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Funniest Kill Ever

post #1 of 35
12/5/02 at 6:35pm
Thread Starter 
If anyone gets the chance...pick up Jack-O. Well don't buy that turd, but give it a rent. The part where the lady goes to stab the killer, and instead trips and lodges the knife in her (plugged in) toaster- had me and my friends ROLLING with laughter for like 10 minutes. Of course then we rewound it...again and again.

Classic stuff. Anyone have any other reccomendations?
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post #2 of 35
12/5/02 at 7:32pm
If you liked Jack-O (or at least that part of it), you should pick up "Jack Frost"--not the Michael Keaton CG abomination, but the indie horror film of the same title that is about a killer snowman. Loads of fun kills there--icicle daggers, the obligatory shower scene turning into a frozen bathtub, the works.

I think there's even a sequel. eek!
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post #3 of 35
12/5/02 at 7:34pm
ohh there's a Jack Frost 2 alright. Its amazing! You must go rent it now.
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post #4 of 35
12/5/02 at 7:41pm
Thread Starter 
Yup i've seen the first. Funny movie...I'm suprised more people don't recognize Shannon Elizabeth as the girl that gets raped by a snowman with a strategically placed carrot.

Hadn't heard if the sequel was any good, gonna try and track that one down.
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post #5 of 35
12/5/02 at 7:50pm
My only recommendation in concern to Jack-O is never to see it.
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post #6 of 35
12/5/02 at 11:09pm
Three words:

Deadly Friend. Granny. Basketball.
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post #7 of 35
12/5/02 at 11:14pm
Thread Starter 
That's 4 words.

I've seen both Deadly Friend and Nail Gun Massacre at my local video shop...i'll give'm a rent this weekend...thanks guys.
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post #8 of 35
12/5/02 at 11:17pm
Any one of the kills in "Pieces". Just when you think it can't get worse, it does the imposible and DOES get worse.

You talk about classic, it doesn't get better than this.

- Fixxxer
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post #9 of 35
12/5/02 at 11:34pm
Quote:
Nail Gun:
Jack Frost 2 is a new high in bad cinema.

Best kill, definitely in nail gun massacre, the birthplace of my sig line (this after the killer nail guns a victim to the highway). mui bueeeeno.
Jack Frost 2 is hilarious. It makes the first one look like Citizen Kane. Of course the creator is trying to make a horribly cheesy film and he did succeed.

NailGun Massacre is a whole different breed of cheesy horror flick. That film is soooo poorly done that it is hilarious. Favorite scene: A guy is killed, falls on to some garbage cans and the cans start to fall over so he (even though he is dead) reaches out with his arm and stops the cans from tipping over.
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post #10 of 35
12/5/02 at 11:42pm
Ronny Cox's atmospherically challenged exit in Total Recall is always good for a laugh.

Matt Craven getting friendly with a kebab skewer in Happy Birthday to Me.

Hard Target's Lance Henriksen fiddling around with the grenade at the end. "Ooop!"
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post #11 of 35
12/5/02 at 11:46pm
Gene Simmons's little taste treat from Rutger Hauer at the end of Wanted Dead or Alive.
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post #12 of 35
12/5/02 at 11:57pm
"Fuck the bonus."
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post #13 of 35
12/6/02 at 12:01am
The Norwegian vs. The Grenade at the beginning of The Thing.

What an idiot.
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post #14 of 35
12/6/02 at 12:22am
The scene in SLEEPWALKERS where the cop gets the corn on the cob stabbed in his back kills me every time!
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post #15 of 35
12/6/02 at 12:31am
Quote:
Connigit:
That's 4 words.
Huh. Well would ya look at that...
*scratches head*
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post #16 of 35
12/6/02 at 3:22am
Quote:
Frost:
Three words:

Deadly Friend. Granny. Basketball.
That is definitely a classic. Check out Nick Nunziata's caption in <a href="http://www.chud.com/chudvd/reviews/frailty.php3" target="_blank">Mike Long's "Frailty" review</a>:

<img src="http://www.chud.com/chudvd/reviews/images3/aFrailty8.JPG" alt="" />
"You sure you want to play Deadly Friend with us, Mr. Lardass Hogan?"
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post #17 of 35
12/6/02 at 3:30am
Out of Sight:
White Boy Bob trips while running up the stairs then accidentally shoots himself on the neck.

Riki-Oh:
The whole film is a laugh-fest.

Jason X
Jason cuts a guy's arm off while still cryogenically frozen! (okay, so he didn't die)
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post #18 of 35
12/6/02 at 9:08am
I know I just mentioned this in another thread, but in a movie called 'Scalps', a guy gets whacked in the head with a bone. For some reason, a friend and I found it absolutely hilarious.

Also, in 'The Granny', when foreplay goes horribly, horribly wrong...
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post #19 of 35
12/6/02 at 10:31am
In "Jason X," the bashing of the two holodeck girls in their sleeping bags had me laughing like hell.

