Subotai is a VILLAIN!
He teases me with the fact that he has a cast-signed script of an episode of FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS (which he selfishly refuses to part with), and instead sends me this SUPER THOUGHTFUL SMORGASBORD of DELICIOUS VARIETY!!!
First off... Subotai caught wind of my love of Michael Ironside (all those Total Recall gifs, perhaps??). And now, I hold in my hands his authentic autograph!!!
Next: a tactical pen. He said, and I QUOTE:
"What you do is, next time you are at your friend's house and someone slips a TDKR blu-ray into the player, you walk up to the plasma screen, take out the pen, and say "I've had enough of this" just before you smash the steel tip of the pen into the TV screen. I promise your friends will never invite you to watch TDKR at their house-EVER!"
WHO WANTS TO INVITE ME OVER FOR A TDKR VIEWING???
Also... a small box of Ninja Pins! It says they're designed by S. Miyamoto! Is it who I think it is??
Next gift... a USB flash drive! 30 gigs! I can always use more gigs.
Then... a brand new DVD of a film I'd never even heard of called WHERE'S MARLOWE? which he touts as the best movie about making movies! A bold statement! We'll see!
In addition... battery backup for my iPhone or iPod! Great for traveling!
And finally... a series of Canadian paraphernalia!
- Mountie napkins!
- a humorous book about Bigfoot by a Toronto author!
- a sweet carryall bag from the CBC! It's not a purse! It's Canadian!!!
Seriously, a fantastic haul. Thanks a bunch, Subotai, for making this another fun holiday swap!
I can already FEEL myself turning Canadian.
Soon Colin Farrell will hit me.