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My sister brought this present all the way from Japan.

post #102 of 173
Wendell's mousepad's boobs are ridiculous.
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At the cinema, waiting for "The Interview" to start and enjoying my Diet Coke in a collectible missile-shaped cup.
post #104 of 173

Gearing up for my Christmas Feast and need to decide which movie to enjoy with my post-meal bottle of wine. So far my short list reads:

 

Godfather

Godfather II

Iron Man

Skyfall

Godzilla Vs. Biolantte.

Rocky

Casino

 

Decisions decisions!

 

Merry Christmas to you all!

post #105 of 173

Hey hey -it's Christmas 2015 ~

Got any funny Santa pics or cartoons? Any cool christmas youtube video shorts?

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There's this Gahan Wilson classic my Dad likes to reference every year:

 

post #107 of 173

I'm already two Christmas movies in, and I have a good chunk of decoration up. I usually wait a week or two yet to do it.

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Merry Whatever every one ~

I'm gonna have a cocktail and bowl and watch A Nightmare Before Christmas.

post #109 of 173

Happy New Year fellow Chuddites !

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~Everybody enjoy themselves and please remain responsible & safe~

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It's Christmas 2016 ~

Got any funny Santa pics or cartoons? Any cool christmas youtube video shorts?

post #111 of 173

I always make sure to watch this at least once during the Christmas season...

 

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Tonight, at the office Christmas meal, one of my co-workers gave me an ornate Christmas bauble. I thanked her for it and then admitted to another co-worker that I don't have a Christmas tree and wasn't intending on putting one up. She looked at me like I was INSANE. 

 

I'm a single dude who lives by himself. Why on Earth would I have a decorated Christmas tree in my home? This is perfectly reasonable.... right?

post #114 of 173

I have a Christmas litter box. It's decorated with poop.

post #115 of 173

Do you have a pet, though? Or is that your poop? 

post #116 of 173

This time of year the dog or cat(s) will eat the tinsel from the tree, and then comes out in said poop. How festive!

post #117 of 173

Still my favorite SNL Christmas bit:

 

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/grimaldi-classic-creations/n10767?snl=1

 

Gotta love howling baby Jesus.

post #118 of 173
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Do you have a pet, though? Or is that your poop? 


A little from column A, and a little from column B.

post #119 of 173
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Originally Posted by MrSaxon View Post

Tonight, at the office Christmas meal, one of my co-workers gave me an ornate Christmas bauble. I thanked her for it and then admitted to another co-worker that I don't have a Christmas tree and wasn't intending on putting one up. She looked at me like I was INSANE. 

I'm a single dude who lives by himself. Why on Earth would I have a decorated Christmas tree in my home? This is perfectly reasonable.... right?

I think so - I'm not putting one up either. I'm from a family where the sum total of decorating consists of a 20cm high plastic tree coming out of a shoebox to sit on the sideboard, though.
post #120 of 173

I'm a single dude, and I live alone. Not a single bit of Christmas decoration in my place. I never do.

 

My sister goes all out on her place every year, even though we celebrate Christmas morning at my dad's.

post #121 of 173

The wife and I haven't put up a Christmas tree in 15 years.  No regrets here.

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Thanks guys. I no longer feel like some weird freak! 

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We have a neighbor boy who sells holiday wreaths for his boy scouts troop.  Those wreaths, along with some holiday potpourri, pretty much comprise the entirety of our decorations for the holidays.

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You guys are a bunch of grinches.
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I bought some Christmas Crunch cereal on Amazon for $20. No regrets here.
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Can I regret it for you, Brad? 

post #127 of 173
Fucking shipping and handling, man.
post #128 of 173
I have a wreath on the door and that's pretty much it.
post #129 of 173
It never feels like Christmas in L.A. No snow, most folks don't put up lights, Santa Claus evidently isn't real -- it's just a time of the year where it's a little colder and there's way less traffic for maybe a week or so.
post #130 of 173
Honestly, I get enough holiday scenery just walking through the park at work. I don't need it all over my apartment.
post #131 of 173
I go a bit nuts with Christmas decorations. Here's this year's tree:

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post #132 of 173
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I go a bit nuts with Christmas decorations. Here's this year's tree:

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Outstanding!

