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post #51 of 1062
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I thought I started this thread so the spoiler-texted bullshit can stop.

 

Basically, anything Star War related is fair game.  Provided the first few words of your post are just filler to stop anyone browsing from accidentally reading something on the main forum page.  Although why anyone would browse like that instead of just viewing the thread titles like I do is beyond me but whatevs.

post #52 of 1062
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I thought I started this thread so the spoiler-texted bullshit can stop.

Basically, anything Star War related is fair game.

Let the x-rated fan art and porn parodies commence!
post #53 of 1062
It's now confirmed that Vader will return not only as a flashback guest but as part of the actual storyline as well! This is pretty big news!!!


The above is complete BS of course but we might as well have some fun with those first post lines.
post #54 of 1062
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It's now confirmed that Vader will return not only as a flashback guest but as part of the actual storyline as well! This is pretty big news!!!


The above is complete BS of course but we might as well have some fun with those first post lines.


No bullshit, there is a rumor floating around that a piece of concept art shows the force ghost of Anakin Skywalker...

post #55 of 1062
It's Latino Review's scoop about Darth Vader's musical number that really makes me wonder about this sequel.
post #56 of 1062
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It's Latino Review's scoop about Darth Vader's musical number that really makes me wonder about this sequel.


You mean that rumor about some folk inspired chant that leads to some sort of weird flashback?

post #57 of 1062
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You mean that rumor about some folk inspired chant that leads to some sort of weird flashback?

No, I mean the maudlin rendition of "Send In The Clones" when he finds the clone grown from Luke's severed hand hooked up to that midichlorian milking machine. James Earl Jones can sing the shit out of a song, but give him some decent material to work with, for fuck's sake.
post #58 of 1062
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No, I mean the maudlin rendition of "Send In The Clones" when he finds the clone grown from Luke's severed hand hooked up to that midichlorian milking machine. James Earl Jones can sing the shit out of a song, but give him some decent material to work with, for fuck's sake.


Ya know I was trying to keep it grounded in hopes that you would very slowly get crazier and nuttier.  But you just blew it Reasor!  They are on to us now.   

post #59 of 1062
LOL, I thought that hippie transcental chanting bullshit you mentioned was a real rumor. Hoisted on my own petard!
post #60 of 1062
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 Hoisted on my own petard!


This is a Star Wars thread.  Leave Star Trek out of it.

post #61 of 1062
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LOL, I thought that hippie transcental chanting bullshit you mentioned was a real rumor. Hoisted on my own petard!


The flashback is kinda true.  There has at least been a rumor attached to that however unlikely.  But, yeah the chanting stuff was me trying to set things up...

 

I was hoping we would get to the force ghost of Arlo Guthrie..


Edited by Ruckuss Zuckuss - 1/17/15 at 4:22pm
post #62 of 1062
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This is a Star Wars thread.  Leave Star Trek out of it.


Just don't touch the tips...

post #63 of 1062
Star Wars, mother fucking Star Wars, just fillin in for the spoiler adverse forum browsers, whatever you're not cool we don't need you anyway.

I'm still hoping that Luke is the dude in those images looking at the Vader mask and Kylo Ren is his apprentice. It's a terrible, terrible idea... But at the same time what single enemy could be more dangerous to the galaxy, more emotionally meaningful right off the bat than Luke Skywalker?

After all, we all slowly turn into our fathers eventually.
post #64 of 1062
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Star Wars, mother fucking Star Wars, just fillin in for the spoiler adverse forum browsers, whatever you're not cool we don't need you anyway.

I'm still hoping that Luke is the dude in those images looking at the Vader mask and Kylo Ren is his apprentice. It's a terrible, terrible idea... But at the same time what single enemy could be more dangerous to the galaxy, more emotionally meaningful right off the bat than Luke Skywalker?

After all, we all slowly turn into our fathers eventually.


