Round 1...Horror Baddie Face Off

1. Michael Myers v Jason Vorhees Argh! ..tough their both indestructable undead killers, Michael is a tad smarter though...so...Mikey
but, in the next scene Jason gets back up to fight.....

2. Freddy Kruger v Leatherface ..Freddy, pure supernatural wins over slow brute

3. Pinhead v Candyman Pinhead, tough fight but, Pinhead has more resources.

4. Chucky the doll v The Leprechaun Chucky

5. The Djinn (Wishmaster) v The Creeper Djinn makes Creeper a zit on someone's ass

6. Pumpkinhead v The Alien another titanic fight... tie

7. Krug v Khan ?

8. The Blob v The Thing Thing mimics Blob abilities and absorbs it.

9. Werewolf (AWIL) v The Predator Predator...hands down.

10. Evil Ash v Brundle Fly Evil Ash

11. Hannibal Lecter v Herbert West West, can't thing of any good reason except I think he is cooler...my brain hurts thinking of all the reasons.

12. The Tall Man v Otis Tallman, uses his spheres to kill Otis

13. The Headless Horseman v Mum (Braindead) Headless Horseman lops off Mum,s head

14. Norman Bates v Maniac Cop Maniac Cop is more resitant to pain.

4. Chucky wins. Chucky always wins. He's the man.

11.Herbert West wins. There's no way he could be beaten by a guy in a straght jacket; anyway he's got all the power of science with him. And he's smarter.

alright here go's

1. Michael Myers v Jason Vorhees
Simply put: Jason wails on Myers until he stops movin'. Both get good shots in, but with Jason's massive strength and his ability to handle weapons bigger than a butcher knife, Myers is left layin'.
Winner: Jason Voorhees

2. Freddy Kruger v Leatherface
When Good ol' Bubba Sawyer dreams, I'm sure it's not pretty. Freddy might consider stayin' for awhile. It might be a lil hard to put the cringe on 'face ,but I figure Freddy's torture simply causes 'face to put the saw to his own head in order to get Mr. Krueger out.
Winner: Freddy Krueger

3. Pinhead v Candyman
Candyman's lil more than an angry vengeful spirit with murderous tendencies, while Pinhead is the Prince of Hell. You do the math. The Lord of the Cenobytes teaches Candyman that pain is a lot worse than a severed hand and a few bee stings.
Winner: Pinhead

4. Chucky the doll v The Leprechaun
Chucky gets greedy and tries to steal the Leprechaun's gold, The Leprechaun runs him over with his evil go-cart, drags him into "Tha Hood", where he's beaten horribly by a street gang, then with a twitch of his magical nose, transports Chucky's limp foot and half frame into Space. Badda Bing Badda Boom.
Winner: The Leprechaun

5. The Djinn (Wishmaster) v The Creeper
The Djinn is simply too wise and too powerful for the Creeper to defeat. For as long as the Creeper's been alive, the Djinn's surpassed that by eons. With a simple suggestion that he could allow the Creeper to break his "every 23rd spring rule" by simply wishing it so, he makes an offer the Creeper can't refuse. And with that the Creeper's soul belongs to him.
Winner: The Djinn

6. Pumpkinhead v The Alien
The Alien has an advantage in any confrontation, an I'd go with it if Pumpkinhead wasn't a demon. Aww screw it, Pumpkinhead is a bumbling idiot, the Alien would make him meat in 2 seconds.

7. Krug v Khan
Umm Khan I guess....
Winner: Khan

8. The Blob v The Thing
depending on if this takes place in antarctica, The Thing would win simply because the Blob would lie dormant and immobile in the cold. Otherwise The Blob would simply suck in The Thing, whatever it may be, and ingest it like it does everything else. Of course I'm gonna go with this: when The Blob ingests The Thing it mutates into a stronger form, now immune to the cold and pretty much unstoppable.
Winner: The Blob-Thing

9. Werewolf (AWIL) v The Predator
A Predator finds his way to London, but tracks down something a lil' more interesting than a human trophy. With an arsenal big enough to slaughter an elite marine platoon, and half of L.A.'s police Dept. the only time the Predator comes in physical contact with the beast is when he claims, cleans, and mounts his prize.
Winner: The Predator

10. Evil Ash v Brundle Fly
Evil Ash wins cuz I'm bias and Bruce Campbell is Tha Fackin' man. So there.
Winner: Evil Ash

11. Hannibal Lecter v Herbert West
There is something incredibly sinister and supernatural about Hannibal Lecter, as far as I'm concerned Herbert West's brain gets Shake n' Baked in lil under a minute.
Winner: Hannibal Lecter

12. The Tall Man v Otis
uuuuum yeah Otis is mulch after The Tall Man sends his orbs after him
Winner: The Tall Man

13. The Headless Horseman v Mum (Braindead)
Once again another vengeful spirit with murderous intentions, yet this one cuts off heads, and Mum is a Zombie, and how do we kill zombies, hrrm. Yeah, I know I know, that's not how ya kill "Braindead" zombies but I'm sure there's a lawnmower around somewhere.
Winner: The Headless Horseman

14. Norman Bates v Maniac Cop
It really doesn't matter who wins, cuz whoever it is, they're pretty much dead in the next round. So for popularity sake....
Winner: Norman Bates

well there ya go, that's who I'd pick.

