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post #1 of 20
8/27/02 at 10:43am
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Okay, I know this type of post is silly, but like a lot of silly things, I also think it's fun. We've had best trailers, so how about best taglines/subtitles? From the funny to the punny, from the horrifying to the horrible. Here are a few of my faves:

Subtitles:
House 2: The Second Story
Trancers 3: Deth Lives
Trancers 5: Sudden Deth

Taglines:
Killer Klowns from Outer Space: "In Space, No One Can Eat Ice Cream!"
TCM Series: "The Saw is Family."
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post #2 of 20
8/27/02 at 11:17am
one of my all time faves easily goes to:

Army of Darkness
Trapped in Time.
Surrounded by Evil.
Low on Gas.

just because it makes me smile.

but on a serious note:

Dawn of the Dead: When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.
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post #3 of 20
8/27/02 at 11:45am
Not quite a subtitle or tagline, but I've always had a soft spot for the UK release of Leprechaun 2, which was renamed "One Wedding And Lots Of Funerals".
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post #4 of 20
8/27/02 at 12:15pm
"When there's no room left in hell, the dead walk the earth."

Classic. Beautiful.
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post #5 of 20
8/27/02 at 3:25pm
Fulci's Zombie: "We Are Going to Eat You!"
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post #6 of 20
8/27/02 at 4:00pm
My Signature has some. I love Tag-lines!
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post #7 of 20
8/27/02 at 4:02pm
From the movie "Prey"...

"It's not human... and it's got an axe!"
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post #8 of 20
8/27/02 at 4:39pm
Posted this elsewhere, but I like it so here it comes again...

Halloween: "The night HE came home!"

Halloween III: "The night NOBODY came home."
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post #9 of 20
8/27/02 at 5:17pm
Jaws 3-D - The Third Dimension is Terror!
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post #10 of 20
8/28/02 at 1:48am
Actually, my fave tag-line is from "The Hills Have Eyes": A nice American family. They didn't want to kill. But they didn't want to die.

I love that one!
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post #11 of 20
8/28/02 at 1:59am
The Abominable Dr. Phibes: "Love means never having to say you're ugly!!!"

"Dr. Phibes has great vibes!!!"

Se7en: "7 Deadly Sins, 7 Ways To Die"

Freaks: "Can a full grown woman truly love a MIDGET?"

The Thing: "Man is the warmest place to hide"

Frailty: "No soul is safe"

Eegah: "The Crazed Love of a Prehistoric Giant for a Ravishing Teenage Girl!"

Eh, I'll think of more later.
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post #12 of 20
8/28/02 at 4:14pm
My favorite taglines would be:

'Halloween' "The Night HE Came Home!"

'From Beyond' "Humans Are Such Easy Prey."

'Popcorn' "Buy a Bag. Go Home In a Box."

'The Beyond' "Behind this doorway lie the terrifying and unspeakable secrets of hell. No one who sees it lives to describe it. And you shall live in darkness for all eternity."

'City of the Living Dead' "When the moon turns red the dead shall rise."
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post #13 of 20
8/28/02 at 6:09pm
- PIECES : "It's exactly what you think it is !!!"

- DESECRATION : "You will burn in hell . . . "
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post #14 of 20
8/31/02 at 3:53am
Some of the greatest have have already been mentioned but here are a few good 'uns.

"The bastards have landed" -- Bad Taste

"Wanna date?" -- Frankenhooker

"The tenant in room 7 is very small, very twisted and very mad." -- Basket Case

"It's got guts!" -- Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia

"First they greet you, then the eat you." -- Blood Diner

And, of course...

"Ugly. Slobbering. Ferocious. Carnivorous." -- C.H.U.D.
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post #15 of 20
8/31/02 at 4:04am
This is one that always made me laugh when I saw it at the video store

Motel Hell-It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent fritters.
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post #16 of 20
8/31/02 at 3:24pm
My all time fave...

"Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-a-rama":

In a bowling alley from hell, there's only one way to score1"
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post #17 of 20
8/31/02 at 6:15pm
SORORITY HOUSE MASSACRE II-"Its Cleavage Vs. Cleavers And The Results Are Delta Delta Deadly!"
HOLLYWOOD CHAINSAW HOOKERS-"They Charge An Arm And A Leg"
and I've always like-
IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS-"lived Any Good Books Lately?"
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post #18 of 20
9/3/02 at 12:08pm
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One I remembered over the weekend that sent me into peals of laughter:

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
(cut to a picture of Stephen King in his usual casual slob-attire, pointing to the camera, eyes wide behind his thick-ass glasses

"I'M GONNA SCARE THE HELL OUT OF YOU!"

roflmao
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post #19 of 20
9/4/02 at 9:01pm
I love puns on the boxes of bad movies.

The Dentist 2: Brace yourself.

Ghoulies : They'll get you in the end! (Check out the VHS box cover to get the full effect of this one)

Here is a cool tagline too offset the other two.

Dark, Darkest, Darko.
Donnie Darko
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post #20 of 20
9/4/02 at 9:30pm
I just remembered some where I saw a different tagline for Army of Darkness other than the one above, might have been on a foriegn poster.

Army of Darkness: The Medieval Dead
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