Ok, Saxon just got some pinball.
I probably won't be able to attempt it until tomorrow, but you can bet that I'll be pinballing so much fuck out of you losers that your salty tears will become an ocean populated by marine life who are equally lame at pinball.
(I'm not used to this whole trash talking thing. Hopefully my inexperience isn't obvious.)
Jeebus! Free games! Marvel? Star Wars? Generic? Come get some!
The things I do to keep this place interesting after 14 years.
It's not like I get paid for this. I do this for you fucksticks. 'Cause I love ya, ya big galoots.
I'm no. 1 in TWO tables you losers! Are you rank amateurs even trying? Tell me you're not really trying because I'll feel bad for you otherwise. Is pinball too complicated for your cloudy Neanderthal brains? Or do your fingers slip from all the saliva drooling from your permanently agape toothless pieholes?
The latter half of your final sentence completely sold that to me. Friend request on ze way.
Just trying to motivate the damn banjo playing cousin fuckers in this thread.
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Ain't no goddamn banjoing around these parts. In fact... it sounds something like this:
The truth is...I am Iron Man.
Oops! I slipped and did a high score on Wolverine. Sorry for that, no. 2.
I have my beady eye on one of your high scores, Singer. I'm not telling you which one though otherwise you might try to increase it before I can begin my pinball assault. Just know that I am in the shadows, waiting for my time to strike. I'm, like, Darkman. But my face isn't all fucked up. And I'm less prone to acts of sudden rage. And I'm not a scientific genius.
Okay, I'm nothing like Darkman.
I have. I just tend to ignore him because he's a mutant human/collision physics calculator hybrid. That 104 million score on Spider-Man is inexplicable.
Now that I have added him, I feel I must, if only for my own morale, remove him. From the world. It is only for the best.
I'm fucking awful today. Every other second, the ball just goes right down the fucking middle. I had the stupid radar dish opened in ROTJ no less than 3 different times, and the ball went down the shoot within seconds after it opened. I'm quitting for the night.
And I can't tell if I like Infinity Gauntlet or not. I can't tell half the time how I got the gem I've activated, all I know is when the screen flips, it's fun. But otherwise, I don't seem to do much else than shoot the ball in one of the spinning target holes and that's about it.
MrTyres, I enjoyed my time at the bottom of the Blade table so much that I decided to give you the chance to experience it as well. In some ways I think this act of generosity eclipses even Jacob buying tables for us. I hope you agree.
Now you see why the American colonies had to revolt. King George III said roughly the same thing in the same backhanded manner.
America, I enjoyed my time defending you from the French and Indians so much that I decided to give you the chance to pay for it as well, through higher taxes and less regional authority. In some ways I think this act of generosity eclipses even the Dutch buying New Amsterdam for us. I hope you agree.
No worries. I am working on a document with some friends, a declaration of intent, to remedy my current situation.