Could I please have the power to make the following changes?
I can live with Keanu being Constantine because he wasn't terrible and everyone else was great. I can live with it being in L.A. and the silly illegal immigrant metaphor. I can live with Chas as an angel at the end. WHAT I CAN'T LIVE WITH IS KEANU POPPING GUM AT THE END INSTEAD OF LIGHTING UP A SMOKE.
Please kill the epilogue at the end of Matchstick Men. The book ended dark, the movie should have too.
They really should have left the last line of the Minority Report script where it says there were 75 murders or something the following year.
Savages sticks with its first ending like the much better book.