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post #1 of 7
9/17/03 at 7:34pm
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The other night I was laying inbed with my girlfriend, it was about 1 in the morning. She heard a noise downstairs and asked me to go look. I got down the stairs and realized to myself "I am that dumb guy in the slasher movie who dies when he goes to investigate". I made tracks back up stairs and crawled into bed...a few minutes later she asked me if I would go back down to turn the a.c. on.. I told her I was too scared to do it. she asked me why and I told her and she laughed at me.
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post #2 of 7
9/17/03 at 7:36pm
i hope you didn't start having sex with her because that also gets people killed in slasher movies. just something to keep in mind...

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post #3 of 7
9/17/03 at 7:39pm
Also if she had gone down she would have found nothing and then happily returned to your mangled corpse under the covers.
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post #4 of 7
9/17/03 at 8:14pm
Everyone is correct. You'd be much safer without that girlfriend. Lucky for you I am a Captain in the Romero Girlfriend Removal Corps. I'd be happy to handle this situation for you, just email me the address and some pics of said girlfriend (for positive identification purposes only) and I'll have it taken care of pronto.
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post #5 of 7
9/18/03 at 2:21pm
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I think the Autographed Lemmy Pictures in our room would scare of anyone...and besides that..she sleeps on the door side actually....
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post #6 of 7
9/18/03 at 2:28pm
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instant_zombie:
I think the Autographed Lemmy Pictures in our room would scare of anyone...and besides that..she sleeps on the door side actually....
I don't think I could make whoopy with Lemmy staring at me.
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post #7 of 7
9/18/03 at 2:33pm
Oh come on... you mean you're not fond of that giant growth coming out of Lemmy's face?... right

anyways, that story is frigging hilarious, and it reminds me of Cabin Fever. The guy with the blonde hair whose a germophobe and desserts everyone? My girlfriend turned to me laughing saying that's exactly what I would do if it happened to me. I couldn't argue cause she's right
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