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post #51 of 216
Thread Starter 

Ok, Saxon just got some pinball.

 

ONE MORE.

post #52 of 216
Thread Starter 

Gonna take a break for a while, but I still have one more set to give away. I'll be back on after my shows.

post #53 of 216

And who is your Star Wars: Star Fighter Assault Champion?  Suck on my my shiny metal ball.

post #54 of 216
Thread Starter 

NOICE!

post #55 of 216

Thanks Jacob! 

 

I probably won't be able to attempt it until tomorrow, but you can bet that I'll be pinballing so much fuck out of you losers that your salty tears will become an ocean populated by marine life who are equally lame at pinball.

 

(I'm not used to this whole trash talking thing. Hopefully my inexperience isn't obvious.)

post #56 of 216

I'm so mediocre in this game it's actually kind of dispiriting. I'm gonna kill myself and it's going to be Jacob's fault.

post #57 of 216
Oh Saxon...it will be our pleasure to slide our quarters down your exposed slot, as we bend over you and slap your paddles in a display of pinball dominance.

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post #58 of 216
Thread Starter 

Still gonna give away one more set.

post #59 of 216
Thread Starter 

So, nobody wants any free pinball? After all the things I do for this gaming community, and nobody appreciates me! <sobs into handkerchief, looks around furtively>

post #60 of 216
American's don't like free stuff, it's just unamerican. If people can't get free healthcare they shouldn't be able to get free pinball.

I should friend Stelios so he can chuckle at my piddly scores (I totally rocked V12 with 600k yesterday).
post #61 of 216

So friend me then.

post #62 of 216
Thread Starter 

Jeebus! Free games! Marvel? Star Wars? Generic? Come get some!

 

The things I do to keep this place interesting after 14 years.

 

It's not like I get paid for this. I do this for you fucksticks. 'Cause I love ya, ya big galoots.

post #63 of 216
Thread Starter 

One hour. Eastern time.

 

PINBALL.

post #64 of 216
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrTyres View Post
 

And who is your Star Wars: Star Fighter Assault Champion?  Suck on my my shiny metal ball.

Comin' back to reclaim my throne soon.

post #65 of 216
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I'm scared to log in now, I've probably been boned.

post #66 of 216

I'm no. 1 in TWO tables you losers! Are you rank amateurs even trying? Tell me you're not really trying because I'll feel bad for you otherwise. Is pinball too complicated for your cloudy Neanderthal brains? Or do your fingers slip from all the saliva drooling from your permanently agape toothless pieholes? 

post #67 of 216
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Stelios is getting good at this.

 

And I know it's wrong, but whenever I see Stelios post I think of this:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmE5yejBsfc

post #68 of 216

Just trying to motivate the damn banjo playing cousin fuckers in this thread.

 

Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
Well, that and I just ate a couple of sour apples and I'm feeling feisty.
post #69 of 216
Thread Starter 

I'll have you know my cousin plays a mean banjo. And she swallows.

 

Wait, what?

 

I need to regroup.

post #70 of 216

Hey Worky! I just bought you a... Ticket to Loserville on the Wolverine table!

 

I need to friend Stelios JUST SO I CAN DESTROY HIM AT PINBALL

post #71 of 216
Thread Starter 

Just a quick reminder to friend Scoop65 as well, Chewers. He's my roomie and a great guy, and he sucks at pinball, so you can lord it over him.

post #72 of 216
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Originally Posted by Jacob Singer View Post
 

Just a quick reminder to friend Scoop65 as well, Chewers. He's my roomie and a great guy, and he sucks at pinball, so you can lord it over him.

 

The latter half of your final sentence completely sold that to me. Friend request on ze way.

post #73 of 216

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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
 

Just trying to motivate the damn banjo playing cousin fuckers in this thread.

 

Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
Well, that and I just ate a couple of sour apples and I'm feeling feisty.


Ain't no goddamn banjoing around these parts. In fact... it sounds something like this:

 

 

The truth is...I am Iron Man.

post #74 of 216

Meh. Easily fixed. You're only no. 1 because I was busy getting the high score on Wolverine.

post #75 of 216

I think someone needs to retire MrTyres.

 

Man, I'm getting good at this trash talking m'larky.

post #76 of 216

Stelios, Bub, the Wolverine doesn't truck with any Greeks.

 

post #77 of 216

BTW, because of the snow in the South East, school is cancelled for me tomorrow. So, I have got all night.

post #78 of 216
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Originally Posted by MrTyres View Post
 

BTW, because of the snow in the South East, school is cancelled for me tomorrow. So, I have got all night.

 Oops! I slipped and did a high score on Wolverine. Sorry for that, no. 2.

post #79 of 216
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So I've had my coffee and pancakes, I'm snowed in, and I'm ready to set some high scores.

post #80 of 216
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AAAAAAaaaaaaand I suck today.

