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post #1101 of 1223
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Originally Posted by MichaelM View Post
 

 

Who's who? ANSWER CAREFULLY!

 

Well, Bartledict Scrumberpatch has some very strange views on which movies are good, and so it's a no-brainer really!

post #1102 of 1223

That was the correct answer but more because I wanted to be Tony Stark.

post #1103 of 1223

I weighed the pros and khans, and Sax made the right choice.

post #1104 of 1223


Campfire selfie
post #1105 of 1223
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Originally Posted by MichaelM View Post

To steal a line from Real Genius, I run when chased.

Swimming is the best overall exercise. Zero impact on your joints. Burns a shitload of calories. Works essentially every muscle group in your body.

30 minutes of swimming 3 times a week will do fucking wonders for you. If your diet is healthy and balanced, even better.

You should try running in fresh snow. It's the perfect texture for running, very low impact...plus it's dry so your feet won't get wet.
post #1106 of 1223

Me, pulling a 255lb deadlift.

 

post #1107 of 1223
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Originally Posted by smugbug View Post
 

Me, pulling a 255lb deadlift.

 

 

Very impressive!  Nice. 

post #1108 of 1223

If you start lifting cars Smug I will be somewhat unsurprised. You're a mah-sheen!

post #1109 of 1223

With so many peeps posting their mugs, I feel left out. So here, this is what get when you avoid the gym like a Trump rally.

 

This is me smoking one of my pipes, I do it about 3 times a year it makes me feel manly. The bowl on this pipe is huge, but it's texture reminds me of caressing bulls balls. Ahhhh, better days.

 

My life goals.

 

This used to be on the back door in my house. Just a warning to peeps who broke into my garage that I could stab you in dangerous places with a 2B pencil, a lot. (Disclamer, I used a gun for this, who has time for pencil stabbing).

 

This was this year in Mesa, AZ. I'm sure I was trying to consume something.

post #1110 of 1223
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Parker View Post

With so many peeps posting their mugs, I feel left out. So here, this is what get when you avoid the gym like a Trump rally.



This is me smoking one of my pipes, I do it about 3 times a year it makes me feel manly. The bowl on this pipe is huge, but it's texture reminds me of caressing bulls balls. Ahhhh, better days.



My life goals.



This used to be on the back door in my house. Just a warning to peeps who broke into my garage that I could stab you in dangerous places with a 2B pencil, a lot. (Disclamer, I used a gun for this, who has time for pencil stabbing).



This was this year in Mesa, AZ. I'm sure I was trying to consume something.

Your first pic makes you look like Heisenberg channeling Christophe Waltz's Hans Landa.
post #1111 of 1223

Oooh, I want that pipe. For uh...tobacco. Yes. Tobacco.

 

Epic pics, sir. 

post #1112 of 1223
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Originally Posted by Codename View Post
 

Oooh, I want that pipe. For uh...tobacco. Yes. Tobacco.

 

Epic pics, sir. 

If you lived in a state where non tobacco is legal-ish. I'm not sure you can afford to do it very often, it'd be about half an ounce.

post #1113 of 1223
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Originally Posted by smugbug View Post
 

Me, pulling a 255lb deadlift.

 

 

It's been a long time since I was in the gym but shouldn't you be wearing a belt?

post #1114 of 1223
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Originally Posted by TzuDohNihm View Post
 

 

It's been a long time since I was in the gym but shouldn't you be wearing a belt?


I don't wear a belt nor straps if the weight is not a PR attempt. When I attempted a 265 and 275 pull, yes I put a belt on.  I've always done this and have never suffered an injury.  

post #1115 of 1223

 

While on set for the 72 hour Film Competition. 

post #1116 of 1223
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Originally Posted by Carnotaur3 View Post
 

 

 

While on set for the 72 hour Film Competition. 

 

What was it like meeting Gillian Anderson?

post #1117 of 1223

I imagine it wasn't unlike this:

 

post #1118 of 1223
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Originally Posted by Overlord View Post
 

 

What was it like meeting Gillian Anderson?

 

If only that were actually true. GAWWWW


Edited by Carnotaur3 - 11/7/16 at 2:13pm
post #1119 of 1223
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Originally Posted by Carnotaur3 View Post
 

 

If only that were actually true. GAWWWW

 

She's actually pretty nice in person. :D

post #1120 of 1223
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Originally Posted by Headless Fett View Post

She's actually pretty nice in person. biggrin.gif

Even when you walk in on her when she's in the middle of a scene apparently.
post #1121 of 1223
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Originally Posted by Headless Fett View Post
 

 

She's actually pretty nice in person. :D

 

Rub it in my face, Fett. All day long. 

post #1122 of 1223
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Originally Posted by Bucho View Post


Even when you walk in on her when she's in the middle of a scene apparently.

