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WHAT A JERKY THING TO SAY!
post #20252 of 20290
Max Von Sydow fucking hates the prequels. Even jaja.
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Originally Posted by Bradito View Post

"This will begin to set things right."

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The next movie will open with: "I have a bad feeling about this... Worse than sand in my crack."
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"This story will truly break your heart"
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"What would you prefer? Discussing the taxation of trade routes?"
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"This will not be us just rehashing what's come before!"
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Originally Posted by Bradito View Post

Are the Jacksonville Jaguars a football team or a basketball team?

I thought they were the gang that got eaten by the Rathtars.
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"I hope the guy who's steering this thing knows what he's doin'"
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"My father was once a Jedi who was seduced by the da--"

"FUCK YOU NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR DAD, LUKE!"
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Originally Posted by D.T. View Post

"I don't like the new Star Wars. I like the Jacksonville Jaguars."

You could make a career out of being a contrarian.
Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
I'm kidding, of course. I seriously respect you, and I'd be very interested to hear your thoughts. On Star Wars, at least. Not the Jaguars.

The funny thing is, I'm pretty much mainstream on everything except sports. Well, and apparently JJ Abrams.

As to this movie, I'll just point back to a previous post in this thread and say that I could not get past it. It was even more ridiculous than we thought.
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Wow! a...Star is born! Ms. Ridley is a...Rey of Sunshine, that will compel numerous viewings of this new...Star Wars Film. I'd rank it...Below the Original Trilogy...

1) Empire Strikes Back

2) Star Wars

3) Return Of The Jedi

4) The Force Awakens

5) Revenge Of The Sith

6) Attack of the Clones

7) the phantom menace

post #20263 of 20290
Judging by that ranking, I'd say we're finally starting to break ground on turning Duke back to the light side.
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Let's not get crazy,  How does it rank next to the G.I. Joe movies?  Until we know that, we can't know for sure.

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Jesus, that post-release thread is gonna be a long plow.
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Originally Posted by Mangy View Post

Yeah, I don't think anybody is clamoring for these movies to be grim n' gritty. Let's start with "good", then take it from there.
The Star Wars franchise has always been family friendly. George Lucas was tired from all the criticism he recieved for the PT
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You're rught IT was super friendly when obi wan gruesomely took that aliens arm off and he screamed and there was Gallons of blood.
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You're rught IT was super friendly when obi wan gruesomely took that aliens arm off and he screamed and there was Gallons of blood.
Seriously? That may have been considered gruesome in 1977 when episode 4 was released but in my opinion it was not bad at all. Have you seen the cartoons and TV shows kids watch these days? The majority of them are 10 times worse than any of the SW franchise. Also, there was barely any blood at all in that scene. In fact the lack of blood when the arm was cutoff is one of the original arguments. The lightsaber cauterizes as it cuts.
Edited by pooldbl07 - 12/18/15 at 11:40pm
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You SICK freak you ought to be locked up!
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You SICK freak you ought to be locked up!
Could you please elaborate on exactly what from my post makes me a sick freak?
post #20271 of 20290

Bailey, I wouldn't compare...G.I. Joe and Star Wars, they are in different categories.

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Just discovered Bad Lip Reading. So dumb, but I can't stop laughing:

 

 

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That was cute but one of their lesser ones. I still think Game of Thrones is their best one.

"Do you think they should make ipods for babies?"
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In other news. Disney has banned the sale of toy blasters at the theme parks. Seems a bit ridiculous.
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Saw it today --- Took the whole family.  My Wife and I liked it, but both thought it lacked that crowd pleasing "FUCK YA" moment(s).  Loved all the call backs and BB-8 was damn adorable.

 

Edit:  Theater was just about full in a 11AM showing.  


Edited by cccc - 12/20/15 at 12:30pm
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Originally Posted by cccc View Post
 

Saw it today --- Took the whole family.  My Wife and I liked it, but both thought it lacked that crowd pleasing "FUCK YA" moment(s).  Loved all the call backs and BB-8 was damn adorable.

 

Edit:  Theater was just about full in a 11AM showing.  

Really? So the

 

Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
Finn and Ren stumbling onto the Millenium Falcom or Finn using the lightsaber wasn't Fuck Yeah enough for you?
post #20277 of 20290

This is the pre-release, not the post-release, so have those discussions there. I'm moving this thread on Friday to keep things clean and orderly.

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Think we can reach 500 by Friday?

Probably?
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what's all this WE stuff????

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Why must you abandon me??????
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You guys are NOT Poe and Finn.
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Is there a reason this thread is still open?

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For those who haven't seen it yet.
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Farewell thread
Sitting in the theater now.
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Still haven't seen this. Fuck me.

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It's pretty good!
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This isn't the spoiler thread, Brad.

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I can't tell what's what anymore.
post #20289 of 20290
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Originally Posted by Mr. Stockslivevan View Post

Jesus, that post-release thread is gonna be a long plow.

No, no. It's light, and sweet, and goes down easy. Like good sponge.

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