From what I understand the guy in the image is Kylo Ren at the end of the film.  He gets fucked up and ends up looking like that.  Luke, from what I heard, is a guy who is a loony,  homeless person from his forced solitude.  He isn't exactly evil.  

 

 

Luke Skywalker:

  


Edited by Ruckuss Zuckuss - 1/18/15 at 1:00am
post #65 of 1062

What if Luke Skywalker went insane, split personalities, and is both good and bad?

Master Jeckle & Dark Lord Hyde

post #66 of 1062
SPOILER: SMOKEY IS THE BANDIT

Even if Luke is just the Campbellian mentor figure that Obi-Wan was (which he should be, if there's going to be any real passing of the torch to the younger cast members), just the fact that this antagonist is collecting Vader relics gives Luke a story here. Whether Luke is the villain or not, he still has to struggle to emerge from his father's shadow. That's a story worth telling, if the script and director are up to the task.
post #67 of 1062
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SPOILER: SMOKEY IS THE BANDIT

Even if Luke is just the Campbellian mentor figure that Obi-Wan was (which he should be, if there's going to be any real passing of the torch to the younger cast members), just the fact that this antagonist is collecting Vader relics gives Luke a story here. Whether Luke is the villain or not, he still has to struggle to emerge from his father's shadow. That's a story worth telling, if the script and director are up to the task.


It does make ROTJ's shot of Luke burning Vader more bitter-sweet and more foreboding now. Things are not over, even if Vader is dead. The things passed down still have to be overcome. Like the ring-bearer themes in Lord of the Rings with Frodo getting the ring. That trip to Mordor still must be made.

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post #69 of 1062
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Apparent storyboard art from Robert Bailey... Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
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You can dump the spoiler tags in this thread

post #70 of 1062
Yeah, we're real men in here. We can take it.
post #71 of 1062
Evidently people take "spoiler thread" to mean "spoilertag eveything in this thread."
post #72 of 1062

 

 

 

Could it be?

post #73 of 1062

no

post #74 of 1062
Haha amblers blunt response. Last time we saw that guy he took a rebel ship to the face.
post #75 of 1062
I'm tellin' yas, it's Lobot.
post #76 of 1062
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Haha amblers blunt response. Last time we saw that guy he took a rebel ship to the face.


Actually it was more like he went face first into the lap of one of his communication subordinates(on fire).

 

Homoerotic subtext if there ever was one...

post #77 of 1062
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no


And Ambler said let there be no fun. 

 

And there was none.

post #78 of 1062

"Turn out a party" is an expression I've never heard outside of Los Angeles.

 

It means to go to a party and ruin it.  This happened so much in the 90s in Los Angeles that people needed to come up with an expression for it.

 

When I think of the expression, I think of Ambler.

post #79 of 1062
SPOILER: TATIANA MOSLEY


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Tatiana Mosely, you guys.
post #80 of 1062
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SPOILER: TATIANA MOSLEY

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Tatiana Mosely, you guys.

Did you spell that right?

post #81 of 1062
Maybe?
post #82 of 1062
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Apparent storyboard art from Robert Bailey... Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
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Those are WAY too detailed to be storyboards...

post #83 of 1062

Yeah, turns out they're commissioned artwork from a licensed Lucasfilm artist.

 

There's been another piece of artwork leaked via IndieRevolver that I can't be arsed to link to as I'm not 100% happy with it if it's legit as they've stole it from the Expanded Universe Dark Empire comics...

 

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It's the Eclipse Star Destroyer

 

As much as I think it looks cool, I'm disappointed they're mining the EU for ideas - if it is legit. If it's just well rendered fan art then thats different as it looks fucking cool.

post #84 of 1062
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SPOILER: TATIANA MOSLEY

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Tatiana Mosely, you guys.

 

I just Googled this person and she's hot. Might watch all of her movies now. Should take me a good twenty minutes.

post #85 of 1062
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Yeah, turns out they're commissioned artwork from a licensed Lucasfilm artist.

