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ROTH ON TRACK TO ATTACK DRAC WITH CROWE ATTACHED

post #1 of 14
7/10/12 at 7:46pm
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by Sebastian OB: link

Eli's ready to stake his claim on the classic Count.
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post #2 of 14
7/10/12 at 8:02pm

Man, for a second I thought Eric Roth was gonna write the script....
 

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post #3 of 14
7/10/12 at 8:54pm

Previously posted dumb joke about Crowe's weight.

I'm fine with the casting, though, and the ridiculous sight of Crowe with fangs would be enough to coax me into a theater.


Edited by Park Chan-wookie - 7/11/12 at 12:09am
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post #4 of 14
7/10/12 at 8:56pm

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post #5 of 14
7/10/12 at 11:42pm
I think Crowe has slimmed down. He keeps tweeting about his epic 30 mile bike rides. Anyway, this could be fun.
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post #6 of 14
7/11/12 at 12:24am

Could be a ton of fun, i'm in.
 

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post #7 of 14
7/11/12 at 1:44am

I like it regardless of weight (what a silly complaint). Vlad Dracula probably was more like Crowe than either the way Stoker described him or any of the actors that played him.

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post #8 of 14
7/11/12 at 8:24am

Roth has yet to show me he's worth a damn.  Cabin Fever is the only thing of his I like.

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post #9 of 14
7/11/12 at 8:38am

Which is weird, because HOSTEL is far more accomplished and interesting as a horror film.

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post #10 of 14
7/11/12 at 9:03am

Maybe Hostel is a good film but I hated it with a passion.  I don't like torture porn movies right off the bat, and Roth didn't approach the material in an interesting enough way for me to care for it. 

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post #11 of 14
7/11/12 at 9:31am

People like you are supposed to know better than use bullshit terms like torture porn.

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post #12 of 14
7/11/12 at 1:38pm

Torture porn has become a shorthand for excessively violent splatter movies.  That's the only reason I used it.

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post #13 of 14
7/11/12 at 5:03pm

What's wrong with just telling Stokers Dracula really well? I'm so fucking sick of this revisionist post modern nonsense. Unless you're Alan Moore, you suck at it.

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post #14 of 14
7/12/12 at 1:44am

True, but if they cast Paul Bettany as Stoker I'll be wagging my tail like Pavlov's dog.
 

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