We've been in the house 3 years now and each year I'm trying to add some decoration - this year I added landscape lighting (year-round) but think it adds to the Christmassy feel even just with a simple wreath and window candles:


Tree and mantle this year:

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Tree plus spawn:

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Where's Spawn? I just see young 'uns.
post #135 of 173
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It never feels like Christmas in L.A. No snow, most folks don't put up lights, Santa Claus evidently isn't real -- it's just a time of the year where it's a little colder and there's way less traffic for maybe a week or so.

 

It's a West coast/Southwest thing for sure.

 

But here, Christmas time means all the snowbirds are back from Wisconsin and Michigan and Alberta, so the roads are always congested and everyone is driving like a fucking idiot. Going to and from work today (a total of about 12 miles round trip) I saw people run red lights four times. And I saw one guy run a red light to make an illegal right hand turn, and then come to a complete fucking stop at the next green light. I was astounded.

 

Anyway, when you're a kid it's easy to overlook the lack of cold weather and stuff to make everything a little more magical, because there's that looming excitement of presents and shit. But as an adult, I'm like "Just hurry the fuck up and get here so I can have a nice meal with my family, watch football with my dad all day, pretend we like the gifts we got each other, and all the people driving 35 miles and hour on the freeway can go the fuck back up North."

post #136 of 173
See? You should all move to NYC. It's cold as hell today and while stupidity abounds, you can't make a wrong turn or stop at a green light on the subway.
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See? You should all move to NYC. It's cold as hell today and while stupidity abounds, you can't make a wrong turn or stop at a green light on the subway.

 

Yeah ... that doesn't sound so great.  Status=NOT JELLY.

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This is the Christmas postcard we sent out this year.  I wanted a more elaborate story about our dog being half mogwai, but it was getting too wordy.


We've sent cards like this out for the past 7 years, to over a hundred people. We've gotten 4 cards so far this year. :| 

post #140 of 173

I'm only on for another hour before I'm off work, and then I'm off until the 27th.  I probably won't be on until then so I just want to tell everyone now to have a Merry Christmas and you guys are all amazing peeps.

post #141 of 173

Merry Christmas to you too, Dalyn.

 

And, HypnoToad, that's an awesome postcard. Are you the artist, or is it your missus that has the talent?

post #142 of 173

I hope every single CHEWER has a Merry Happy Holiday Christmas Hanukkah Kwanzaa Whatever-it-is-you-celebrate!

post #143 of 173

I celebrate Capitalist Christmas, the non-religious bifurcated exchange of material goods.

 

A cherished memory I'll never forget: My dad telling me at age 6 that "Santa Claus was invented by K-Mart."

 

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Already 2017 in some corners of the CHUDiverse~

 

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Hey hey -it's Christmas 2017 ~

Got any funny Santa pics or cartoons? Any cool Christmas YouTube video shorts?

post #147 of 173

HUMBUG

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post #149 of 173

Not really feeling it this year. Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday and I couldn't get myself amped for that until the morning of.

 

My sister and I are in our 30s now, and my dad in his 50s. It really should just be a nice day to get together for a meal, exchange a gift or two and watch some football. But my sister lives for Christmas, and keeps dragging us into a big gift-giving affair each year.

 

When you're a kid, Christmas is fucking awesome because it's all about you and the magic of getting all that rad shit you waited all year for. When you're an adult, you get what you want when you want it (with some saving or planning ahead, if it's a bigger purchase). Giving and receiving gifts as an adult is fucking awkward because you basically tell the other adults what you'd like, then act surprised when you get it a couple weeks later.

 

I just hate pageantry.

post #150 of 173

I hate the presents thing...

 

I never know what to get the other person. And I'm always worried I'll screw it up so it turns into an anxiety filled trip to overcrowded shopping malls. Screw it, this year everyone's getting a half-gram of coke and some over the pants action from the local streetwalker.

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