 

There's been another piece of artwork leaked via IndieRevolver that I can't be arsed to link to as I'm not 100% happy with it if it's legit as they've stole it from the Expanded Universe Dark Empire comics...

 

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It's the Eclipse Star Destroyer

 

As much as I think it looks cool, I'm disappointed they're mining the EU for ideas - if it is legit. If it's just well rendered fan art then thats different as it looks fucking cool.


Its a fake.  Also, stop with the spoiler tags people...

post #86 of 1062
This just in...
 
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Also, stop with the spoiler tags people...

 

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No

 

post #87 of 1062
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Its a fake.  Also, stop with the spoiler tags people...

The first few lines of a post can be seen as a preview on the new post page. So someone not even looking at the thread itself could see something they don't want to.
post #88 of 1062

I have to admit when the original thread started I wanted spoiler tags around things, but eventually caved in - but I find the idea of this spoiler thread a farce as it was created because people were getting bent out of shape about us discussing production art of things like 

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TIE fighters

in a Star Wars thread.

 

So everything I post in here now is getting spoiler tagged to shit.

post #89 of 1062
If only we could power our starships with spite.
post #90 of 1062
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If only we could power our starships with spite.

What does an asshole need with a Starship?

post #91 of 1062
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I just Googled this person and she's hot. Might watch all of her movies now. Should take me a good twenty minutes.

She actually been in a few movies and Orphan Black is pretty fucking great. Shes a REALLY strong actress and I know that show is why shes getting more work. Try Ginger Snaps 2, shes good in that and almost unrecognizable. Should probably see the first Ginger Snaps anyway just because it's a really good horror film. 

post #92 of 1062

Here's Kylo Ren:

 

 

And here's action figure prototypes, which verify it (he's on the left):

 

post #93 of 1062
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She actually been in a few movies and Orphan Black is pretty fucking great. Shes a REALLY strong actress and I know that show is why shes getting more work. Try Ginger Snaps 2, shes good in that and almost unrecognizable. Should probably see the first Ginger Snaps anyway just because it's a really good horror film. 

 

I think you just made the same mistake as Reasor and got Tatiana Mosley, star of exactly two short movies, confused with Tatiana Maslany, acting phenomenon. 

 

Not that I'd kick Maslany out of bed either. I just happen to think Mosley is pretty damn hawt, judging by her IMDb pic.

post #94 of 1062
SPOILER: IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING SLED

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I blame Google auto-correct for giving me the wrong spelling for Tetris Muslamy.
post #95 of 1062
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Here's Kylo Ren:

 

 

And here's action figure prototypes, which verify it (he's on the left):

 


If the bottom face plate comes off, that'd be okay. But it's very much a post-Vader design here. Not that inspiring. 

post #96 of 1062
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I like it from the side, but it looks awkward from the front. Love the yellow detail plus the way it looks like it's made of stone rather than metal.
post #97 of 1062
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I think you just made the same mistake as Reasor and got Tatiana Mosley, star of exactly two short movies, confused with Tatiana Maslany, acting phenomenon. 

 

Not that I'd kick Maslany out of bed either. I just happen to think Mosley is pretty damn hawt, judging by her IMDb pic.

Right but Maslany is actually in Star Wars.....is Mosley too? 

post #98 of 1062
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Right but Maslany is actually in Star Wars.....is Mosley too? 

 

No. Reasor got Mosley mixed up with Maslany and then I made a comment about Mosley but you thought I was talking about Maslany and now -

 

Actually, let's forget this. 

 

 

 

 

So...... that Kylo Ren, huh?

post #99 of 1062
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No. Reasor got Mosley mixed up with Maslany and then I made a comment about Mosley but you thought I was talking about Maslany and now -

 

Actually, let's forget this. 

 

 

 

 

So...... that Kylo Ren, huh?

NO no you started this fight.

post #100 of 1062
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NO no you started this fight.

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