 

 

I'm a nice harmless fellow. All the famous redheaded TV actresses adore me.

post #1123 of 1223


Your photo of your pipe reminded me of

this gag from 'Top Secret' ...

post #1124 of 1223
Not my face, but first time I get to wear this so wanted to commemorate the occasion (especially since gods know whether I'll get another chance under the new regime):



Leaving for the airport in an hour to go put someone IN SPACE. We can do amazing things when we decide to.
post #1125 of 1223

I hate you. The only way I could be more jealous would be for you be an actual astronaut.

post #1126 of 1223
Thread Starter 

My birthday greeting from Mission Control last year is still one of my favorite things, ever.

post #1127 of 1223
Hello from Baikonur Cosmodrome, Kazakhstan guys. Not sure whether to post here or in the Space/NASA thread, but here's some Soyuz rollout shots I took this morning:






post #1128 of 1223
Caught sight of self in wing mirror while being driven round Christchurch, and realised it had all gone a bit Sabotage.

post #1129 of 1223
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Originally Posted by Andy Bain View Post

Caught sight of self in wing mirror while being driven round Christchurch, and realised it had all gone a bit Sabotage.

post #1130 of 1223

Andy, you're ready for a co-starring role in a 70s police drama!

post #1131 of 1223
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Originally Posted by Andy Bain View Post

Caught sight of self in wing mirror while being driven round Christchurch, and realised it had all gone a bit Sabotage.


Oh mah gawd it's a mirage
post #1132 of 1223
Narcos: Season 3
post #1133 of 1223
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Originally Posted by Analog Olmos View Post

Hello from Baikonur Cosmodrome, Kazakhstan guys. Not sure whether to post here or in the Space/NASA thread, but here's some Soyuz rollout shots I took this morning:

Awesome! I tell everyone I know that I converse with an astronaut from time to time online.*

 

*I know. Don't ruin this for me.

post #1134 of 1223

How I spent my day.  I'm kinda tired for some reason.

 

 

Oh, and I'm 6'5" for scale.

post #1135 of 1223

 

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Originally Posted by Andy Bain View Post

Caught sight of self in wing mirror while being driven round Christchurch, and realised it had all gone a bit Sabotage.

 

http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkmkgb5dIz1qigr10o1_400.gif


Edited by Anakin's Dad - 11/28/16 at 9:58am
post #1136 of 1223
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Originally Posted by ScottieFerguson View Post
 

How I spent my day.  I'm kinda tired for some reason.

 

 

Oh, and I'm 6'5" for scale.

 

Give me you against redwood oak tree for scale, please!

post #1137 of 1223

 

Direct from Endor.

post #1138 of 1223
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Originally Posted by ScottieFerguson View Post
 

 

Direct from Endor.

 

You're huge. 

 

And that was a weird syncronicity. 

post #1139 of 1223

Eh, just be glad I didn't post the one where I'm pretending to be Han taking cover, but it just wound up looking like I was humping the tree.

post #1140 of 1223
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Originally Posted by ScottieFerguson View Post
 

Eh, just be glad I didn't post the one where I'm pretending to be Han taking cover, but it just wound up looking like I was humping the tree.

 

I betchu travel around like Ang Lee's Hulk, don't you?

post #1141 of 1223
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Originally Posted by Anakin's Dad View Post
 

 

http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkmkgb5dIz1qigr10o1_400.gif

post #1142 of 1223
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Originally Posted by Curiosity Cosby View Post

How about this as a compromise?

Pics or it didn't happen.

You jocks wanna compare workout regimens? Do it with pictures.
I've decided to take this challenge. My New Years resolution is to get built again. Not set foot in a gym since 2014. Tomorrow I'm going back....gonna get a jump on the New Year. I'm 35 and don't feel like I got time to waste. I ain't getting any younger. Here's my starting point. Let's see what a few weeks/months can do..

I dare not get closer cuz I just realized I'm getting a bit self conscious about the shape I'm in as of late..
post #1143 of 1223
I believe in you Fraid.

post #1144 of 1223
Fraid's starting point is my end goal.
post #1145 of 1223
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Originally Posted by Stale Elvis View Post

Fraid's starting point is my end goal.

Yep. 

 

Fraid, you better stay away from that mirror mate, you're hideous. I can barely see those abs, that you still have, even though you haven't been to the gym in 2 years. (Sorry, I couldn't find the sarcasm font).

post #1146 of 1223
Y'all are too kind lol really. It's true what they say that we're all harder on ourselves than other people would be. I look at myself and just see all the faults..
post #1147 of 1223

This is my end goal:

 

post #1148 of 1223

The cigarette in hand really ties the photo together.

post #1149 of 1223
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Originally Posted by Kyle Reese View Post
 

This is my end goal:

 

 

I recommend starting with the hair, then working your way down.

post #1150 of 1223
How the fuck does that body exist? Is it fat? Is it toned? Is it CGI? What the fuck?
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