1. Michael Myers vs. Jason Vorhees.
Winner: Michael Myers
Reason: Jason has already been killed about 8 times. Sure he keeps coming back, biut he does get killed. Also, Michael is just a human. He's not some raised-from-the-dead supernatural killer or ancient dream-dwelling spirit, but he is still unstoppable. He doesn't need special powers to shake off a few gunshots or a coathanger through the eye, HE'S JUST THAT MEAN.

This brings me to another point. The REALLY mean S.O.B. is Dr. Loomis. Come on, Michael is a major badass and even he's scared of Dr. Loomis.

1. Michael Myers v Jason Vorhees

Jason demolishes Myers. Why? Because Jason is an engine of destruction who cares naught for atmosphere or creepiness. While Myers is busy hiding in shrubbery, Jason dismembers him with whatever items are to hand.

2. Freddy Kruger v Leatherface

Krueger's razor-sharp mind and wit versus a big, dumb, in-bred manchild? Assuming the battle takes place in the dreamworld (otherwise Freddy wouldn't exist to fight against) then the razor-fingered one makes mincemeat of Knucklehead's feeble intellect and kills him quick-smart.

3. Pinhead v Candyman

Ooh, clash of the Barkers. Tough one, as according to their respective rules, neither could attack the other unless they opened a puzzle box or called their name five times. So assuming one or the other of these things happens so the fight can actually start, Candyman rips the fuck out of Pinhead in an instant. Cool as he is, Pinhead just ain't built for brawlin'.

4. Chucky the doll v The Leprechaun

Chucky. Why? It's the fucking Leprechaun, people. Warwick Davis vs Brad Dourif? Like there's any other sane outcome.

5. The Djinn (Wishmaster) v The Creeper

As it's unlikely that the Creeper would make a wish, or leave anyone nearby alive enough to wish ill on him, The Djinn ends up scooped out and stuck in the cellar.

6. Pumpkinhead v The Alien

Per-lease. Just by the "Defeating Lance Henriksen" factor, the Alien wins this round. Plus, Pumpkinhead was beaten in Blood Wings by Andrew Robinson, Ami Dolenz and Soleil Moon fucking Frye. That bulbous-headed bitch doesn't deserve to sniff the Alien's shit. Assuming the Alien can shit.

7. Krug v Khan

I know I'm going to feel stupid for this, but I have no idea who Krug is. Regardless, he ain't Ricardo Montalban, and therefore loses by default.

8. The Blob v The Thing

The Blob takes it, as The Thing requires living hosts to survive, while the Blob can get by on the dissolved remains of Erika Eleniak and Dr Romano. Blob absorbs Thing. Game over.

9. Werewolf (AWIL) v The Predator

The poor old werewolf, left bewildered and confused by surreal Brit-porn cinema and the Piccadilly Circus traffic, falls prey to a laser-guided blast to the chest before it even knows the Predator is there. Jenny Agutter mourns for two minutes, then shags the Predator.

10. Evil Ash v Brundle Fly

BrundleFly has that whole instinctual survival thing going on, plus the acidic vomit trick. Evil Ash is too caught up in re-enacting Three Stooges routines, and meets death by melt-puke.

11. Hannibal Lecter v Herbert West

Herbert West. Simply because there's no way I'd let Jeffrey Combs lose to a fat, camp old Welsh people-eater.

12. The Tall Man v Otis

Again, I must plead ignorance. Unless someone reminds me who the hell Otis is (and I'm praying it's not Ned Beatty) then The Tall Man wins just because he has impressive balls.

13. The Headless Horseman v Mum (Braindead)

The combined head-lopping power of Christopher Walken and Darth Maul versus a New Zealand biddy who drops major body parts in custardy desserts? OK, even after she's transformed into the giant muppet from Hell, she still comes apart all too easily. It'll be messy, but the Horseman walks it.

14. Norman Bates v Maniac Cop

Effeminate, cross-dressing mummy's boy takes on the world-shattering chin of Z'Dar? Pah! Unless Maniac Cop breaks from his murderous patrols for a shower, Motel Boy won't even last a second.

Well, that's all from the sports desk. I'm Dwight Spiedelhacker. Here's Bill with the weather...

The considerable lack of love for Leatherface both saddens and hurts me deeply.....You guys suck....

