 of 33
Thread Starter 
That's right badasses. Wednesday. Did'ja see? Dave did an update just to keep CHUD fresh as...well...a sewer.
post #17 of 33
HURRY! My Pulitzer awaits! My Mark Twain Award! My Grammy! My Oscar! My rent money!
post #18 of 33
Oh my god, why do you make us wait so long, Nick? I need my CCC, or soon I shall perish.
post #19 of 33
Oh my god, why do you make us wait so long, Nick? I need my CCC, or soon I shall perish. I'm getting weaker by the moment...
post #20 of 33
For all of you keeping score at home, Butane is getting weaker by the moment...
post #21 of 33
Thread Starter 
You know what's funny? A week later and I've gotten ZERO more ghost stories.
post #22 of 33
What is wrong with you people? Nick slaves and slaves for your(my) Creature Corner and you do NOTHING? For shame on you all! I guess I could write one, though. Still, forshame on all of you. Too weak to wri
post #23 of 33
Thread Starter 
Johnny. It is not YOUR Creature Corner. It isn't even MY Creature Corner. It's OUR READER'S Creature Corner.

Diplomacy like that is essential.
post #24 of 33
Damn, you are right. I am ashamed, I am no better then the scum at the bottom of Jan De Bonts' camera. I am filth. All of the Sewer Chewers are welcome to mock and jeer me openly.
post #25 of 33
Actually, Johnny, I'll team-up with you to take over CCC. To hell with diplomacy!
post #26 of 33
Thread Starter 
Blo, I will sing the Song of Kali and lull you to sleep.
post #27 of 33
To make up for the lack of stories, you could put up Blofeld's picture, then say "AND HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!"

Heh heh heh...
post #28 of 33
It's a coooo! Me and Blofeld will kick DOWN the doors of diplomacy and anarchy will rule again! Of course, we would have to be in charge of the anarchy, which by default would not make it anarchy but SO WHAT! Anarchy!
post #29 of 33
I believe you mean a "coup"

coooo is the sound small birds make. Oh yeah, and grandma's but they usually preface it with coochy-coochy....


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I'd like for you to meet my lady friend, Anne Arky.
post #30 of 33
Sorry about no ghost stories, Nick, I could only come up with the beginning and ending of one. And the punchline just didn't work without a story to back it up.

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So the ghost says, "I never touched her anyway!" HAHAHAHAHA
post #31 of 33
No, I meant cooo, but thank you for trying to correct me. Coochy-coochy coup is what you meant, I'm sure. And hey, I was looking for a punchline to my ghost story, so thanks!
post #32 of 33
just doin' my part toward the downfall of society as we know it.
post #33 of 33
As the one true anitchrist, I thank youfor your contribution...

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