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Wings: Worst Animated Film of All Time?

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Holy crap this looks awful! I mean just wow! I've seen many awful animated films but literally oh my god! When you usually say a film is a ripoff it's not literal, this is a total ripoff. The character designs look exactly from a Planes/Cars movie (with an addition of a hawk voiced by Rob Schneider! GRRRRR!!!) except animated much, much worse!

The plot is exactly the same as Planes and has a voice cast that must of been assembled in hell. Who would of thought that the Dane Cook version would be a vastly superior version of anything. And the question has to be asked who would ripoff Planes? I meant really!? Planes!?

This trailer blew up my mind, it hurt me bad, I haven't seen this yet but this is Birdemic or The Room level of awfulness. Just remarkable this must be the type of movie shown in hell or Russia (same difference)

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q1IYN4ayB-U
Edited by KaylaisMagic - 7/26/13 at 12:20am
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This movie really needs a voice cameo from Paul McCartney.

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This movie really needs a voice cameo from Paul McCartney.

I hope the ending has Detroit Red Wings interrupting the air race and take all the Russian MiG jets to a scrap yard so they can pay off some of the debt that Detroit owes.
post #4 of 13

That trailer's almost tolerable if you have the sound off.  

 

Worst ever though?  Come on, you've clearly never heard of Video Brinquedo; the Brazilian Pixar.

 

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That trailer's almost tolerable if you have the sound off.  

Worst ever though?  Come on, you've clearly never heard of Video Brinquedo; the Brazilian Pixar.



Hahahaha! That's just gold! No I vote Wings is worse. Little Panda Fighter looks insanely hilarious! A panda dreaming of being a ballet dancer instead of lowly life of a wrestler that's just amazing!

Wings is worse. Well I should say the English dub is worse. The animation isn't awful........a pale, bad ripoff but not that bad. But the voice acting? Shudder.

You can tell everyone there was just there for a paycheck, no emotion it was like they were just reading from the phone book. Maybe it sounds better in the original Russian, but god that dub? Worst I've heard in years. I might have to check these out to compare how bad they are. Also wasn't there another Kung Fu Panda ripoff released by Lionsgate too? So weird, they are becoming the Asylum of animated films. Which is just odd, since they also make real films too, just odd.

Ha Yes! I found it! It's Kung Fu Rabbitt! No it's totally different than Kung Fu Panda! This one has a Rabbitt in it! It's not as bad as the two previous ones, but horribly derivative. Can't believe Disney or Dreamworks hasn't sued Lionsgate yet. What they are doing is a tad more scummy than Asylum, since generally they just title stuff that's similar to a big movie coming out. Lionsgate are searching for stuff that basically have the same story, but just different enough so they don't get in trouble. Not cool Lionsgate!

Edited by KaylaisMagic - 7/28/13 at 5:47am
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No love for Food Fight starring the incredible voice talents of Charlie "Always Winning" Sheen and Hilary Duff?

 

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This movie really needs a voice cameo from Paul McCartney.

 

Soundtrack leaked.

 

 

Actually, this movie looks like it does about as good an impersonation of Pixar as Linda did of melody.

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No love for Food Fight starring the incredible voice talents of Charlie "Always Winning" Sheen and Hilary Duff?



Lol it's like the Toy Story for grocery store products. Well if you replace Pixar with enslaved Korean labor. Also wow Sheen is far removed from All Dogs Go To Heaven. Isn't he.
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Lol it's like the Toy Story for grocery store products. Well if you replace Pixar with enslaved Korean labor. Also wow Sheen is far removed from All Dogs Go To Heaven. Isn't he.


Apparently Food Fight took nine years to make.

 

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In December, 2002, while the film was still in development, the hard drives holding the animation were stolen. The filmmakers had to start over.

 

I don't know who I feel more sorry for: The burglars who thought they'd stolen something of worth but ended up with this drivel, or the poor animators who had to make the same pool of diarrhea twice.

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Apparently Food Fight took nine years to make.

 

 

I don't know who I feel more sorry for: The burglars who thought they'd stolen something of worth but ended up with this drivel, or the poor animators who had to make the same pool of diarrhea twice.

They probably stole the hardware to sell it, not the worthless animation :-)

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Legend of Kung Fu Rabbit was actually an official Chinese production that's simply getting distributed here by Lionsgate (the latter part is news to me).  

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Legend of Kung Fu Rabbit was actually an official Chinese production that's simply getting distributed here by Lionsgate (the latter part is news to me).  

Oh I understand that I was just mocking Lionsgate for doing something pretty shameless. It's no different than what Asylum does except they get away with by saying "oh we're just distributing it." It's still pretty scummy. Also Wings was also a foreign production too, from Russia and actually came out last year. They obviously just took the plot of Cars, replaced car with Russian jet fighters and applied it to their movie. It's just funny how almost exact Disneys Planes and Wings are. The one thing about Kung Fu Rabbit is at least it doesn't look like complete garbage unlike Wings. Even though both are ripoffs.
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Oh!  Didn't know WINGS was a Russian production.

 

Every time I've heard about Kung Fu Rabbit, I'm reminded of this piece I read back when KUNG FU PANDA came out.

 

http://articles.washingtonpost.com/2008-07-12/world/36880763_1_chinese-culture-kung-fu-panda-s-kung-fu-panda

 

China's all... "Why not ZOOOOOIDBEEERG...?"  Hahaha

 

And so they make Kung Fu Rabbit.  HAHAHAHA

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