Michael- It's the unstopable force versus the immovable object! I put Myers over because according to part 6, he is a curse set out to finish his job. No one is going to stop him.

Freddy- I love Leatherface, but when it comes down to it, he's a tard.

Pinhead- Eliot Spencer would have him hooked up in chains before Daniel Robotalle could say "Be my..."

Chucky- An evil spirit that never dies as long as Hasbro is still in business. I'd think Chucky's too wise to fall for any of the wee little one's tricks.

Creeper- In order for the Djinn to be worth a damn, Creeper has to make a wish. Does the Creeper look like a guy who's going to make a wish?

Alien- If Pumpkinhead tries anything, he'll be nothing more than a pudle of pumpkin seeds, thanks to the Alien's acid blood.

?- I have no idea.

Blob- In order for the Thing to work, it has to first digest the object it is impersonateing. It ain't gonna eat the Blob.

Predator- These fuckers travel all over space hunting God-knows-what. To them, a werewolf is nothing more than a trophy, not worthy of their time.

Brundle Fly- Acid breath.

Herbert West- One word; "OVERDOSE!"

Tall Man- Otis has no idea who he's fucking with. Tall Man would even sit this one out and let his spears do his dirty work.

Headless Horseman- He's Chris Walken for cryin' out loud! Seriously though, he'd get it right the first time.

Maniac Cop- No knife Normy has is going to do shit against that walking semi.

- Fixxxer

****edited because I didn't know I had to have reasons*******

Great list Dan and to honor that I've copied and pasted your format!

1. Michael Myers v Jason Vorhees

Jason is too much of a mammas boy!

Winner : Micheal Myers

2. Freddy Kruger v Leatherface

Leatherfaces' nightmares scare the crap out of Freddy and he winds up on a meat hook.

Winner: Leatherface

3. Pinhead v Candyman

Candyass? Wha? Pinhead is the man!

Winner: Pinhead

4. Chucky the doll v The Leprechaun

This ones for you CG! wink

Winner: Chucky

5. The Djinn (Wishmaster) v The Creeper

The Djinn is too much of a badass to take any crap from a wus like The Creeper

Winner: Djinn

6. Pumpkinhead v The Alien

No question.

Winner: Alien

7. Krug v Khan

Khan with superhuman strength any day.

Winner: Khan

8. The Blob v The Thing

I thought the Blob was lame.

Winner: The Thing

9. Werewolf (AWIL) v The Predator

There's a bad moon on the rise.

Winner: Werewolf

10. Evil Ash v Brundle Fly

Tough one here but even Ash's chainsaw is no much for acid vomit!

Winner: Brundle Fly

11. Hannibal Lecter v Herbert West

Herbert West tastes like chicken!

Winner: Hannibal the cannibal

12. The Tall Man v Otis

Run rabbit run!

Winner: Otis

13. The Headless Horseman v Mum (Braindead)

I always thought the headless horseman was a boring story until I saw Sleepy Hollow.

Winner: The Headless Horseman

14. Norman Bates v Maniac Cop

Norman was cool but a bit too much of a dork to handle the manian cop.

Winner: Maniac Cop

1. Michael Myers v Jason Vorhees
Jason speaks his first words: "Myers, you're a f'n pussy!" and makes Myers stew.

2. Freddy Kruger v Leatherface
Freddy simply because he's the man

3. Pinhead v Candyman
Pinhead. Candyman is lame

4. Chucky the doll v The Leprechaun
Chucky, because I've seen all of his movies and only 2 of the Leprechaun.

5. The Djinn (Wishmaster) v The Creeper
Djinn no question about it.

6. Pumpkinhead v The Alien
Pupkinhead, I like him.

7. Krug v Khan
Khan, come on the man survived Kirk.

8. The Blob v The Thing
The Thing

9. Werewolf (AWIL) v The Predator
As much as I'd love to see the Werewolf get it, I'm afraid the Predator will be having Wolf steak for dinner.

10. Evil Ash v Brundle Fly
Brundle Fly, hurl Evil Ash soup

11. Hannibal Lecter v Herbert West
Anyone for a leg of West? Hannibal wins and dinner is served

12. The Tall Man v Otis
Otis, Tall Man sucked

13. The Headless Horseman v Mum (Braindead)
Headless Horseman swish, g'night Mum

14. Norman Bates v Maniac Cop
Well since I've never seen Maniac Cop, Norman Bates wins

Krug is from Last House on the Left. There is a good chance that Montalban would try to impress Krug with his Cadillac and fancy white suit and Krug would promptly make Ricardo "piss himself".

*****

By the way, Leatherface and Norman Bates have no business fighting Freddy and Maniac Cop in the first round. The missed opportunity here is that Leatherface should be matched up against Bates seeing as they both are cross dressers inspired by the handiwork of the one and only Mr. Ed Gein.

