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I'm a BIG fan of Patton Oswalt the actor... but I only discovered his stand-up about a year or so ago. I was seriously missing out. Patton's quickly on the fast track to becoming one of my favorite stand-up comedians ever (I should note that I still need to educate myself in the ways of late greats like George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, etc.), so I wanted to make a thread about him. Post what you've listened to/seen of his, favorite quotes, and, well, why do we love this geek so much?

 

Anyway, I'll start us off. Here's what I've listened to/seen:

 

Werewolves and Lollipops-The full album. Holy shit, nearly everything on here is solid fried gold. Particular highlights include the famous KFC Famous Bowls rant, the complete destruction of a dumbass heckler, comparing himself to a bridge troll and meeting Brian Dennehy at the Batman Begins premiere, and of course his musings on how the hell something like Death Bed got made.

 

Finest Hour-Full album. It's not Werewolves, but it's pretty goddamn good. I especially love him discussing what he'd like to do to the Gay Best Friend cliche in movies, Jesus on the X-Men, and what a valid argument against gay marriage might actually look like.

 

Otherwise I've just seen or heard bits and pieces of stuff from My Weakness is Strong (LOVE the rat story, how Halloween is now ruined for him thanks to Ratatouille giving him younger fans, Sad Boy in the apocalypse, and the "sky cake" religion routine), No Reason To Complain or Feelin' Kinda Patton. I don't remember which album the 7-minute destruction of the awful "Christmas Shoes" song is from, but that's easily one of my all-time favorite bits from him.

 

I think one of the things I really love about him is that he doesn't seem to recycle anything. He's always got something new to talk about.

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If you're not already, you need to be following him on Twitter. Need to. And I hate that site.

post #3 of 22
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I will take note of that. Any insight as to what makes Oswalt so special?

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Get Feelin' Kinda Patton just for the Robert Evans ESPN routine. Jesus, I was dying throughout that entire thing the first time I heard it.
 

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His "At Midnight I Will Kill George Lucas With A Shovel" is one of my favorite comedic bits of all time. I don't wan't to spoil it for the unfortunate souls who haven't experienced it but the way he closes it is literally genius.

post #6 of 22

Patton is great, but I also firmly second your desire to catch up on Carlin. Get on that shit.

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His "At Midnight I Will Kill George Lucas With A Shovel" is one of my favorite comedic bits of all time. I don't wan't to spoil it for the unfortunate souls who haven't experienced it but the way he closes it is literally genius.

 

I'm generally not a fan of demonizing the prequels, but Patton hits at the heart of why they were perhaps ultimately unnecessary. His Lucas impression itself is gold.

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Get Feelin' Kinda Patton just for the Robert Evans ESPN routine. Jesus, I was dying throughout that entire thing the first time I heard it.
 

That bit could've been the length of an entire album, covering every major celebrity between 1940 and 1975, and I would've lost my shit every minute of that hour.

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The Angie Dickinson "incident" is poetry.

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His "At Midnight I Will Kill George Lucas With A Shovel" is one of my favorite comedic bits of all time. I don't wan't to spoil it for the unfortunate souls who haven't experienced it but the way he closes it is literally genius.

Also 

I just love the way his mind works. I once heard him do a bit on conan about being behind a fat guy in line. It started off as a simple fat joke...and then spiraled into this whole story involving time travel.

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I just love the way his mind works. I once heard him do a bit on conan about being behind a fat guy in line. It started off as a simple fat joke...and then spiraled into this whole story involving time travel.

 

It's on Finest Hour. The one with "I WANT ALL THE HAM" as a punchline, right? His delivery of that line alone would've made that bit, but the "Warrior of the Wastes" stuff just elevated into so much more.

 

Thats my answer to Spider's question.The ability to take an everyday thing, which would've worked on its own, and milk the maximum yield of absurdity out of it. My favorite never-fail gutlaugh bit of his is the one about Black Angus, which just turns delicious into absolute Cronenbergian horror.

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It's on Finest Hour. The one with "I WANT ALL THE HAM" as a punchline, right? His delivery of that line alone would've made that bit, but the "Warrior of the Wastes" stuff just elevated into so much more.

 

Thats my answer to Spider's question.The ability to make an everyday thing, which would've work on its own, and milk the maximum yield of absurdity out of it.

Yup thats the one and I was not only laughing but marveling, that's hard to do.

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One of my favorite bits of his that hasn't made it on to any of his albums is his dead-on impersonation of Nick Nolte as Han Solo.  

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I didn't realize until this month that Oswalt did the voice of Mr. Groin in The Amazing Screw-On Head animated TV pilot.  His role starts at 3:45 at the link, but you really owe it to yourself to grab the DVD and see the whole thing if you haven't yet.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_64GdGhuOkU

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One of my favorite bits of his that hasn't made it on to any of his albums is his dead-on impersonation of Nick Nolte as Han Solo.  

Are you sure? I know I heard it somewhere and I have never seen him live. I heard it uncensored too....

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Regarding voiceover, his best is easily Remy in Ratatouille. There are other great voice performances in that movie (particularly Ian Holm, Brad Garrett, Peter O'Toole and Janeane Garofalo), but Patton holds it all together.

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Are you sure? I know I heard it somewhere and I have never seen him live. I heard it uncensored too....

 

He did it on an ancient HBO special from the 90's, but it isn't on any of his released albums.

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He did it on an ancient HBO special from the 90's, but it isn't on any of his released albums.


I would now kill to see that version of Han Solo.

post #19 of 22

If only we had Professor Farnsworth What If machine...

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I didn't realize until this month that Oswalt did the voice of Mr. Groin in The Amazing Screw-On Head animated TV pilot.  His role starts at 3:45 at the link, but you really owe it to yourself to grab the DVD and see the whole thing if you haven't yet.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_64GdGhuOkU

 

Holy crap. I didn't even know this existed. I love that comic. I've bought it as a present for various friends, it's so odd and singular.

post #21 of 22

Awesome new thing at the AV Club called Stand Down, in which they animate nightmare stories of the road from stand-ups. The first installment? Well, guess.

 

http://www.avclub.com/articles/patton-oswalts-magical-black-man,82224/

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If this is the Patton Oswalt appreciation thread, well, I'm going to go ahead and rave about Big Fan. Fucking amazing movie. And Patton's at the center of the whole thing. And he's great. I never would have pegged him as a real dramatic actor (well, three years ago I wouldn't have), but he's unbelievably compelling here. In a movie that's all about fandom in its various forms, he's that eponymous big fan, and he wears the label with unsettling ease while making Paul sympathetic all at the same time. It's a great balancing act.

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