1) Thou Shalt not get laid!
-This is cardinal, for once you do this, you are marked for death. If you remain a Virgin, then anything else you do is fine. Of course a virgin doesn't do all of the following...
2) Thou Shalt not take a Shower or Bath!
-Being stinky is a small price to pay to survive a slasher flick. Once those clothes come up and you start to lather, you are at your most vulnerable.
3) Thou Shalt not go out and take a look.
-Curl up in your closet with the butcher knife. Chances are that sound you just heard isn't the cat.
4) Thou shalt watch where thou is going
-in Conjuction with three. If you do go to take a look, do not walk backwards.
5) Thou Shalt not accept rides, dates or gifts from a stranger.
-Dude, this is just common sense.
6) Did I mention...don't have Sex.
-This is cardinal, for once you do this, you are marked for death. If you remain a Virgin, then anything else you do is fine. Of course a virgin doesn't do all of the following...
2) Thou Shalt not take a Shower or Bath!
-Being stinky is a small price to pay to survive a slasher flick. Once those clothes come up and you start to lather, you are at your most vulnerable.
3) Thou Shalt not go out and take a look.
-Curl up in your closet with the butcher knife. Chances are that sound you just heard isn't the cat.
4) Thou shalt watch where thou is going
-in Conjuction with three. If you do go to take a look, do not walk backwards.
5) Thou Shalt not accept rides, dates or gifts from a stranger.
-Dude, this is just common sense.
6) Did I mention...don't have Sex.