Exactly. I must emphasize this, Herbert West is so much superior. He's proved himself against crazies and zombies, while in his movies Lecter only encountered mild humans.

1. Michael Myers v Jason Vorhees

Myers is certainly the winner. They're equally strong, but Myers is much more smart.

2. Freddy Kruger v Leatherface

Easy one: Freddy kicks ass. Leatherface is a bad dude, but he’s like a puppet - Freddy loves to play with them.

3. Pinhead v Candyman

This is a tough one. It would be a very long duel, but I believe Candyman would leave this fight as a winner.

4. Chucky the doll v The Leprechaun

I'm going to be honest: no appreciation for both. But it would be quite easy for Chucky.

5. The Djinn (Wishmaster) v The Creeper

Damn, another tough one. I would vote for The Creeper, Djinn would wait for a wish in the middle of the road and we all know how The Creeper drives.

6. Pumpkinhead v The Alien

This would probably be the longest one... But the Alien would end up smashed by Pumpkinhead.

7. Krug v Khan

Well, Krug is the man. He could make even the worst supernatural psychos piss themselves. He wins.

8. The Blob v The Thing

This one is quite easy for the Thing...

9. Werewolf (AWIL) v The Predator

I love Rick Baker's Werewolf, but in this case the Predator wins with no doubt.

10. Evil Ash v Brundle Fly

Once again, I love Evil Ash, but this is not a match for him. Brundle Fly wins.

11. Hannibal Lecter v Herbert West

Funny one. West kills Lecter and later tries to bring him back to life.

12. The Tall Man v Otis

The Tall Man with no doubt is the winner.

13. The Headless Horseman v Mum (Braindead)

Headless Horseman is the winner... But this could be an interesting one.

14. Norman Bates v Maniac Cop

I really like Bates, but Z'Dar's Maniac Cop kicks his ass.

1. Michael Myers v Jason Vorhees

Myers. He didn't need his mom doing his work for him.

2. Freddy Kruger v Leatherface

Kruger. I love Leatherface, but the lumbering oaf is a three-year old mental retard, and would be fucked against the Englund.

3. Pinhead v Candyman

It depends. If Pinhead is allowed to bring his cenobite mates, then Pinhead. But brawn versus brawn, then Candyman. I'll still say Pinhead though.

4. Chucky the doll v The Leprechaun
Warwick Davis comes out triumphant with a new toy.

5. The Djinn (Wishmaster) v The Creeper
The Djinn? THE DJINN? In fact, in this round, he'd win, I'd imagine. But I don't see him making it past round 2, unless he's paired up with the Leprechaun.

6. Pumpkinhead v The Alien
Stan Winston versus Stan Winston. Interesting. That said, the Alien is the most sophisticated killer in all of moviedom. Demon or not, Pumpkinhead is toast.

7. Krug v Khan
For the sake of Senor Whitehead, Krug is the main nutcase from that nasty little piece of work The Last House on the Left. Either way, Khan would win because of A: if he was allowed to, he could just get the Reliant and photon his ass, or B: He's a genetically enginereed superman, and come on, he's Ricardo Montalban! Dunno what he's doing in a horror draft though...

8. The Blob v The Thing
I love the Blob, especially Chuck Russell's. But the thing would just do his invasion-of-host thing, and become the Blob-Thing. Can't be much of a change from Norris.

9. Werewolf (AWIL) v The Predator
Sad. As much as I love David Kessler, he'd be useless against the mad hunting skills of the Predator. Although I'm not sure London would ever get hot enough for the Pred to go there.

10. Evil Ash v Brundle Fly
Evil Ash sucks. Can't even keep his jaw on. Brundle would throw up all over him, then when he's down to skeleton form, throw him into his teleporter and fuse him with a shrew. Point: Jeff Goldblum.

11. Hannibal Lecter v Herbert West
Herbert would decapitate him, then reanimate his head to have long chats by the fireplace about his infamous career. Dignity 1, Lecter 0.

12. The Tall Man v Otis
Otis was a nasty piece of work, and he'd be dispatched by TTM in an instant.

13. The Headless Horseman v Mum (Braindead)
Christopher Walken would make a long talk about hiding his watch in Mum's ass, hack it open with his axe and pull out her insides, then do the final decapitation.

14. Norman Bates v Maniac Cop
The dresswearer would go down in an instant against Robert Z'Dar. Fo' sure.

Evil Ash should always beat the fly. I mean the only way h died was being blown up. Acid would only melt his flesh till his is all bone.

West would just use his "juice" to bring back Mason.

What for? So Verger could drool on Lector, fuck up again and let Lector get away? If West were ignorant enough to do that, I'd change my vote to Lector.

- Fixxxer