 

Still have seven high scores, for now.

post #81 of 216

I have my beady eye on one of your high scores, Singer. I'm not telling you which one though otherwise you might try to increase it before I can begin my pinball assault. Just know that I am in the shadows, waiting for my time to strike. I'm, like, Darkman. But my face isn't all fucked up. And I'm less prone to acts of sudden rage. And I'm not a scientific genius.

 

Okay, I'm nothing like Darkman.

post #82 of 216
Thread Starter 

You polish off all that candy yet?

post #83 of 216

Tiny bit left. I'm trying to save it until you send me more.

 

Hint. Hint. HINT.

 

Only kidding. Destroying your pinballing scores will be all the satisfaction I need!

post #84 of 216

MrTyres, I don't see my name above yours in those screenshots. Shoot me a friend request sometime.

post #85 of 216

I thought I had... off to check.

 

ETA: And it turns out, I had not.  Schiesse! THere goes my bragging rights. Stelios, make sure you add ZombieFever.

post #86 of 216
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrTyres View Post
 

I thought I had... off to check.

 

ETA: And it turns out, I had not.  Schiesse! THere goes my bragging rights. Stelios, make sure you add ZombieFever.

 

 

I have. I just tend to ignore him because he's a mutant human/collision physics calculator hybrid. That 104 million score on Spider-Man is inexplicable.

post #87 of 216
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
 

 

I have. I just tend to ignore him because he's a mutant human/collision physics calculator hybrid. That 104 million score on Spider-Man is inexplicable.

 

 

Now that I have added him, I feel I must, if only for my own morale, remove him.  From the world. It is only for the best.

post #88 of 216
What's my secret? Caffeine and mini chocolate donuts. Most of my really high scores were made on early weekend mornings.

Spider-Man is a excellent table though. Not too cramped and no guess work as to how the ball is going to come back to you. The missions are easy to start and force you to work on your precision while being a bit generous with spots you need to aim for.

Mars is probably the best table to get the hang of things. Boring table, but very clean and straighforward.
post #89 of 216
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Originally Posted by Jacob Singer View Post
 

AAAAAAaaaaaaand I suck today.

 

Still have seven high scores, for now.

I'm fucking awful today. Every other second, the ball just goes right down the fucking middle. I had the stupid radar dish opened in ROTJ no less than 3 different times, and the ball went down the shoot within seconds after it opened. I'm quitting for the night.

 

And I can't tell if I like Infinity Gauntlet or not. I can't tell half the time how I got the gem I've activated, all I know is when the screen flips, it's fun. But otherwise, I don't seem to do much else than shoot the ball in one of the spinning target holes and that's about it.

post #90 of 216

Wolverine is now my bitch. 

post #91 of 216
Thread Starter 

Bastarde!

post #92 of 216
Finally got to some Wifi. The Dr Strange table was much appreciated Singer. Although you might be regretting that decision when you see my score. First game on the table and somehow I triggered a mission that rewarded 25 mil. *shrug*
post #93 of 216
Thread Starter 

That's what I get for gifting tables. I gotta figure out a way to give away gimped tables that only I can get high scores on.

post #94 of 216

MrTyres, I enjoyed my time at the bottom of the Blade table so much that I decided to give you the chance to experience it as well. In some ways I think this act of generosity eclipses even Jacob buying tables for us. I hope you agree.

post #95 of 216
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Originally Posted by MrSaxon View Post
 

MrTyres, I enjoyed my time at the bottom of the Blade table so much that I decided to give you the chance to experience it as well. In some ways I think this act of generosity eclipses even Jacob buying tables for us. I hope you agree.

 

Now you see why the American colonies had to revolt. King George III said roughly the same thing in the same backhanded manner.

 

Quote:
Originally Posted by His Majesty the King, George III View Post
 

America, I enjoyed my time defending you from the French and Indians so much that I decided to give you the chance to pay for it as well, through higher taxes and less regional authority. In some ways I think this act of generosity eclipses even the Dutch buying New Amsterdam for us. I hope you agree.

 

No worries.  I am working on a document with some friends, a declaration of intent, to remedy my current situation.

post #96 of 216

Today, I press lips firmly upon the ass and suck with all my might. I hope for better luck tomorrow.

post #97 of 216
Thread Starter 

I tried a couple of tables last night and failed so badly I could feel my controller saying "No, <chuckle> no more... just stop. You're embarrassing the both of us.".

post #98 of 216
Cheer up guys. You still have some high scores that have yet to be beaten. Except for Empire Strikes Back and Moon Knight...I might have claimed those this morning.
Edited by ZombieFever - 2/5/14 at 11:45am
post #99 of 216

GAZE UPON MY BLADE HIGHSCORE AND DESPAIR!

post #100 of 216

*Puts hands over eyes*

 

I'm not going to look! You can't make me!

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