In "Friday the 13th Part VIII," where the boxer is fighting Jason and looks like he's winning, but then says something like, "take your best shot" and Jason punches the guy's head clean off and over the side of a building, that became pretty much my favorite kill in the franchise.

And there's something just great about Jason's first kill ever wearing the hockey mask in "Friday the 13th Part 3-D" where he fires a harpoon - IN 3-D!!! - directly at the audience and it goes in the chick's eye.

And the "Jack Frost" movies rule. I really want a "Jack Frost 3," but now that Cooney's all legit and shit...
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post #20 of 35
12/6/02 at 10:42am
"Blood Diner", where the car bounces on the guy's head.

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post #21 of 35
12/6/02 at 10:57am
Quote:
Smilin' Jack Ruby:
In "Friday the 13th Part VIII," where the boxer is fighting Jason and looks like he's winning, but then says something like, "take your best shot" and Jason punches the guy's head clean off and over the side of a building, that became pretty much my favorite kill in the franchise.
That's it. That's my vote, always will be. Thinking about still makes me laugh like hell.
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post #22 of 35
12/6/02 at 11:09am
Part VIII rules. I just dig that bit where he walks past the gangbangers, and kicks their ghettoblaster. They get ready to kill him, he lifts his mask up and shows his face, and they all back off. Classic.
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post #23 of 35
12/6/02 at 12:43pm
The girl that gets hit by the Bus in "Final destination" I laughed until I cried that was so freaking unexpected and funny, It still brings a smile to my face.

Cheers!
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post #24 of 35
12/6/02 at 1:29pm
Not a human kill, but in the ultra-cheese fest "Mosquito," the first appearance of the giant skeeters comes about 5 minutes in and shows one of them buzzing about like a bomber for about 3 seconds before it gets splatted across the windshield of a truck. Might not sound like it, but it's funny as hell.
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post #25 of 35
12/6/02 at 3:42pm
Quote:
Agent FIXXXER:
Any one of the kills in "Pieces". Just when you think it can't get worse, it does the imposible and DOES get worse.

You talk about classic, it doesn't get better than this.

- Fixxxer
I've yet to see this.. I love the tagline: You don"t have to go to Texas for a massacre
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post #26 of 35
12/6/02 at 4:01pm
It's been a long time since I've sen it, but in one of the Friday the 13th films, Jason bends a guy in half... backwards!

Gotta love it!!
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post #27 of 35
12/7/02 at 2:08am
Thread Starter 
Couple more i've thought of:

Fat Naked Dude gets crushed by a car in Terror Firmer after running all over manhattan.

Swan gets his head shot off in Cannibal the Musical.

and ED 209 made me laugh in Robocop ("you now have 15 seconds to comply") but maybe that one was just me....
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post #28 of 35
12/7/02 at 2:44am
Quote:
Connigit:
Couple more i've thought of:
Fat Naked Dude gets crushed by a car in Terror Firmer after running all over manhattan.
When I saw that scene, I laughed so hard I almost threw up.
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post #29 of 35
12/7/02 at 2:50am
Quote:
Connigit:
Fat Naked Dude gets crushed by a car in Terror Firmer after running all over manhattan.
A Troma classic moment.
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post #30 of 35
12/7/02 at 5:24pm
When the chick snorted the Drain-O in Sleepaway Camp 3.

And the funniest death ever:
In Titanic when the guy falls off the boat and hits the big propeller. Classic.
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post #31 of 35
12/7/02 at 8:47pm
I thought of two more really funny accidental kills that made me laugh my fucking ass off:

"Oh shit, I just shot Marvin in the face!"

And the cat in Boondock Saints. We had to rewind this one at least five times before going on, it was so funny.
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post #32 of 35
12/8/02 at 3:59am
Quote:
Connigit:
Fat Naked Dude gets crushed by a car in Terror Firmer after running all over manhattan.
What about when the guy gets eaten by the escalator? Hilarious!
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post #33 of 35
12/8/02 at 4:29am
Final Destination's kills were the funniest. I'd go with the girl getting hit by the bus though as being the best.

Prophecy - Kid jumps around in sleeping bag before mutant bear slams him into a rock, whereas it explodes in a fury of white feathers. Absolutely hysterical.

Night of the Lepus - Just about everything. I mean, honestly, what's not funny about a bunch of giant bunnies that kill and eat humans?

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post #34 of 35
12/8/02 at 4:50am
If I'm ever offered the choice of free Friday the 13th DVDs, I'll pick part 8, for sure. The boxer scene is my favorite scene out of any horror movie.

But for funniest, I'll pick Blood Diner. They dump her into the fryer head-first. She comes up, has a giant hushpuppie for a head and, dazed, runs off. They then knock her head clean off with a tennis racket.
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post #35 of 35
12/8/02 at 4:00pm
Quote:
The Terror Formerly Known As Mike:
Final Destination's kills were the funniest. I'd go with the girl getting hit by the bus though as being the best.
It was funnier in Bride of Chucky.
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